Brit/pol/ CHEESA MAY EDITION

>Latest election polling
britainelects.com/nowcast/

>Leaders get grilled in Question Time Special
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40139052

>Ariana Grande Visites injured ahead of benefit concert
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40141450

>May's attacks on Abboy are racist!
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4567982/Diane-Abbott-suggests-PM-racist-attacking-her.html

>No income tax rise under tories minister reveals:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/02/no-income-tax-rises-high-earners-tory-government-minister-reveals/

>latest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens:
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/fridays-election-debate-panel

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

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independent
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>theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/fridays-election-debate-panel
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Hand over the keys Theresa I've got Hezbollah here to do redecorating

>couldn't even get red boxing gloves

we can't let his man have the nuclear codes (not that he'd use them anyway)

>Why do you want to vapourise people lads

tfw still no pikey gf

He'd give them to the Ayatollah of Iran.

>I don't know why everyone in this audience is so keen to kill millions of people :^)
>I mean good people are the ones who want to get vaporized instead right?

That woman last night reeked of labour plant.

>Self defense is murder guys remember that!

who the fuck is akala and why is facebook and youtube so keen to show me his opinion?

>nuclear codes

Not a lot of use when the country is turning muslim anyway

If I were you burger, I'd be demanding the return of the Tridents before Abdul gets control of them

Not had a cheeky tug since Tuesday desu

You don't need nuclear weapons or armies, only LOVE and TOLERANCE. Except against evil racist Tories KILL KILL THEM ALL.

Trident is an important deterrent but it was still slightly disturbing how giddy some of the audience was at the prospect of disintegrating iranians and north koreans

Not sure what job to try and go into lads.
What will earn me a fuck tonne of money?

BEADY
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Is she really a pikey? If so she's been married since she was 14 anyway. No such thing as a pikey gf

Law

I haven't for about 2 weeks. I'm getting old I guess.

>Corbyn and Abbott have a Blair/Brown deal going on
>Corbyn resigns as PM after 3 years due to "ill health" and hands over to Diane Abbott

Is it really worth the risk lads?

Escort?

>t. swedecuck

Keep it up masturbation and porn is very damaging.

They weren't giddy about anything, they just wanted to know if Corbyn would authorise a retaliatory strike. I know my nuclear fire blasted corpse would want that. Fuck the planet, there's loads out there.

I wish someone in the audience had asked Corbyn whether he would encourage a dialogue with ISIS.

The stupid old cunt probably would have said he'd consider it.

Amazing fucking OP pic. I really see you lads have honestly stopped trying. Sad, desu senpai.

Not cute enough for that

>user, you're voting for Jeremy Corbyn, right?

Get out you filthy commie slag

>>I don't know why everyone in this audience is so keen to kill millions of people :^)
WHOOOOOLLO!!!!!!!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP WHOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-says-there-could-be-benefits-to-opening-diplomatic-back-channels-with-isis-a6817181.html

How old we talking here? I'm early 20s and just keep forgetting desu, I've lost my spark
>porn is damaging
Yes
>masturbation is damaging
No (unless you're one of those freaks who does it multiple times a day)

Please archive

>independent co uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-says-there-could-be-benefits-to-opening-diplomatic-back-channels-with-isis-a6817181.html
archive.is/tUfIb

We don't have nuclear codes here
The subs can launch there missiles without any codes

I'd round up her intellectuals if you know what I mean

Is this election turning into a battle of haves and have nots again?

Watch Corbyn actually win

Not it isn't you silly fool

>Smug cunt says some completely banal feel good nonsense
>WOOOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Fucking question time.

>implying it ever wasn't

Yes, Corbyn represents the out of touch elites and May stands for the average working man.

More like spaz and spaz nots. Tories are gonna get a lot more of the poor votes than usual.

Who the fuck do I vote for?!!!

HOW CAN MAY AND MAYFLIES EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ETERNAL BTFO FROM A WHITE FLOWER AND HER BLACK HUSBAND?

If you have to ask, you probably shouldn't.

Yup, Corbyn stands up for the labouring poor, and Theresa May stands up for her cronies in the city of London.

mfw fellow bongs don't realise this is 1997 all over again

Which seat?

...

L A B O U R

Complaining about NHS waiting lists is actually extremely racist because it implies we shouldn't be giving hundreds of thousands of pakis British Citizenship every year to use our public services.

No. nĂ¼-Labour is thankfully a thing of the past.

Mid 30s. I used to fap daily up until my mid to late 20s.

>iris and pupil colour are literally black and indistinguishable
>'white'
Doubt it desu, that's not normal

look at her soulless eyes, one of her ancestors is a nigger.

Is there a traditionally conservative voter here who was against brexit?
I would like to hear what they think.

That;s a killer outfit not gonna lie.

