LMFAO: PM Theresa May's Lead Cut Down To Only 1 Point

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PRIME MINISTER CORBYN
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MANDATORY INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

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she feels as entitled to power as Clinton. Fuck her. You have to earn your position not have it gifted to you. I hope the Tories lose would be beautiful.

This is what you get for not putting David "the big man" Davies in charge.

Don't forget the shy Corbyn vote. Labour is going to win a landslide majority.

Her Majesty didn't even show up for the debate and blew a 25 point lead

WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER LOL

She wants to lose, she was always a remainer.

This lets her talk tough and now hand the whole thing over to someone else.

She doesn't care about this country.

What if Corbyn wins? Can he stop Brexit?

She seems like an introverted person in general. Like the nerdy Hermione Granger type. Erudite, scrupulous, mildly bigoted and very traditional.

No but he can lay us on the floor so they can rape us to death, which is what he said he will do.

>2017.
>Believing (((polls))).

Yep.

Soros used his keynote speech at the flagship annual economic event of the European Commission to assert that the UK will hold another general election within the next five years, at which Britons “may vote for being reunited” with Brussels, reports Euractiv.

Brexit can't be stopped by anyone now. Its gained momentum. The EU probably wouldn't keep them even if they voted in. Too much damage has been done already. I just wish Unionists and rich Toff types weren't able to claim Irish passports. Fucking bastards.

the red bastard voted leave

CUMMY in MUMMY

He's no weaker than theresa may thats for sure. Probably neither of them would succeed.

I will be voting for him

Can't he technically rejoin the Union?

Then why the fuck did her party choose her?

And then call an election during which she apparently didnt plan to attend the debates?

>watch her loss be blamed on Trump

Based Corbyn he will deliver us from the Jews

No lad he's anti-EU

Cause she was the last one standing and she seemed competent. Now the heat is on and she either stays or gets out of the kitchen to paraphrase a US president. She's weak. Like Milliband was. Corbyn (and Cameron) are not weak.

>Then why the fuck did her party choose her?
Fox was boring and too right wing
Gove was seen as a backstabber (which is exactly what he is)
Crabb was a literal who
Leadsom cried after the media said some slightly harsh things about her and dropped out

Well looks like the Brits are going full accelerationism now good luck you guys you're going to need it

>MANDATORY INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

But they already have those.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

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>fake news
>fake polls
>manipulation of ballots incoming
>Labor is going to win and then reverse Brexit without going through legal channels. They just will never leave.
>then it will vanish down the memory hole and never mentioned again

Probably not. But even if he could he wouldn't. He has long been Eurosceptic. Either way we're doing a brexit.

>You have to earn your position not have it gifted to you.

To be fair she spent 6 years in the most difficult job in government. Home Secretary is usually considered to be a poison chalice that kills all of those who are relegated to its shitty work.

Corbyn on the other hand has spent the last 30 years without a single political appointment, occasionally wandering in off his allotment to rebel against his own party on votes and pushing the agendas of trade unionists and international terrorists.

>mainly pakistanis
Get this racist nazi bigotry out of my board of peace #notallmuslims

The Telegraph says otherwise (as of an hour ago) telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-polls-odds-tracker-latest/

It must be a little discomforting being Americas poodle. I don't understand why Britain can't be like France and have your own foreign policy. Isn't it true you goys don't even control Trident? The Americans control the firing keys and can override it

Survation and YouGov both put the 18 - 25 turnout at above 60%. Survation, the poll from the OP, puts 18 - 25 turnout at 82%. Sounds very plausible.
As usual, murricunts will embarrass themselves, and as usual, murricunts will go strangely silent after Thursday.

>manifesto not even costed
fucking hell, how can one person be such a colossal fuck up? She could've waited until they had the figures she even had the element of surprise by calling a snap election.

Labour won't reverse Brexit
They're just a (slightly) more honest version of the Tories and are less jew-friendly but only because of muzzies

Can he? Yeah probably. Will he? No he's actually anti eu. What he will do is go super refugees welcome.

Honestly the guy is a maniac who has no understanding that you can't just go billions into debt to pay for your whacky ideas. He will bankrupt the country in a year.

If he gets in I'm going to start trying to move to the US. You guys need stem people right?

There was also two polls showing the tories ahead by double figures.

Can't let facts get in the way of a good story i suppose

They didn't. Everyone else dropped out.

Why would it need to be costed when barely anything is spent?

The Labour one is literally 500 billion in extra spending. It being "fully costed" is irrelevant when the country will be bankrupted in the process.

It won't happen. Labour cannot win, they literally cannot be allowed to win.
I'll claim asylum in America if it happens.

