could just get another job - but would rather bitch about it to everyone.
Caleb Green
Reminder that if you haven't cracked one off to mummy you:
A: aren't a true Brit/pol/ poster B: haven't lived C: have no right to criticize mummyposters as you havent experienced the sheer delight first hand
Colton Edwards
>employed by the state >basically works for gibs like i give a fuck
Eli Gutierrez
Reposting user from the last thread because this is what's going to happen:
Anyone else sense that Labour turnout in retarded/shit areas like London will be high but in swing seats where it matters it won't
If you think of the eponymous swing voter in your mind and imagine that he or she did not vote for Miliband, question whether you think they'll vote for Jeremy Corbyn
It's just not happening lads, Labour might see huge gains in places where they're already winning but it won't matter, they've done nothing to convince the rest of the country
It's just like Clinton winning by 2 million votes in California
Not to mention that I think these predictions of youth turnout are horseshit
Austin Cruz
...
Jayden Stewart
SHAGGING
Adam Perez
>even entertaining the thought of letting 16 year olds vote What the fuck is wrong with you?
Connor Lopez
>voting
Cooper Hill
Is it gonna happen?
Jackson Cook
The communist continues to be as unpopular as he always was isn't news. The conservative going negative for the first time is.
Jeremiah Long
But she'll know I've done it now she's spying on us. How can I get away with it?
Kayden Scott
Have to be a tactical vote this time around, damaging socialism is more important than a UKIP vote, so it's a tactical tory tick for me on the 8th.
Fuck lefties :^)
Blake Williams
So there's nothing wrong with fucking 16 year olds?
Andrew Anderson
Does anyone in here actually LIKE the Tories?
Xavier Green
gotta admit I haven't encountered the heavenly cums she provides maybe on election night, ye
Lucas Kelly
Am delivering Tory leaflets in the roughest part of town tomorrow wish me luck boys.
Dominic Taylor
I can see this happening, yes. And then the day after they'll wail in confusion because 'everyone I know was on team Jezza'
Adam Wood
It is like Zombie Apocalypse - but instead of guns they fuck the zombies to death
Alexander Butler
God it would be so funny to see
Dylan Cook
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
THIS IS A HIGH PRIORITY MESSAGE
Guys, I'm really fucking bored right now.
Colton Ross
>tfw you find out your ex is with a black guy now and has sworn off "weak men"
Dylan Thompson
You do know Tory leaflets are just templates with the name of the MP and constituency pasted over them right?
Nathaniel Mitchell
no, they don't even know why they vote tory.
Mason Perry
Funny that Mummy May has the same approval ratings as Trump. Even funnier that the opposition in both countries is even less popular.
Blake Scott
Why?
Charles Lewis
>Tory shills pretending to be converted UKIP voter Fuck off, you're not UKIP. True UKIP voters like myself will stick with them. Labour and the tories are the fucking same anyway, the outcome will be identical.
Brayden Moore
Reminder that these creatures still spawned many kids.
Evan Bennett
I'd rather masturbate to a picture of Tom Watson's sweaty arsecrack
Luis Gomez
Assuming this isn't bait, so? Means you dodged a bullet.
Colton Howard
>wanx
Find a nice spot out of view of your smart TV and turn on the hoover to cover up the sound of you screaming mummy as you cum
Jaxon Lopez
Depends how old the person fucking them is, 3 year max age difference is what most US states go by until 18.
Asher Flores
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Look at this cuck
David Morris
No need to waste time and money if you aren't one of the 3 people who live in two constituencies.
Xavier Wood
>principled stance on brexit Being luke warm on Brexit is the exact opposite of that. And I get why his is desu >majority of the PLP was remain >wants to be able to afford all the money for social programs so hes more reliant on access to the single market and customs union >he wants to appear principled, unlike may who has 180'd her position on brexit
Justin Morris
I like how angry the Tories make leftists. Does that count?
Mason Ortiz
I want to change Britain for the better.
Jackson Fisher
Reminder that /britpol/ is /leftypol/
Carson White
>Your ex hates you so much that she moved abroad
Jayden Bailey
You dodged a bullet then. You think that attitude is healthy in a relationship/family
Selfish bitches are selfish bitches
Cooper Hernandez
same
Jace Sullivan
brit/pol/ are retarded enough to vote against their own interests just for the sake of librul tears and remoaner memes.
