Brit/pol/: TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Edition

>New Poll: CON: 47% (+1) LAB: 35% (+1) LDEM: 8% (-) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 1% (-) (via @ComRes)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/871049102473220102

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/brendan-cox-news-jos-murder-like-grenade-going-inside/

>Boris wrestles with Labour MP:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568704/Don-t-pillock-Boris-Johnson-told-air.html

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
standard.co.uk/news/politics/utterly-unbelievable-tim-farron-in-fresh-row-after-refusing-to-say-if-he-thinks-homosexuality-is-a-a3555256.html

>Theresa May goes against Michael Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/

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GOAT of all time.

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

>LAB SUUUURGE

So the polls are just utterly shitting the bed?
Today we've had the tories 1,6,9 and 12 points ahead

Britain Elects @britainelects 3h3 hours ago
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: -720% (-412)
LAB: 1435% (+412)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)
GRN: 1% (-)

Poll sample 6 Gorillian

(via @DianeAbbott)

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>BritainElects

stokesentinel.co.uk/tributes-paid-to-labour-activist-lily-jayne-summers-23/story-29997081-detail/story.html

This is the founder of Britain Elects.

>All the Corbynistas sharing one poll outlier
Cant wait for the bubble to burst.

It starts as an outlier

Post your depressing song collections continued from other thread

youtube.com/watch?v=LLKw_Vslfeg

>Comparing US elections to UK ones
Retard

>2017
>voting Labour or Conservatives

Polling inquiry incoming

Yeah only one party gives us a chance to have the final say on a brexit deal

Get rid of Survation and see how it works out.

If we consider Survation's +1 an outlier and therefore omit ComRes too for the sake of balance, I make that an aggregate CON lead of 7.5 points

Don't fall for the LABOUR SURGE meme

>populist
>hated by the media
>the establishment
>his own party
>celebrity twats
>still winning
Yeah, nothing alike at all

You forgot
>Hates his country and everything it stands for

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
wtf i love lib dems now

He's just desperately pulling his arsecheeks wide apart for the elderly Anglican do-gooder vote, the only people who can be arsed investing in Lib Dems at a local level.

Post here, save this one for later

what point is rowling trying to make here?

Lads, what the fucking fuck is going on with the polls?

twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/770886669901959168

Who knows?

Survation expects 82% youth turnout.

Yeah, apart for everything they stand for and the fact that Corbyn's going to be humiliated they're totally alike

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rowling is far too immersed in her imaginary land. Perhaps needs sectioning.

>>New Poll: CON: 47% (+1) LAB: 35% (+1) LDEM: 8% (-) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 1% (-) (via @ComRes)
>twitter.com/britainelects/status/871049102473220102
kek this denial