Brit/pol/ are tim edition

>New Poll: CON: 47% (+1) LAB: 35% (+1) LDEM: 8% (-) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 1% (-) (via @ComRes)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/871049102473220102

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/brendan-cox-news-jos-murder-like-grenade-going-inside/

>Boris wrestles with Labour MP:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568704/Don-t-pillock-Boris-Johnson-told-air.html

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
standard.co.uk/news/politics/utterly-unbelievable-tim-farron-in-fresh-row-after-refusing-to-say-if-he-thinks-homosexuality-is-a-a3555256.html

>Theresa May goes against Michael Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/

>latest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens:
archive.is/4KAJC

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

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FACTOID: Only hard people drink Dandelion N Burdock.

If you haven't drank it in awhile, you know why you little shit house.

Friendly reminder that momentum and antifa are literally the same thing.

>Scottish """newspapers"""

Christ it must be a mess up there

>Polls normally overstate Labour
>Polls normally understate Tories

Bring on the landslide and crush the marxist scum.

How do we stop this man from damaging relations with the only democracy in the middle east?

This one was made first

What happened between '92 and '97?
Blair?

Tory government had been in 18 years, scandal hit, recession, Labour moved to the centre

Bump

nth for Adam Wallace will return.

...

get on my level la'

Something about that flat chest and rock hard abs sets me off every time. Damn.

Reminder to vote LABOUR and save the NHS

Anyone who disagrees is a paki/black man

adorable white girl

hope she doesn't commit any disgusting acts of bestiality haha

Da fuck is this shit?

I just sharted for the first ever time in my life.

Truly this marks a low point in my adult life. I can no longer trust farts.

...

shan't be watching

funfact: the #NHS is broken because labour left it with a 300 billion payable over 30 years PFI debt hole.
Not to mention imported 1 million non contributing inbreds who make kids so defective 1 in 5 die from inbreeding.

UEFA americanising our sport the cunts

What a charming looking young lady. She should put some more clothes on though.

Sent off my vote for Labour today.

Don't regret it, hopefully I can vote torie/UKIP in the next one.

>""""football""""

hello, i want to go to thailand for a week and wish to stay a few nights in Bangkok and a few nights on a beach perhaps patong

i wanna also of course try out the prostitutes

will £1200 be enough for tickets, hotel, travel, food, expenses etc ?

/ourguy/

Looks tasty.

That was absolute cancer

Why would I need to when I've got a shotgun?

This stupid thing must be broken.

You can't own any weapon for the purpose of self defence, it shows prior planning.

Vote Green, niggers.

I wouldn't want to take a powerful air rifle round to the neck.

Reminder that Constitutional Monarchy only works with a strong Crown.

"I hope to see the Conservative Party return with a substantial majority. I have bitter memories of the Attlee-Cripps regime when the kingdom seemed to be under enemy occupation. I recognize that some of the Liberal candidates are more worthy than many of the Conservatives, but any advantage to them can only produce deplorable instability. I have met, seen or heard very few leading politicians; Of those I know the Conservatives seem altogether more competent than their opponents.

I have never voted in a parliamentary election. I shall not vote this year. I will never vote unless the moral or religious issue is involved (eg, the suppression of Catholic schools). Great Britain is not a democracy. All authority emanates from the Crown. Judges, Anglican bishops, soldiers, sailors, ambassadors, the Poet Laureate, the postman and especially Ministers exist by the royal will. In the last three hundred years, particularly in the last hundred, the Crown has adopted what seems to me a very hazardous process of choosing advisers; Popular election. Many great evils have resulted, but the expectation of a change of method in my lifetime is pure fantasy.

Crowned heads proverbially lie uneasy. By usurping sovereignty the peoples of many civilized nations have incurred a restless and frustrated sense of responsibility which interferes with their proper work of earning their livings and educating their children. If I voted for the Conservative Party and they were elected, I should feel that I was morally inculpated in their follies as their choice of Regius professors; If they failed, I should have made submission to Socialist oppression by admitting the validity of popular election. I do not aspire to advise my Sovereign in her choice of servants.

Who are we supporting lads?

you could own a bat you know

If you can afford it buy a fucking shotgun or rifle

Isn't it easy to get a shotgun certificate?

>Alcoholic Dandelion and Burdock

Even in this dark age, there are still wonders that lighten the soul.

awoo

Reminds me of that scene in lock stock.

Isn't he a queer?

Juve over halal

/ourguy/ of course.

This comment section is literally full of Labour voters willing the deaths of over-65 voters.