>muh nuclear button
Juan Ross
Hope you (rightfully) get your head kicked in
Christopher Brown
If i had to pick between Corbyn & that cunt Tony Blair again, how fast till we go to war with the Saudis?
Ethan Peterson
It's because they have no empathy.
Juan White
Why does that board get meme'd so much when it's as dead as May's reproductive capabilities?
Carter Reyes
>change Britain for better >only addresses immigration as a net statistic
Jackson Gray
You need to read the comments on this Ashcroft article . they are conservative campaigners and members mainly saying May has ran a fucked up campaign , Even if she wins because of FPTP she won't be populair i tell ya
a 52% deficit among the youth? Trump's deficit wasn't even half that, and our millennials are a hell of a lot less White than yours
Nolan Barnes
fucking hell tyrone, stop it
Justin Gonzalez
>Maria Miller
She is literally at the forefront of pushing for canada-style tranny laws
Mason Lee
kek - the state of politics
Luke Watson
the ONLY situation when 16 year olds may be considered to be allowed the vote is if they are tax payers. If you're still in education, you can fuck right off
David Nelson
Lads
Jeremiah Stewart
Fuck off
If people have the money then they should fucking well use it.
Since when is means testing a conservative policy, it is just focussing the spare money on the people who need it the most.
John Cook
Vote pepe May
Asher Sanchez
It's funny. A bunch of trolls using an anonymous imageboard voting for regulation of the internet, based on Tory lies about brexit. I love the stupidity.
Blake Jackson
And people say we don't have cuckservative shills here. Fucking christ.
Ethan Morgan
Means nothing, I was a left as a teen
Adrian Hughes
>leftist try to improve people's lives >tories want to destroy them and overrun the country with muslims >you pick the tories in this situation You need to be 18 to post here.
Dominic Clark
Is that a tranny?
Julian Torres
Youth vote at the last election was ~40%, its not going to matter that much.
Adrian Wright
This has literally always been the case
Luke Collins
T. May: 39 / 42 -12 J. Corbyn: 32 / 47 +18 T. Farron: 14 / 38 +8
Colton Jones
Missing YKTD (!!hn7ASgIZ1vE)
Josiah Flores
That has always a been a thing here though, then people get older and vote Tory. I was a member of the Labour Party when I was a teenager.
Luke Rogers
Maybe this is a bit of a left-field (no pun intended) suggestion, but is it possible that 18-24 cannot be polled properly because they have no fixed landline, are not the person most likely to answer a landline, and generally aren't in the house?
Parker Perez
the torys are pepe goy
Caleb White
Always happens. The tories are 50 points up with over 65s
Gavin Torres
But now you earn over 80k and so are voting tory?
Anthony Russell
This It happens every fucking time and the butthurt never gets old
Dylan Morris
Reminder that this is literally grounds for dismissal from the labour party and has happened a number of times before
Adrian Johnson
Are you a bot or what?
Justin Butler
>>leftist try to improve people's lives >better to try and inadvertently make things worse because you're a fucking moron who doesn't learn from history than not to try at all :^) The fucking state of you lad
Wyatt Butler
Is this your first election cycle? The young always vote Labour more
Leo Parker
She called the opposition the "Coalition of Chaos", a labour coalition government is literally the Coalition of kek. You've got this all wrong.
Liam Carter
It's always like that over here, has been since the 70s.
As they grow older they move to the Right. Also, among under 18s, right wing traditionalism prevails. Probs due to the baby boomers dying off meaning they're going to grow up to inherit more stuff and enjoy cheaper housing prices, allowing them to start families younger
Henry Jenkins
>still believing polls after the 2016 election
Jonathan Richardson
Our young people are numales and nuwomen. I think of two of my friends as the quintessential student couple - they're both tiny, wear silly indie clothes, listen to silly 'indie' bands, vote labour, *literally* cried about brexit, say they don't want children (just dogs) and both go out and do photography together for a hobby.
This is our student population. This is our reality.
Ryder Cruz
>Corbyn more unfavourable that nuttall Nuttall
Evan Smith
tory is love tory is life
pepe is english
Brayden Hughes
Based ComRes
Jacob Gray
>muh kek Fuck off back to prebbit
Kayden Walker
I'm very scared there has been a lot of stabbings recently I might have to tone down my look I was thiinking of wearing a suit.
