When being a white hipster goes wrong

>3 require liver transplants after eating "death cap" mushrooms in California

>A bumper crop of deadly wild "death cap" mushrooms in northern California is likely to blame for the poisonings of 14 people in December, health officials say.

>All 14 recovered, but three required liver transplants, and a toddler suffered permanent brain damage, the researchers reported.

>The large outbreak may be related to a reported increase in the growth of wild mushrooms in 2016, triggered by greater rainfall and warm weather at the end of northern California's autumn.

>In addition, an increase in amateur foraging and wild-crafting (gathering plant material for food or medicinal purposes) has raised the risk for poisoning, Vo's team said.

cbsnews.com/news/death-cap-mushrooms-blamed-for-14-california-poisonings/

>amateur foraging...
>wild-crafting...
>Enter these terms into YouTube and see nothing but videos white hipsters gathering up plants and shit to eat from their backyard or nearby woods.

Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit? First it was organic vegetables. Then it was homebrewed craft beer. Then it was "artisan" baked goods. Now it's searching for food in your backyard.

Oh, and...

>An 18-month-old became critically ill after nibbling one-half of a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger who had picked mushrooms in the mountains that morning.

REALLY?! You let your toddler eat a mushroom given to you by a stranger!?

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>Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit?

Because we're creators, curious, and intelligent. Don't you mean interesting shit?

>tfw I am not suprised
Been to a few hippie festivals, they would smoke deer moss on the grounds that it was the anhydrous of the woods, an herbal "meth" like substance. And this was 20 years ago.

>intelligent.

>An 18-month-old became critically ill after nibbling one-half of a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger who had picked mushrooms in the mountains that morning.

>a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger

>a stranger

>The child developed irreversible liver failure that affected her brain. She required a liver transplant and suffered "permanent neurologic impairment," the report said.

>irreversible liver failure

Giving these retarded hippies transplants is direct intervention with Mother Nature's course.

SAUCE

>homebrewed craft beer
>hipsters
I have a bunch of friends who brew their own beer, and none of them are hipsters. Just fucking nerds.

As an amateur mycologist myself with a handlebar moustache, you can call me whatever you want.... I love finding mushrooms...

That being said, these fucking retards were going after a dangerous mushroom, and found a more dangerous mushroom.

This is natural selection at its finest, and these people are fucking stupid to mistake them for edible mushrooms.

Fucking idiots... death caps don't look like puffballs.

Do people make bullshit, pointless threads like this so we won't talk about what Goldman Sachs is doing in Venezuela now, Trump saving American sovereignty yesterday and etc... ?

Are you CIA?

Senpai they need to learn to identify mushrooms better. There are old mycologists, there are bold mycologists - but there are no old, bold mycologists.

This is mushroom hunting 101 - learn to positive id the deadly ones, and learn to the id the handful of tasty ones. The rest are cool just to photograph.

t. amateur mycologist

>amateur mycologist

GODDAMMIT SAUCE ON THESE .WEBMS. WHY DOES NOBODY EVER SAUCE THESE .WEBMS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OP, WHERE. IS. THIS. SAUUUUUUCCCCEEEEEEE

lel fuck hippies

Because it's a shill thread imho.

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WUZ

Haha they ate death cap mushrooms. Idiots.

What is Goldman Sachs doing in Venezuela

Mycology is not to be taken lightly. Fungus is serious business.

give us her name you pos

Demon?

I have all three WEBMS but at work. I'll post in the 27 Amateur asian threads over on Sup Forums - later on tonight

INTRESTING N SHEIT

Monica I believe

>Northern California
Like pottery

How do you accidentally eat a death cap? What were they trying to eat? It is like one of the easiest mushooms to idenitfy

No one likes McDonald's 24/7 like you fatty.

>how do you accidentally eat death cap

I don't know what death cap is or what it looks like , so people like me

But you're not going to be eating mushrooms without consulting a field guide at least, where you would see amanitas prominently displayed with skull and cross bones

>Death caps have been reported to taste pleasant.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides

Amanita - white gilled with cup at the bottom.

Don't eat any amanita. Especially death caps.

You don't go mushrooming without knowing what an amanita looks like.

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Gathering wild mushrooms is a millenary tradition nigger.
I used to go to the mountain on weekends with my grandparents to pick up some mushrooms.

It's just some generic, dime-a-dozen panface gook whore, calm the fuck down you fucking sperg.

Black people eat mudcakes and mosquito patties. I don't want to hear a word from you, shitskin.

>a toddler suffered permanent brain damage

And a new "progressive" has been created.

>Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit?
Whitey got no history or tradition or culture.

So that's how they are made...

I thought they just gave them the FEV virus.

Name of this semen demon?

I swear liberals all have the same lack of personality and do this shit to imitate real people.

>you can call me whatever you want

mycophagist

do u take psilos? is it really that dangerous? what bad can happen?

