>3 require liver transplants after eating "death cap" mushrooms in California
>A bumper crop of deadly wild "death cap" mushrooms in northern California is likely to blame for the poisonings of 14 people in December, health officials say.
>All 14 recovered, but three required liver transplants, and a toddler suffered permanent brain damage, the researchers reported.
>The large outbreak may be related to a reported increase in the growth of wild mushrooms in 2016, triggered by greater rainfall and warm weather at the end of northern California's autumn.
>In addition, an increase in amateur foraging and wild-crafting (gathering plant material for food or medicinal purposes) has raised the risk for poisoning, Vo's team said.
>amateur foraging... >wild-crafting... >Enter these terms into YouTube and see nothing but videos white hipsters gathering up plants and shit to eat from their backyard or nearby woods.
Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit? First it was organic vegetables. Then it was homebrewed craft beer. Then it was "artisan" baked goods. Now it's searching for food in your backyard.
Oh, and...
>An 18-month-old became critically ill after nibbling one-half of a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger who had picked mushrooms in the mountains that morning.
REALLY?! You let your toddler eat a mushroom given to you by a stranger!?
>Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit?
Because we're creators, curious, and intelligent. Don't you mean interesting shit?
Aiden Morgan
>tfw I am not suprised Been to a few hippie festivals, they would smoke deer moss on the grounds that it was the anhydrous of the woods, an herbal "meth" like substance. And this was 20 years ago.
Parker Edwards
>intelligent.
>An 18-month-old became critically ill after nibbling one-half of a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger who had picked mushrooms in the mountains that morning.
>a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger
>a stranger
>The child developed irreversible liver failure that affected her brain. She required a liver transplant and suffered "permanent neurologic impairment," the report said.
>irreversible liver failure
Xavier Cruz
Giving these retarded hippies transplants is direct intervention with Mother Nature's course.
Adam Gonzalez
SAUCE
Thomas Martinez
>homebrewed craft beer >hipsters I have a bunch of friends who brew their own beer, and none of them are hipsters. Just fucking nerds.
Luke Taylor
As an amateur mycologist myself with a handlebar moustache, you can call me whatever you want.... I love finding mushrooms...
That being said, these fucking retards were going after a dangerous mushroom, and found a more dangerous mushroom.
This is natural selection at its finest, and these people are fucking stupid to mistake them for edible mushrooms.
Fucking idiots... death caps don't look like puffballs.
Sebastian Williams
Do people make bullshit, pointless threads like this so we won't talk about what Goldman Sachs is doing in Venezuela now, Trump saving American sovereignty yesterday and etc... ?
Are you CIA?
Chase Nguyen
Senpai they need to learn to identify mushrooms better. There are old mycologists, there are bold mycologists - but there are no old, bold mycologists.
This is mushroom hunting 101 - learn to positive id the deadly ones, and learn to the id the handful of tasty ones. The rest are cool just to photograph.
t. amateur mycologist
Caleb Rodriguez
>amateur mycologist
Daniel Price
GODDAMMIT SAUCE ON THESE .WEBMS. WHY DOES NOBODY EVER SAUCE THESE .WEBMS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OP, WHERE. IS. THIS. SAUUUUUUCCCCEEEEEEE
Isaac Sanchez
lel fuck hippies
Levi Lewis
Because it's a shill thread imho.
Samuel Sullivan
WE
Luke Anderson
WUZ
Andrew Johnson
Haha they ate death cap mushrooms. Idiots.
Ethan Parker
What is Goldman Sachs doing in Venezuela
Austin Martinez
Mycology is not to be taken lightly. Fungus is serious business.
Jeremiah Carter
give us her name you pos
Juan Collins
Demon?
