Yesterday I got arrested, As stoners know you hide your weed under your Balls because cops ar not allowed to search that area ( at least in Germany ). The cops ask me and my friend if we had seen anything somebody running or some shit we disagreed because some big shit went down police were all over the place. So they ask like are you guys clan we agreed and that fucking cop kickt my leg put my arms on my bag and the next cop putt his fucking foot on my head !then he put his hands in my pants and pulls out my weed I got a BTM and they took my shit, later trying to teach me about ethics.
Place/b fuck those guys just give em a call 0049 06202 2880 Pic related (from that day)
fuck off trash t-rkman shitskin nigger waste of semen gommie faggot xir
Isaac Scott
But the way they caught me was illegal I mean come on the guy touching my dick and I'm not gay so pretty humiliating
Lincoln Myers
while there is no clear legal basis to examine a person (see § 81a StPO) a search is always possible stated in § 39 PolG NRW.
With that being sad and plus your information that "big shit went down" i presume that the officers had a founded suspicion on you. If that is given, the police officers can, according to §8 PolG NRW, take any means to fend of any threat to public safety and order. This ranges from parking in a no parking zone to said examination. And since they found weed on you, which is violating the law, the officer's reaction was indeed following the aforementioned article of the law.
Welp, better stay with legal drugs
Nolan Torres
Kill yourself scum
Owen Wood
>do something illegal >get arrested
Sebastian Gomez
I called them and told them about your situation, they said they're sending a car to arrest you.
James Rogers
First time I heard the Germcuck police doing anyting good. Fucking druggie scum shud all be gassed.
Joseph Ward
Stoners are degenerate you got what you deserved. God said don't get high or drunk and yet here you are. Repent or die faggot. Deus vult.
Grayson Martin
Pffff. You should be grateful for such a based police action. Shit hey. You really think you're hot stuff don't ya?
Nolan Sanders
>i broke the law >cops were mean to me ;_; >help me internet friends Hätten dich totprügeln sollen, Zecke
Alexander Brooks
>boohoo a cop touched my dick i used to hide illegal drugs
David Sullivan
i can't read your shit writing.
Grayson Bailey
Underage and banned
Juan Howard
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Brody Mitchell
I hope the cop throws the book at you, stupid degenerate. Drug use is synonymous with being a nigger in the USA so you are basically a nigger in Germany, or yet since there aren't many there; a muslim.
I hope you get sent away for some time and they replace your home and work with a muslim who just immigrated. You deserve it.
Cameron Gomez
Sucks for you dude now you can never move to the USA once the SHTF and the Muslims start the real Holocaust
Angel Martinez
Shame they didn't crack your head open desu
Levi Cook
OP DECAPITATION STRIKE IS A GO. KEK HAS DECLARED KANLY. >so cringe xxddd FUCK OFF CUNT, THE WARNING WAS WRITTEN FOR NORM CONSUMPTION WITH NEW IMPROVED 'OMINOUS+' GET THE FUCK ON
THEY SAID BARRON DOESN'T WATCH THE NEWS. >FUCK THEM ALL!!!! THE OP ISN'T UP FOR DISCUSSION, IT'S HAPPENING. THE ONLY QUESTION IS: ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? youtube.com/watch?v=8Rx8_vjbXX4&t=1s IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT JOINING THE BIGGEST OP OF 2017, YOU SHOULD GO TO BED, … YAWN, I FEEL SLEEPY, … WE SHOULD ALL GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP, YAWN, …FLUBADUBMMMMMMM ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz
Henry Evans
thats the game, you fucking idiot. play with fire and get burned, next time stick it up your bum or just run away... but yeah, you are too much of a pussy to run away from the pooolis
James Anderson
>bootlicker >britbong Why i am not surprised.
Jaxon Cox
ich werd da anrufen und denen sagen das du kleine kinder fickst du dämlicher arschwichser. verpiss dich.
Jonathan Watson
>christardy >logic and rationality Both liberalism and christardy are illogical bullshit
Alexander Hughes
Selber Schuld du degeneriertet Kiffer. Heul nicht rum, weißt genau dass du Gesetze gebrochen hast. Zurück nach Berlin mit dir oder besser, raus aus Deuschland
Grayson Allen
>hey Sup Forums is so chaotic and weird surely these guys are that too >look throug all the thread responces >its actually people who might as well be cops because most are natsoc and hate degeneracy
whew, who would have thought. Also get rekt fucking druggy fagget.
