Brit/pol/ - Embarrassing Yourself on National TV Edition

>New Poll: CON: 47% (+1) LAB: 35% (+1) LDEM: 8% (-) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 1% (-) (via @ComRes)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/871049102473220102

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/brendan-cox-news-jos-murder-like-grenade-going-inside/

>Boris wrestles with Labour MP:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568704/Don-t-pillock-Boris-Johnson-told-air.html

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
standard.co.uk/news/politics/utterly-unbelievable-tim-farron-in-fresh-row-after-refusing-to-say-if-he-thinks-homosexuality-is-a-a3555256.html

>Theresa May goes against Michael Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/

>latest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens:
archive.is/4KAJC

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

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theguardian.com/society/ng-interactive/2016/feb/08/how-much-have-i-cost-the-nhs
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archive.is/Pfyol
youtube.com/watch?v=vUdejlTC6HU
youtube.com/watch?v=nnKbGYbS5XE
youtube.com/watch?v=Mgm5XMZ5fwY
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Who is General Boles?

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My green and pleasant Tory land.

Stick to your smog covered paki enriched shitholes Labour voters.

Can you please explain these shit memes.

>I went asking for disabled bennies and they asked me what was wrong!
Well shit, son

>one eye on the pm
>one eye on the bennies

>Student cunts on here making me actually sympathise more with the tories than I did before (ie not at all)
Why are they so incompetent?

>EDL getting BTFO in Liverpool la

>it's the governments fault that a nurse wasn't nice to me
>i cried when they asked me about suicide
>i am mentally ill

Fucking ridiculous

Where are Labour going to make gains?

WHAT ABOUT HAM ASS JEREMY

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Wow, Labour and Libdem got absoluletly decimated since previous elections

FUCKIN' RACIS' OLD WHITE MEN

For those who don't know, Isla is on the Cardiac Ward in Alder Hey children's hospital again.
I started looking at how much Isla would cost if the NHS went private (and under the Tories it will) as yesterday she had 3 ECGs and has 1 a week as an outpatient (£160 each).
I don't know how much a night on the ward costs (~9 months on the ward) but in Critical Care costs alone she's racked up around £430,000 BEFORE life saving procedures such as a pacemaker (£4480), cardiac arrest x 3 (£1920x3), arrhythmia treatment (£1920xtoo many to count).

She wouldn't get insured with her pre-existing condition and risk of fatal arrhythmia at any time.

The cost at the bottom of the picture is for all the procedures Isla has had done, many of them more than once, the £25,730 is the tip of the iceberg!

Please don't vote away our NHS. For Isla.

Full costs in this article: theguardian.com/society/ng-interactive/2016/feb/08/how-much-have-i-cost-the-nhs
(I imagine this is actual more for children with smaller features and complicated procedures)

Please, PLEASE vote Labour.

>Haven't weighed myself in a while. Was about 15 stone last I checked
>step on scale
>16'10

Lefties find it hard to change minds when their default reaction is to call anyone right of marx a fascist racist sexist

Use archives
>theguardian com/society/ng-interactive/2016/feb/08/how-much-have-i-cost-the-nhs
archive.is/Pfyol

I wear the pants that make me dance

Disco pants

youtube.com/watch?v=vUdejlTC6HU

>Tories struggling a bit in the polls
>Let's get Boris on TV to wrestle with Labour MPs

youtube.com/watch?v=nnKbGYbS5XE

anycunt up itt get social anxiety?

SOCIAL ANXIETY
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>cringe

>and under the Tories it will
I swear to god we've had X weeks to save the NHS for 2 decades now.

what if im too dumb and dont understand how to

Why are they still going, I thought they packed in after are Tommeh left?

When duty calls me, I must go, to stand and face another foe.

A seat in the central belt
Maybe 1 in london
Ed Balls

Not only that, but a nurse was rude to me!
>FUCKING TORY SCUM


Clearly the problem was Autism. We should reach out to her.

>Tories now on 47%
This is the power of Boris

VOTE LABOUR
VOTE LABOUR
VOTE LABOUR

You mean in Steward's Lodge, Dublin?

>Haha triggered buttmad SJWs saying that Trump is literally Hitler are so hysterical!
>Also Corbyn is literally Stalin!

Dunno m8 spanish paki who forgot his whole population is descendants of islamic rape conquest. thats pretty cucked t b h

Gotta eat BIG to get BIG.

COME ON! TWO SCOOPS!

Was she actually rude though?
Because everything she described just sounded like the nurse was asking what's wrong.

You won't convince anyone here.

>16'10
>16 foot 10 inches tall
Holy shit m8

Freakish toff strength

Me on the left.

Also pretty sure bottom right is my old RE teacher.

Momentum died during QT last night. Was beautiful.

No thank you. I'm torn between Tories and UKIP, both of which are a wasted vote in Glasgow under FPTP anyway.

Comrade Corbyn won't answer the red button question. Tory must win.