Grayson Young
I have all three WEBMS but at work. I'll post in the 27 Amateur asian threads over on Sup Forums - later on tonight
Grayson Anderson
INTRESTING N SHEIT
Elijah Moore
Monica I believe
Angel Powell
>Northern California Like pottery
Zachary Taylor
How do you accidentally eat a death cap? What were they trying to eat? It is like one of the easiest mushooms to idenitfy
Jacob Gutierrez
No one likes McDonald's 24/7 like you fatty.
Noah Rodriguez
>how do you accidentally eat death cap
I don't know what death cap is or what it looks like , so people like me
Carter Brown
But you're not going to be eating mushrooms without consulting a field guide at least, where you would see amanitas prominently displayed with skull and cross bones
You don't go mushrooming without knowing what an amanita looks like.
Joseph Green
MODS ARE DELETING THREADS ABOUT HILLARY PODESTA CHILD PORN PIZZAGATE SETH RICH DNC
POST YOUR EVIDENCE
Dominic Campbell
Gathering wild mushrooms is a millenary tradition nigger. I used to go to the mountain on weekends with my grandparents to pick up some mushrooms.
Jaxon Williams
It's just some generic, dime-a-dozen panface gook whore, calm the fuck down you fucking sperg.
Noah Fisher
Black people eat mudcakes and mosquito patties. I don't want to hear a word from you, shitskin.
Bentley Rogers
>a toddler suffered permanent brain damage
And a new "progressive" has been created.
Thomas Butler
>Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit? Whitey got no history or tradition or culture.
Sebastian Walker
So that's how they are made...
I thought they just gave them the FEV virus.
John James
Name of this semen demon?
Nathan Rivera
I swear liberals all have the same lack of personality and do this shit to imitate real people.
Connor Brown
>you can call me whatever you want
mycophagist
Ethan Thomas
do u take psilos? is it really that dangerous? what bad can happen?
Jeremiah Jackson
Hey man, nothing wrong with being a mycophagist
Anthony Garcia
Shroomery.org
Kevin Reyes
OP is just some faggot urbanite.
Anthony Ross
What idiots. We learned not to touch shit like this in school when we were like 14.
Ethan Gray
>Giving your toddler wild mushrooms
Darwinism truly is a blessing
Wyatt Diaz
>Black people
>Alleged victims of this kind of poisoning include Roman Emperor Claudius, Pope Clement VII, the Russian tsaritsa Natalia Naryshkina, and Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI.
They're all white. Coincidence?
Gabriel Davis
ya i learned in boy scouts how not to just eat random shit you see laying around lol
Kayden Watson
Does she have a dick?
Andrew Carter
MOOOAAARRR
Carter Green
...
Julian Turner
What are the queers doing to the soil?
Jose Wright
As opposed to laura southern who is a "based aryan qt3.14" right? Faggot white boy. Is your name chris? Hahaha
Brandon Flores
taking shrooms isn't really bad for you. from experience, it's actually a way better and more comfortable high than LSD. i envy brits who can actually find liberty caps.
Ethan Morales
There is nothing wrong with picking and eating wild mushrooms, herbs and plants as long as you know what you're doing.
Lucas Cook
they bought cheap bounds in hopes that current regime stays and they get payed
Kayden Thomas
You're fucking kidding me right? Having to scavenge for food is nigger-tier. That's why whitey invented farms.
Brody Lee
I keep seeing this girl get posted, who is she?
Julian Long
goldman and venezuela. tell us now.
Aaron Clark
So, a stranger gave my mom some mushrooms. I ate them with hot sauce.
Brody Gutierrez
Goldman-Sachs bought 2.4 Billion dollars of bonds from Venezuela.
John Moore
my boner.. pants... too tight. ...aaaaaah it hurts
Aiden Mitchell
The difference is we do it for fun. Start hiking and count the niggers you see. By the end of the day on a busy path you will not have gone past 5 fingers.
Logan Ross
Fuck yeah.
John Gomez
Source on the webms
Carter Kelly
>There is nothing wrong with picking and eating wild mushrooms, herbs and plants as long as you know what you're doing.