Kevin Turner
Good, degenerate stoners should be punished.
Kayden Lewis
>and that fucking cop kickt my leg put my arms on my bag and the next cop putt his fucking foot on my head !then he put his hands in my pants and pulls out my weed I got a BTM and they took my shit
lol weedfags
Benjamin Fisher
kek, half of you are fat retarded NEETS and then you get triggered by drugs. ayyyyyy lmao
Parker Thompson
t.fatty
Luke Brooks
why are you confirming my suspicions?
Connor White
lol @ yanez druggie degenerate
Kevin James
did you find a scale?
Ryder Green
Learn to spell you fucking druggie degenerate
Henry Taylor
Consuming marijuana is degenerate. Stop whining and take this as a chance to better yourself.
Nathan Foster
yeah, 66kg
but I haven't done ecstasy in a week
Samuel Ortiz
I know that whenever you see comments like "I'm glad germans are going extinct" or "fuck you germany im glad you are getting blown up by terrorists" that you think it's just banter and muricans pokin fun at you but I just wanted to let you know these comments are genuine, I don't like you...I dont like what you've become and I am glad you are getting replaced by the very shitskins you've welcomed into your degenerate shit hole of a country.
Cooper Thomas
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Connor Wood
if that's you or a friend then you deserve to get your shit pushed in ebinmensch. Why the fuck ddo you dress like that
As a non weedfag, I disagree, weed can be good for some, but glorification of weed aka stoners deserve to be shot
Jaxon Brown
umm weed is legal in Germany,maybe not officialy on papers but in reality yes. Cologne is full of cops,yet they dont do anything against the weed that can be smelled anywhere around the main train station. I refuse to believe yours story but i actually hope it is true. Stoners should be hanged and drug dealers should be burned to death.
Zachary Watson
this faggot is a sandnigger already, give these cops a medal. they deserve it and to OP: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SANDNIGGER
Nicholas Lopez
>pissed off because you got caught Ever occur to you those stupid stoner myths they pass around are just that; myths?
Ever think that cops know about these myths and with enough experience know to immediately check behind the balls when they catch a retarded stoner?
Gavin Campbell
weed saves lives
Jack Turner
It was certainly not good for OJ was it?
>umm weed is legal in Germany, >maybe not officialy
This is how distorted weedfags actually are haha
Mason Harris
You are a degenerate, too bad they didn't kill you
Jaxson Powell
>in public with banned substances >whine about getting caught Hopelessly retarded
Levi Turner
Drugs are fucking degenerate. That said I drink like once a week but also lift get fucked low T faggots, keep searching for that next high to feel relevant
Jason Bennett
Weed is German-tier. I'd put my foot on your head anyday. Fiddle with your balls too.
Zachary Mitchell
Like child progrography is Belgian/Noncountry-tier?
Kevin Thompson
kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit
Liam Phillips
Degenerate cunt fuck off to /b or reddit I don't care nobody wants to hear about your fucking drug trips cunt.
Lincoln Hernandez
You're just mad we took your flag and did something cool with it.
Kayden Cox
>lol who needs laws fuck the police xDD maybe if you followed the law your country wouldn't be such a fucking shithole lmao
Nathan Myers
Omg danke also übersetzt die brechen ein Gesetz aber wenn die mit ihrem "Verdacht " recht haben dürfen sie das Gesetz brechen
Samuel Kelly
Why does anyone think I'm an immigrant lol
Camden Evans
Wow that's some picture of Germany u got there stop believing what you hear or see on tv and the internet come down here eat with some immigrants for iftar ( google) and walk around Go back to suck trumps dick and shut up ?
Jaxon Brooks
Thx called you government to collect depth they said I should start with you ass first
But weed being illegal is burger conspiracy, can we fix this already
Jayden Lee
Tja, Pech gehabt. Statt Drogen zunehmen, solltest du lieber trainieren, eine hübsche, konservative Frau heiraten und Kinder kriegen.
Geschieht dir Recht!