Hey man, nothing wrong with being a mycophagist

Shroomery.org

OP is just some faggot urbanite.

What idiots. We learned not to touch shit like this in school when we were like 14.

>Giving your toddler wild mushrooms

Darwinism truly is a blessing

>Black people


>Alleged victims of this kind of poisoning include Roman Emperor Claudius, Pope Clement VII, the Russian tsaritsa Natalia Naryshkina, and Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI.

They're all white. Coincidence?

ya i learned in boy scouts how not to just eat random shit you see laying around lol

Does she have a dick?

MOOOAAARRR

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What are the queers doing to the soil?

As opposed to laura southern who is a "based aryan qt3.14" right? Faggot white boy. Is your name chris? Hahaha

taking shrooms isn't really bad for you. from experience, it's actually a way better and more comfortable high than LSD. i envy brits who can actually find liberty caps.

There is nothing wrong with picking and eating wild mushrooms, herbs and plants as long as you know what you're doing.

they bought cheap bounds in hopes that current regime stays and they get payed

You're fucking kidding me right? Having to scavenge for food is nigger-tier. That's why whitey invented farms.

I keep seeing this girl get posted, who is she?

goldman and venezuela. tell us now.

So, a stranger gave my mom some mushrooms. I ate them with hot sauce.

Goldman-Sachs bought 2.4 Billion dollars of bonds from Venezuela.

my boner.. pants... too tight. ...aaaaaah it hurts

The difference is we do it for fun. Start hiking and count the niggers you see. By the end of the day on a busy path you will not have gone past 5 fingers.

Fuck yeah.

Source on the webms

>There is nothing wrong with picking and eating wild mushrooms, herbs and plants as long as you know what you're doing.

But it's 2017. There's no need to forage for food in the forest and potentially cause your children brain damage. All the herbs and mushrooms you want are at your local super market. You can even grow your own in your backyard or your windowsill if you're renting. Only animals need to forage for food. We're no longer cavemen.

You just have to hijack the popular shill threads to get the info out fast, that's how it always worked

I can accept that you go and pick mushrooms that are hard to find in stores, but FFS, if you want a common mushroom which I'm pretty sure they were looking for, just go to the damn store.

HNNNNNG

she is definitely sending a snapchat during this and holding the video button

Nerds are the new hipsters. Being a geek has been in since 2007.

By geek I mean xkcd humor and star wars.

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Whos the semen demon?

That's why you actually order spores and grow shrooms yourself, and don't just eat random mushrooms from the woods.

PLEASE TELL ME SHE HAS A FUCKING DICK

Op are you retarded, everybody forages, up here it's mostly koreans or natives that do it.

>somebody dies on a toilet
>dude white people ayyyyy

kill yourself

>she
>dick

KYS you fucking degenerate.

what the fuck why this is not Sup Forums go back to Sup Forums

she does
and its fucking huge

Anyone who goes foraging for wild edible plants without knowing exactly what they're picking deserves to be fucking poisoned.

Goddamn, it's just a video of some girl's cleavage, those are a dime a dozen.

HE HAS A FUCKING DICK

i'd fuck her brains out

Not to be a hipster faggot but I was doing amateur foraging 10 years ago

Had I known it woulda become a trend I woulda stuck with it and made a couple shekels off these woke whyt ppl

I would rather learn what's around me in case I find myself in a situation where I need to survive off the land. What they did is retarded though because there is tons of literature on the subject.

Would you wear a latex suit and let her beat you?

all I see is boobs

Who is this semen demon?

>tfw you will never be an attractive woman (male) and have anons on the internet lust after you
>tfw you will never be an attractive woman and have anons on the internet lust after you
Why even live?

>i'll never need survival skills in life
white people are doomed lol

As I said, if you know your shrooms and herbs, it wont do any damage, just dont be a retard and no you can't get some shit you might want in supermarkets, because they can't be farmed.

I for example love chanterelle and bolete mushrooms, but they only grow in woods, so I go and collect some in autumn. It's relaxing, kinda like fishing.

this

I wanna put my mushroom in her grass. Do you know what I am saying?

pic not related, but a google capcha. WHat is google telling us here?

>unironically using KYS

shouldn't you be in bed right now, little calvin?

fuck me you ruined it, from this angle that face went from a 10 to a 3

fuk why?

Nah people eat these to trip


However it isn't pleasant and there a fine line between dosage and poisoned

Wtf is wrong with foraging? I'm into that shit and red pilled as hell. Nothing worse then being a slave to the agricultural Jew. It's literal what makes us great you don't see many non white people in biology.

Foraging is pretty redpilled but you have to do it right or else you can hurt yourself. Dandelion greens and purslane are super common wild herbs with several times the Vit C and A content of store bought counterparts and it's very easy to make sure what you're eating.

>eating white mushrooms with white gills

Sounds like natural selection just taking place

Purslane, miners lettuce and lambs quarters are too and very delishous and easily identified