But it's 2017. There's no need to forage for food in the forest and potentially cause your children brain damage. All the herbs and mushrooms you want are at your local super market. You can even grow your own in your backyard or your windowsill if you're renting. Only animals need to forage for food. We're no longer cavemen.
Josiah Jackson
You just have to hijack the popular shill threads to get the info out fast, that's how it always worked
Luis Cook
I can accept that you go and pick mushrooms that are hard to find in stores, but FFS, if you want a common mushroom which I'm pretty sure they were looking for, just go to the damn store.
Brandon Wilson
HNNNNNG
Jason Howard
she is definitely sending a snapchat during this and holding the video button
Joseph Lee
Nerds are the new hipsters. Being a geek has been in since 2007.
By geek I mean xkcd humor and star wars.
Joshua Cooper
...
Dylan Diaz
Whos the semen demon?
Nathan Diaz
That's why you actually order spores and grow shrooms yourself, and don't just eat random mushrooms from the woods.
Matthew Powell
PLEASE TELL ME SHE HAS A FUCKING DICK
Alexander Perry
Op are you retarded, everybody forages, up here it's mostly koreans or natives that do it.
>somebody dies on a toilet >dude white people ayyyyy
kill yourself
Xavier Taylor
>she >dick
KYS you fucking degenerate.
Connor Perry
what the fuck why this is not Sup Forums go back to Sup Forums
Noah Martin
she does and its fucking huge
Isaac Perez
Anyone who goes foraging for wild edible plants without knowing exactly what they're picking deserves to be fucking poisoned.
Goddamn, it's just a video of some girl's cleavage, those are a dime a dozen.
Landon Myers
HE HAS A FUCKING DICK
Kevin Morgan
i'd fuck her brains out
Grayson Turner
Not to be a hipster faggot but I was doing amateur foraging 10 years ago
Had I known it woulda become a trend I woulda stuck with it and made a couple shekels off these woke whyt ppl
Charles Reyes
I would rather learn what's around me in case I find myself in a situation where I need to survive off the land. What they did is retarded though because there is tons of literature on the subject.
Asher Morris
Would you wear a latex suit and let her beat you?
Nicholas Sanchez
all I see is boobs
Jackson Parker
Who is this semen demon?
Christian Torres
>tfw you will never be an attractive woman (male) and have anons on the internet lust after you >tfw you will never be an attractive woman and have anons on the internet lust after you Why even live?
Nolan Brown
>i'll never need survival skills in life white people are doomed lol
Christian Fisher
As I said, if you know your shrooms and herbs, it wont do any damage, just dont be a retard and no you can't get some shit you might want in supermarkets, because they can't be farmed.
I for example love chanterelle and bolete mushrooms, but they only grow in woods, so I go and collect some in autumn. It's relaxing, kinda like fishing.
Nolan Morgan
this
Hudson Bennett
I wanna put my mushroom in her grass. Do you know what I am saying?
pic not related, but a google capcha. WHat is google telling us here?
Elijah Long
>unironically using KYS
shouldn't you be in bed right now, little calvin?
Leo Gomez
fuck me you ruined it, from this angle that face went from a 10 to a 3
fuk why?
Thomas Sanders
Nah people eat these to trip
However it isn't pleasant and there a fine line between dosage and poisoned
Cameron Wright
Wtf is wrong with foraging? I'm into that shit and red pilled as hell. Nothing worse then being a slave to the agricultural Jew. It's literal what makes us great you don't see many non white people in biology.
Kayden Murphy
Foraging is pretty redpilled but you have to do it right or else you can hurt yourself. Dandelion greens and purslane are super common wild herbs with several times the Vit C and A content of store bought counterparts and it's very easy to make sure what you're eating.
Carson King
>eating white mushrooms with white gills
Sounds like natural selection just taking place
Jayden Martin
Purslane, miners lettuce and lambs quarters are too and very delishous and easily identified