I don't trust them. I figure they are as slimy as the democrat party here.

Tories are as stupid and selfish as the GOPe (establishment). In other words cucks

>not realising "polls" are a way for the media to create hype and keep you reading with headlines such as "SOOO CLOSE 39% vs 40% its GOING TO BE TIGHT" they need to draw you in somehow and keep things entertaining.

>there are people who are STILL in denial about the 1000yo Tory Reich

>W-why should they even bother doing the math!
If they're gonna start changing tax rates and implementing new policies they aught to be doing the fucking math. It's their job. They have no excuse for not checking the sums before putting out their manifesto.

Lol yeah but there are arrangements and deals made. People drop out for this and that and step aside. there was some determination within the party that she would be best.

She's fucking up worse than "Jeb" in the US. This is so fucking embarrassing for their party. and it has made her look extremely weak as a leader

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Tories aren't cucks like in America, they're a mix of open suverters and traitors, and a few more-or-less decent people who fail to see the real enemy. The latter are rapidly dying off though
Labour don't have the latter group at all, but Corbyn and the hard left are less jew and globalist friendly than the Tories at present

Even though I think Corbyn should be given a free helicopter ride, I'm morbidly curious about how bad things could get under him.

A reminder that Corbyn will have to do a deal with the SNP to keep power.

A reminder that the SNP wants Scotland to control its own immigration which means plenty of "migrants" will be sent up north to destroy that country which appeases the SNP as they want to leave the UK and enter the EU

A reminder that the SNP will demand another independence referendum and Corbyn will give them it,

Good, fuck the jocks

>What if Corbyn wins? Can he stop Brexit?

What the fuck did the UK ever do to you personally to warrant such hatred for British culture !?

>Can he? Yeah probably. Will he? No he's actually anti eu.
oh yeah, dream on..
99 % of all politicians are shills for the EU, don't believe me, you will in a few years time when its too late.

Not everyone there supports the SNP. They are getting constantly fucked because of the stupid election system and the split unionist vote.

>No lad he's anti-EU
how does that work when his entire party is a bunch of narcissistic EU loving teens With no geopolitical knowledge whatsoever.
How many immigrants and how much antinationalistic policies is it going to take before people wake up and smell the federalisation process of the EU.

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Its a fact that if you want BREXIT done properly (Hard) you have to vote Conservative. Name another way it can be done..? The Tories are the only party that can deliver it

>Labour will keep us tied to single market & free movement
>Coalition of Lab/Lib/SNP/Plaid would reverse Brexit
>UKIP can't win power
>Tories adopted UKIP Hard Brexit stance

Scotland are a bunch of fucking traitors, Wales are our best friend now. They can have all the sheep they want and we'll be more than happy to get rid of their defective coal.

He wants Brexit because he prefers more paki immigrants over poles

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How are these polls carried out because I've never been asked to vote in one. I don't know how anyone expects them to be accurate

People don't like voting for something they hate just because they have to. They already voted for Brexit and now May has essentially said "you have to vote Brexit for a 2nd time if you want to actually leave the EU"

and as we see it was extremely dumb, people are drained. It will extremely close, maybe Corbyn PM

They will get another referendum regardless lad, just let them go the traitorous cunts

"The online poll of 1,049 people"

They are completely worthless however they are done.

This is all you need to know about Survation:
>Other companies such as Survation and YouGov are not doing this and weighting them by current turnout intentions. For example Survation reported that 82% of 18-24s intend to vote at this election, compared with 43% in the 2015 general election.

Nobody was offered tons of free stuff in 2015 though

>2015 and the possibility of Miliband doing a deal with the SNP days before the election scares the Brits into voting Conservative

>2017 and the possibility of Corbyn doing a deal with the SNP days before the election scares the Brits into voting Conservative

Socialists on suicide watch. Thank you Flower of Scotland for being so awful leftists will side with the Tories to avoid you.

implying the flipflop blowhard can do anything

>muh deals

thing with Trump was when he said this you kind of believed it. This hunk of shit can't make deals.

Also she is pretty much the most anti free speech politician in parliament right now.

She wants state run internet for christs sake

>TFW live in a solid blue zone
I'm fucking voting for UKIP. Fuck it.

>Its a fact that if you want BREXIT done properly (Hard) you have to vote Conservative
Damn straight, UK holds all the cards, EU is heavily reliant on the British market, and it's going to cost billions to move City of London banks to France.
The EU SHOULD Suffer for what they are doing to people, to the culture of all European states, I don't understand why Any sane human being defends the EU at this point anymore. The demographic of EU lovers is typically young and sjw, they have no idea how fucked they are.

