>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
Lucas Ross
>50 shots
Chase Morgan
If you were a 15 yo latina surrounded by blacks you'd want to be back home too
Jaxson Foster
>around 15 shots
Jaxson Bell
If I was a 15 year old latina I'd want to be dead.
Luke Miller
I missed the loud boom :(
What'd it sound like!?
Mason Rogers
evenin' roberts what have I missed?
David Harris
we didn't hear it
Zachary Collins
ooooooh she's a little runaway
Joshua Butler
Last night 16 y/o female hispanic got raped by 4 male hispanics
Jonathan Collins
It sounded like Robert checking his keys so fast it broke the sound barrier.
Leo Hall
drunk dude in wheelchair trying to get into a nursing home (probably to fornicate)
>4 shots fired
Oliver Collins
Late to the party. How goes the niggerdom?
Anthony Anderson
>that state representative asking about the car accident
Robert
Christian Rogers
>shots fired on Polina
not sure if this is new or old
Elijah Bell
that was brutal. His panic was on one last night
Cooper Hill
Who here fantasizes about the dispatch girls?
>mfw they release a "Girls of Chicago PD Dispatch" calendar
Luis Sullivan
Lots of shots fired, a loud boom with shots fired, lots of fireworks, people stealing liquor from pharmacies...pretty much the usual.
Jack Lopez
Typical Nigs at Nite episode. Shots fired, drunks, fireworks, body snatchers, 2 homeland security calls and a tranny nog BTFO at the gas station.
foot chase is on
Daniel Johnson
>classic rap for ambiance >some decent coffee >rain outside for ambiance >ceiling fan on making it just perfect Who /comfyaf/ while listeing to male black and his devious adventures?
Kayden Young
One should never meet their heroes.
Charles Harris
motorcycle on sidewalk
Easton Bell
>red and black motorcycle with no tags >riding on the sidewalk
Bentley Baker
Run, Robert, RUN!!!
Parker Gomez
>motorcyclist riding on the sidewalk going eastbound
Samuel Morales
I wish i had a sidewalk only cycle
Zachary Foster
Is he also popping sick wheelies?
Liam Adams
...
Chase Allen
>gangbangers on 18th place >several shots by the schoolyard
Grayson Sullivan
>SEVERAL >SEVERAL SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Dominic Davis
THICC
Ryan Johnson
SHOTS FIRED AT THE SCHOOL YARD
WE VALEDICTORIANS AN SHEEEIIITTT
Jason Hall
sick battlestation
Nicholas Gomez
Delet this
Lincoln Baker
these battle stations trigger me
>drinking 1100 block havin a good ol' time
Chase Ward
artist's rendering of the offending motorcyclist
Jeremiah Butler
>now playing this album as background music to /cpd/
Luis Lee
>Faster than a bullet >Terrifying nog >Enraged and full of anger, >And pit bull is his dog.
Kayden Lee
Here:
Bentley Allen
>Having trouble with the boyfriend :(
Nolan Flores
>drag racers
finally
Levi Reed
mom is bleeding
Leo Barnes
7 million hours
>drag racers doing doughnuts >son called woman saying his mom is bleeding then the call dropped
Carter Lopez
>18 shots fired on Oakley
Jackson Martin
Behold my latest meme. Thanks for the pic last thread, user.
18 shots fired AH AH AH what an epic night this has been
Aaron Anderson
SSSSSSSSSSHHHEEEEIIIIIIT
This gets better and better the more heads get added.
Colton Moore
was that a report of loud farting??
Nathaniel Turner
indeed :)
Benjamin Lee
ha nice. you made a couple for me with images i provided they were money. at the moment count pepe is best pepe
Julian Morgan
>numerous shots fired, no description
Caleb Roberts
unlawful sharting, class 4 misdemeanor
>loud rooftop party
Leo Hughes
>loud rooftop party >possibly minors
Cooper Carter
thanks Robert :)
Isaiah Williams
>89
Jason Howard
>89 yr old his panic >89 they live that long?
Oliver Nelson
>5'8" >110 Mexican Gandhi
Adrian Rivera
must be a grandnigger
Jeremiah Russell
>she will never "check" your "keys"
Dylan Adams
Aggravated ass blasting is a serious crime Robert
Julian Moore
>female on the ground vomiting, surrounded by a group of girls, they've been there for 30 minutes >group trying to tear stop sign down
Connor Fisher
wow what degenerates those women are a fucking vomit circle?
they must be feminists
Isaiah Miller
kek. i was gonna say, he probably has great great grandchildren, who possibly also have children
Jose Anderson
It's Paulina
Samuel Martinez
How is Robert doing tonight? anything crazy
Jaxon Robinson
>listen man....we have now entered the deep zone
Evan Cooper
>The Deep Zone!
Charles Cox
3 loud parties and nobody shot yet?
that must be the white part of town
Kevin King
THE DEEP ZOOONE
Owen Lewis
>THE DEEP ZONE
Cameron Edwards
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>they're either smoking weed or cigarettes
Jaxson Richardson
>drunk nigger in wheelchair >a nigger faggot >storm drain nigger made an appearance >many shots fired Its been totally niggers
Thomas Turner
>I want the cops to show up, but I don't want to go to jail for lying to them about the drunk chads outside.
Jaxon Price
the usual it seems. but no males in clown masks throwing bricks through windows, no 4 on 1 gang rape, or 500 people in the street, or roving asian males yet. some trannies though
Owen Taylor
>calls are starting to stack up aka "it's getting deep in hyeah"
The Ultra rare "Male White" still remains as elusive as Big Foot. Be on the lookout.
Ian Cook
its 18 days until summer.
Ryder Russell
>yall know that summertime has begun, right? this is just the tip of the iceberg
Mason Wood
>Summer time has begun >This is just the tip of the iceberg
Jose Cox
hey there bros I hope you're having a good night
any murders yet?
Jaxon Taylor
fuck if i know i missed this shit nigger faggots and trannies running rampant in the streets would have been something out of the ordinary i would have remembered
Austin Martin
not sure. A lotta gun shots and some ppl hospitalized. no deaths for sure as of yet.
Jaxson Robinson
...
Elijah Ortiz
we had at least one call for the body snatchers
Isaiah Bell
...
Jason Nguyen
...
Jack Peterson
kekkk
Noah Morgan
...
Jason Baker
>person shot on west walton, cousin was shot in the car