In a non welfare state A significant portion of Labour voters would die off due to natural selectuon. But no, here in the welfare state labour spastics are kept alive by the state and pass it on to their kids

can't put into words how much more useful it would be for most politically aware people to never talk about politics

problem is they get too much social capital from signaling that they have the good politics and they also treat it as a form of venting, they don't stop and consider the effects of their speech on spectators

but to be honest you could prove to them that they were having a detrimental effect and they wouldn't care, irony of modern leftism is that for all its talk of caring and selflessness it's consistently undermined by the sheer selfishness of the people who identify with it

>THE LEGEND

Why are labor and conservative still gaining ground lads?

no of course not - but even asking these fucking idiots what is wrong with them so they can get FREE treatment is too traumatic - the nurse was just supposed to use telepathy to sense what was wrong.

ew

UKIP isn't running in most scottish seats m8. You might have to go tory.

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:


Living in a time where fucking ladyboy's is so normal in the UK no one comments about this dude falling 3 stories.

10 years ago he would return in shame

In a few days all his mates will do is want to see the pics and vids

VOTE LABOUR

SAVE OUR NHS

>labor

yanks get the FUCK out of our thread

the sad thing is it will never be "saved" until it is completely rebuilt from the ground up

>me mam voted Lab
>mummy voted Con
>you're not voting x, are you user?

Incidentally, I might actually want to delete the NHS given the choice. Bupa coverage costs less than a pack of cigarettes a day yet I still have to pay for fat people and methadone on top of that under the current system.

no, no

ENN ACHE ESSS

We will focus on UKIP at the next election, to ensure a hard Brexit we must vote Tory.

iirc the nurse asked her about her mental illness and she spazzed out and stormed off, then had the nerve to complain that they didn't ask about her other problems. Somehow this was Theresa May's fault.

>how did she embarrass herself?

green text for cunts that did not see it, in the name of the lord.

>ACHE
>Not HAYCHE
True common fuckers pronounce it with an h at the start

>Britpol is pro-corbyn
just fuck your country up senpai

Reminder Aneurin Bevan Started this mess
fucking taffycucks

Went on a weird rant at Theresa May about a nurse asking her what was wrong.

This. If you have a cockney or brummy accent and you wonder why people are staring, its because everyone wants you dead.

I don't use the NHS. Why should I pay for it?

They're standing here but honestly haven't a chance in hell of winning.

It's a toss up between the SNP and Labour. I'd prefer the former as they're somewhat less socialist and Orwellian but not by much. I'm probably going to vote Tory in any case.

>stormed off

Lmao probably exactly what happened desu

>criticise Dianne Abbo
>instant get called racist

You get exactly the same phenomenon with the police, they are deathly afraid of dealing with nigger scum because of the potential career ending racism accusations. As Bowden said, the greatest enemy we face is inside our own minds.

Anyone else just want this election over and done with, so the Lab and Con shills will finally fuck off. I don't want to sound like a hipster faggot but this place has become too mainstream.

>Complain about the NHS being shit
>went to mental health nurse
>was asked if she'd ever had suicidal thoughts (as standard) and spazzed out
>then moaned that a mental health nurse didn't check her eyesight
Somehow this was May's fault.

>poortheners

The tories will replace the NHS with an American-style healthcare system which will leave your family bankrupt if you catch a cold.

The only option is to vote Labour.

YOU BIG GIRLS BLOUSE HAHAHHAHA

Am I remembering it wrong, or did this actually happen
>I'M PARTIALLY SIGHTED!
>I can see that

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful
please explain why does the leader of one of the most cucked parties in the world behave like that
i thought libdems are for agressively shoving gender propaganda down everyones throats

Who let Momentum in?

it wont have been a proper nurse though- it would be an ATOS harriden, who is employed to find ways to block your application, rather than facilitate it.

Fuck off.

fucking bigot omg u earn 2 million a year just pay for other people LMAO fucking fascist

Those costs are 1-in-10,000 rarity at most though. You could pay for them by making everyone take out £2.50 medical insurance before they have a kid.

This is why I always pretend to be a liberal if I get drunk with people I don't know.

They elected an Evangelical Christian their leader, and his private views are obviously socially conservative, even though he is a Liberal Democrat in his voting record.

I already am pal

>Neurodiversity

>Neurodiversity is an approach to learning and disability that argues diverse neurological conditions are result of normal variations in the human genome.

Oh joy, another MUH GENETICS idiot.

thx lads i get the picutre

They also ask you what method you used to """"attempt suicide"""" so they can determine if you're legit at risk from killing yourself in the next 2 weeks.

>>instant get called racist
By who? I have only ever heard people talk about how much of a genuine retard she is.

Is labours only purpose to bitch about the NHS not having enough money while also proclaiming love for it

>The tories will replace the NHS with an American-style healthcare system
utter nonsense

Race mixing is the sole option for any British man that doesn't have some fucked up fetish.

Do bongs seriously let retarded people vote?

youtube.com/watch?v=Mgm5XMZ5fwY

This is why Japanese girls are superior.

>I don't drive a car why should I pay for roads?

>Evangelical Christian
i presume that is some kind of a twisted proddie sect
also why did they elect him, are they mentally retarded
he seems like a normal guy who keeps forcing himself to vote libdems ridiculous evil policies

The nig actually asked a decent question if memory serves me right.

That's what the opposition party always does whether they're Labour or Conservative, the NHS always seems to be in a state of crisis.