Those that don't support the SNP support LibLabCon, there's no redemption

Lad you realise that every party has different factions in it? The hard left (i.e. Corbyn) has always been Eurosceptic in this country. Michael Foot and Tony Benn even joined forces with Enoch Powell in 1975.

well said

Dubai does and it pays double and 0% tax - take the Allah pill

She called the election to try and get rid of loads of Remoaner MPs in the Commons, and to make it easier for her to get the Great Repeal Bill through parliament

But its irrelevant how many times you have to do something to get it done, the fact is if you want it (Brexit) enough, (and I do as a UKIP voter) you have to vote Conservative this time. They have to win the election to see it through. Just a fact

There is literally no universe in which four-fifths of the fanniest age group that never turns out to vote will come out on Thursday. If there were, the bookies wouldn't be running 13/1 odds for Labour.

>Just a fact

mate are you a Tory shill you speak like they speak with their party line sound bites.

Name one policy of Mays that is good besides

>muh EU deal

This will soon be the Home Secretary in FUCKING BRITAIN

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>The hard left (i.e. Corbyn)

They're not orthodox marxists, they are post 1970 cultural revolution marxist, in other words corporate shills.
Read up, they don't give a fuck about the people, it's all about post modern self realisation and reputation and fucking greed.

There can be no moderation if you want change, no half ways, you either go all the way, or you fail. And Corbyn is a politician..

>13/1 odds

erm think again
The odds have been slashed now, bookies have Labour at 20% chance of be the largest party

Okay mate, your money to piss away.

>electing socialists

Come on thats so 2012

>54%

The EU deal is the only important aspect of politics the British people will ever have any influence over in your lifetime. Mark my words.

the rest is just bread and circus

he wants to stay in the customs union m8.., why even leave at all?

I don't care about how ideologically pure they are, I'm not here to argue semantics.
The fact is, he comes from a tradition of Eurosceptic politics, and he's always been Eurosceptic, look up anything he said about the EU before being elected leader.

Free refugee in every home!

No. Im a ukip voter who actually understands that in order to get Brexit you have to lend a vote to the Conservatives. That is a fact, you Momentum fag

Fucking hell Dad what are you doing, this isn't funny anymore!

To save face probably. If they're anything like American conservatives, they would rather simply be opposition than actually govern.

The remainers had no fucking leverage she could have just got on with the negotiations.
The filename didn't give it away?

Killing myself, son. Killing myself slowly.

Not 'oh look at me I am a student rebelling against my accountant parents' communism

youtube.com/watch?v=In_7NgW-8HM

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916

I can't wait for the Corbyn community of peace :) :) :)

They do have leverage, not for A50 but the great repeal bill which essentially implants EU law into our own and then begins the process of repealing the bits we don't want, which SNP, Lib Dems, Labour politicians are going to start trying to amend and piss around with. Also the negotiations and the final deal which parliament will vote on, if one can be made

But which ever one of us is right, the fact remains true - that if you want really Brexit then you have to want the Conservatives to win. Uncomfortable truth, but a truth all the same. Deal with it

YES GOYIM VOTE FOR THE END OF BANKERS BONUSES ONLY WE THE OWNERS OF THE BANK WILL HAVE SHEKELS NOW NOT FILTHY DEGREE EDUCATED GOYIM

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It was probably just one of “our friends” from Hamas and Hezbollah. Nothing to worry about comrades :)

>I don't care about how ideologically pure they are
They're not ideologically pure, they're idiots. Marxism used to be about the working class, it used to be an opposition to the business owners, now it's a joke, it's a bourgeoisie socially constructed neoliberal shill, like all other marxist / left wing parties in the EU.
They (Apurandai, Bourdieu, Mouffe, Lacan, Laclau and other EU pseudomarxists) introduced identity politics to diminish the effect of assemblies and erode the power of national democracies.
They're against nationalism because it threatens the EU.
They never criticised the EU, while the EU clearly had imperialistic tendencies.

This is the strain of marxism Corbyn party adheres to. I'm sorry.

>MUH BANKERS
>MUH BONUSES
This honestly feels like it was an older, simpler time

Not again.
Another terror attack in London..

DONT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS RACIST IT COULD BE A HINDU OR WHITE RACIST LIKE U

>the great repeal bill which essentially implants EU law into our own and then begins the process of repealing the bits we don't want, which SNP, Lib Dems, Labour politicians are going to start trying to amend and piss around with
That's just business as usual, that's gonna happen regardless of this election being called.

>corbyn
>communism

Nope, not even close

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Yasssss we can all work in fake council jobs in the public sector :) :) :)

>state
>run
>internet

you're a cuck its that simple. Its a fact