Easton Cox
that guy on the pic is pure faggotry
Luis Collins
>Hey guys I broke the law but the police treated me harshly please help
Ian Diaz
>Stoner
Too bad he didn't kill you you fucking faggot
Stoner tourists ruined my entire country and other places like Colorado and California
Xavier Sanders
>broken english >caught with weed which is illegal >complains about repercussions for illegal activity
coming from someone who smokes and does a lot of illegal things, you should't break the law unless you're prepared for the law to break you
Grayson Brooks
>because cops ar not allowed to search that area ( at least in Germany ) What kind of retarded rule is that? Your balls are not exempt from hiding shit; gangbangers in the US do it all the time.
Charles Perez
proofread your shit before posting you stupid stoner
Jack Evans
verdammter untermensch der polizist hätte dir nen kopfschuss geben sollen
Zachary Morris
>not your personal army
Degenerate faggot, you deserve everything you have coming
Brayden Johnson
>break the law >complain about repercussions
Isaiah Martinez
I kek'd.
Kayden Gonzalez
That is a british police car you nigger stop larping And everybody knows smoking weed is not illegal here but buying and having it is illegal And you can always say you found it and you were on the way to the police to give it them So FUCK OFF you nigger
Jose Powell
>are you clan? Are you some sort of Somali?
Parker Gray
>That is a british police car you nigger stop larping >Poliz *guy in front of the rest* >british >the good old british PoliZe
Jaxson Baker
I'm pretty sure, if there is reason to believe that an person smuggles drugs, you can search them wherever you want as an police officer. The only exception is, that the suspect can demand to speak to his lawyer first, or getting checked by an officer of the same sex, lol.
Jonathan Edwards
You did something illegal and got caught, now you want us to harass the police for doing their job? Fuck you, I should report you to the police for this.
Logan Wood
Oh look. Babbys first time breaking the law and getting caught. You're gonna hate life.
Parker Wright
Admit it you loved it.
Lucas Evans
>Nicht deine persönliche Wehrmacht
Really? You act as a criminal, lie to police about your weed, and want us to fight for you? Fuck off.
Caleb Mitchell
Van Gogh is right - fuck OP
Luke Ramirez
>claim you identify as a woman >get balls fondled by delicious German female cop Sounds alright to me.
Sebastian Harris
Bad laws like cannabis prohibition need to be broken.
Zachary Adams
Really? I cant open the picture because internet too slow but all i see is POL And if so since when did we use the same yellow the british use? We have still the old green white but mostly now blue silver
Bentley Sanders
You get arrested for weed in Germany? I thought you were a progressive society?
Landon Green
send an email to cow titties merkel. your esteemed commie leader. she will tell the meanies to give you your pot and little dick back and let you go.
why are your arms so skinny? you look like a gay numale. Your skinny jeans make you look gay af.
Lucas Anderson
If you're lucky enough to find one! From my experience, the more trained and thus better looking police-officers are mostly used for bigger operations like festivals, football games and demonstrations.
Ian Watson
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You reap what you seed, mate. You decided to break the law at your own risk and the law caught you, there is no one to blame but yourself, you took the risk.
Now about "police brutality" There is nothing brutal about what you described. You looked suspicious and they checked you, finding your weed. Let me tell you, you will be glad that the cops do their fucking job even with sly fucks like yourself, hiding drugs in the crotch. Here in Spain because of the "police brutality" you claim, if you go out of your home for some time, let's say because of vacations, and when you return, you find your house occupied by a pack of wild gipsies, even with the fucking lock changed, the police can't take them out at the moment you call them, because they don't have a house and forcing they out of the building would be "police brutality". They need a judge's order to kick them out, you know how much time passes until the judge's order becomes official thanks to paperwork in here? Fucking months, even a year if he is busy. And don't you fucking dare to kick them out by yourself, because if someone claims that he got hurt, even if he just felt pain any moment, you are royally fucked. Be fucking glad that the cops do their job ignoring muh fee-fees because he knew you were hiding shit. Go fuck yourself ungrateful junky fuck, I hope you go to harder drugs so you can OD yourself.
Isaiah Thomas
I have no idea what you're talking about but you sound like a faggot so fuck you
Jace Williams
Fuck... Police here in Brazil literally put the finger in your asshole searching for drugs. Kek