>retaliatory

I actually hope the English are stupid enough to vote Labour

I'd give the country about 10 years to total melt down

If the tories win the result will be even worse long term, the smug old bastards will think everything is fine but there will be no stop on immigration - muh ecomony etc . When they die Abdul and niggers will just take over demographically

She looks mixed for sure. Those lips, eyes and nose betray a certain negroid heritage. Probably a quadroon.

>people like this are considered white by research statisticians

It's worse than we think isn't it lads.

New Labour winning in 97 wasn't a shock result the country was in Beatle like hysteria over are Tony

youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>labouring poor

Some annoying "conscious" rapper who peddles teen tier social justice and muh ebil govment opinions through the medium of shite rap for dumb fuck youth to gobble up and feel edumacated.

They weren't 'giddy', they were rightfully demanding to know that they'd be avenged in the instance that they were fucking incinerated by whatever power threw ICBMs at their fucking homes.

Christ.

>Self Defense and avenging your people if they're attacked
>Somehow morally wrong or reprehensible

No matter how violent the reprisal it wouldn't be enough. I'm with May on this one, nuke the bastards

STOP VOTING TORY

What's so funny?

...

His accent is disgusting

Jesus Christ lad, don't even temp fate with they kind talk

As a Christian nation, retaliation is out of the question. We must turn the other cheek.

>an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
>fuck my wife please

Will Labour win?

Haha try again.

C O R B Y N

>L A N D S L I D E

I N C O M I N G

No

>STOP VOTING

He did a fucking tv debate against tommy robinson which is infuriating, just a shout down fest TOMMY IZ RACISSS *thunderous applause* etc. The truth is he's brought out because everyone knows niggers are a failure and in dire need of role models who aren't complete mouthbreathers I think then akala is a great demonstration of how bad things are.

Labour party giving a fuck about the white working class?

Seriously?

You have been watching stuff made in the 1950s maybe

Labour has been run by millionaire jews for that last 40 years at least m8

If you don't know that you are either a yid or a really dumb 13yo

Well it's a logical conclusion.

1. They are former lovers
2. He picked her as his shadow home secretary when there are far more competent choices he could've made
3. Even when she completely fucks up interviews he continues to put her out there

I wouldn't be surprised at all.

Bit hard to get a landslide when the other party is on 45% pal.

Cheers I'm stealing this

>Believing New Tastament garbage

Deus Vult.

This tbqh. We must be tolerant and forgiving to being nuked, it would be awful if anyone were nuked - that's why we must not defend ourselves from being nuked.

Name one behind-the-scenes millionaire that's pumping out propaganda in support of Corbyn

I know a few, main reason was financial and not worth the risk

Secretly they're all happy we're leaving, and if it goes tits up they can say "don't blame me I voted Remain"

I can't believe anyone still falls for this propaganda, go look at the history of labour? who do you think always despised and seeked to destroy the working class lives through mass immigration? who despised and tried to destroy nationalism? who has peddled a feverant hatred for everything about british history and pushed for a version to be pushed in education that sees us as shameful for the past... labour every fucking time, yet they wheel out the same double think propaganda and everyone gobbles it up even after everything thats occured in our life times. This isn't endorsement for the tories whom have there own issues.

The one with Saira Khan, right? She was even more annoying tbqh. Irony is she was complaining that pro-Brexit people were getting called racist a few weeks ago. Weird bitch.

19+98 = 1998
19+99 = 199

2000&1 = 2001
2000&17 =2017

why did we just change number systems?

ze germans do 1900&98 = 1998 which makes more sense really.

>1950s

earlier. One of the reasons Mosley split from the Labour party is that he saw their failure to recognize Britons as a race, or indeed to do anything for white people in general. We're talking 1920s for christ's sake.

>considering voting labour
>ever

aaaand a big youth turnout is going to do fuck all difference

That can't be right, lets look at the head of Momentum the new left wing movement in labour surely he isn't...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lansman

What are you talking about? People say twenty seventeen.

People are only shilling for Labour in here because they don't want their neetbux to be touched. There's no purpose in abusing them because they're too afraid to leave the house and actually vote.

Who fucking cares.
Say "twenty seventeen" if it means that much to you, nobody will laugh.

>but m8 thats how the yanks do it

The youth aren't all enthusiastic Labour supporters either. Just a very loud minority who bother to answer polls.

It's time to fix this country and vote Conservative!

Am I correct in assuming then that they will continue voting Tory?

If some cunt was in grasp of taking over with plans to raise corporate tax and piss that money away on everything shit i'd be spending a ton on propaganda to keep them away to.

>Who fucking cares.

absolutely no one, along with caring about anything else on this website

7 shekels deposited into your account goy

"White" features all sorts of fucked up mixed people and until recently America was counting mestizos as white to pad out their white crime demographics.

They never even pretended to give a shit about rural poverty either, which is always at similar levels to urban poverty, except with less pakis.