That's their plan to get back in power, just wait until a enough older conservative voters die out and the demographics are on their side.

This is why the left are a joke, forget winning the hearts and minds of the people, just wait until people on the other side of the political spectrum die and only our political message will be left.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-ahead-of-conservatives-tories-ipsos-mori-poll-unadjusted-a7770651.html

Checked. Shekel status: denied
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I have a firearms certificate and collect antique revolvers and swords as well as modern reproductions.

I do however own a few air rifles and pistols for practice in my flat.

the NHS might be broken because of labour (a mistake) but the Tories literally want to DESTROY it, someone on facebook told me it says so in their manifesto!

I'm not an idiot so I want to keep our NHS, so I won't be voting for those cunts who want to sell it off to russians.

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It's very easy. It's easy to get a firearms certificate too. People are just lazy.

Lymphatic and liver supporting herbs in an alcoholic beverage. Neat. I've been trying to find a hawthorn berry brandy over here, but no luck.

Fuck off with that degenerate manlet wank.

> not realising that people turn conservative as they get older

Very difficult. Veeeeery difficult.

This. You can get a second hand shotgun for under £200 easily. A safe can be had for under a hundred, the certificate costs £80. A decent air rifle will cost you about £200 anyway.

Is May going to win lads

We should look to Switzerland and Singapore, not to Cuba.

You can get some v good ones for under 150 nowadays

mummy so beautiful

>niggers are stu-

Yes

>not realising there is no conservstive party to vote for.

>Shekel status: denied
You used to be cool norskbot. wtf

Shame about all that, lads. Here in the United States, I just go into a gun shop and say "give me that one" and I'm done.

If only your countrymen could vote for a smart party like UKIP and you could get your guns back...

You should try making nettle beer. It tastes wonderful. Just be careful because it can shatter even decent glass demijohns.

Holy shit, Buffon is still playing!

(I haven't watched in years)

Certainly. Especially if you shop around. I know someone who got a very decent 7+1 Mossberg for under a hundred on his FAC.

shiet, they're evolving

> trying to be a smartass tripfag but ending up being a colossal gay

>with family
>TV is on
>Dove advert full of wogs
>they're using Rudyard Kipling's 'if'
>change the last line to 'you'll be a Mum my girl'

Every time I see the degeneracy box, it is worse.

>tfw they live to regret their socialist dream once the baby boomers retire/die bringing a housing crash so severe it tops the Great Depression.

just bottled a batch senpai, looking forward to it!

Literally top of reddcuck

>smart party
>UKIP
>supports at least 340,000 immigrants entering the country annually

pic related lads, no need for any governmental approval, stick some broadheads on the end of ur arrows and u have ranged death incarnate (shotguns can't compete)

>change the last line to 'you'll be a Mum my girl'

No argument as usual anonymong. Yet another Votetard BTFO.

Look, they're your best bet. You've got nothing else.

>don't want immigrants
>vote for hundreds of thousands of them
Utter state of Votetards.

>There are people browsing brit/pol/ right now who think UKIP will win any seats
>There are people browsing brit/pol/ right now who think the tories will end up with less of a majority than they currently do

what the fuck happened

>immigrants
*gibbigrants

>green part have almost no support

hahahahahaah

what times it on lad?

Why are our gun laws so cucked lads?

Most people are completely precluded from owning a gun because they don't live in the country, and even if you do you have to send off passport photos and all the rest of it.

What other country requires you to have a fucking safe, attached to the wall, with the gun disassembled?

Literally a police state.

>Votetards.

A spoiled ballot is really a vote for Labour.

wh-when will Adam Wallace senpai return?

All their students and yogurt knitters have gone to Labour.

So many people do not comprehend that standards of living are not garunteed to always be on the up and up.

This is the future they chose.

Juve for based Gigi

>compound """"bow""""

There's three million shotguns in the UK lad.

“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

― George Orwell

Trolls, shills and retards.

I can't see anything other than another Conservative majority because I really don't know where Labour are going to make gains.

so?

at greater than about 20 meters i win

How do you think you will feel when the queen dies?

Posting my results, feel free to rate lads

Theresa May is a total cunt and the Tories need to just fuck off. The same goes for Corbyn and LAB, but May is so shit.

Nurses don't get paid enough and they work too many hours. If money doesn't grow on trees why the fuck are we giving £14,000,000,000 to nogs so they can buy guns and shoot kids?

Fuck the Tories tbqhwy

Fuck Labour too, but really just fuck the Tories

shit

despondant

If May wins, will the Pound drop for a bit