>Americans "Hur hur, your country's so cucked, you can't have any fun guns!" >*School shooting happens* >"Aw but it's mental health, not the guns!" >School shooting happens >"Stop blaming the guns before the bodies are cold!" >Some guy shoots up a political conference >"But we already regulate the guns!" >*Kid shoots mother with gun concealed in her bag* >"Yeah but it's an isolated inci..." >*Someone else gets shot* >"Stop generaliz-..." >*Bang* >"Stupid libtards agenda!" >*Bang* >"But the crims can still get guns! Why would we get rid of ours!!?" >*The very next day after the gun related incident* >"Haha, .22 Rifles are for faggots! Haha Australia's gun laws are gay!" >"Well, at least we don't have regular school shootings" >"MENTAL HEALTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
>Bruce slapped away the softball sized funnel web and hit post >cocking a slight smile at his wit in taking down another dumb americunt, Bruce's buttplug slid a little further in, sending shivers down his spine >from the next room, he hears his girlfriend moan in pleasure mixed with excited chirps and squeaks >emu down wafts from beneath the door >he's giving her the full emu cock this time, can't wait to clean up that hairy abbo gash when that avian adonis finishes >how can we even compete?
Thomas White
what works in Australia does not worl in the US
Henry Barnes
Daily reminder that the average Australian is just a beer-swilling shirtless Bogan who can't tell his ass from a deadly snake hole in the ground.
Oliver Martinez
>Cleetus stuffed the rest of the soccer ball-sized cheeseburger into his mouth, pleased with his irrefutable, superior, all American wit. >He shuffles in his Lil Rascal, his bed-sores from sitting in the thing all day, every day taking it's toll on his 600 pound frame, but he cares not, and wheezes at his resounding achievement before him. >Cleetus's wife/cousin/sister/mother skankily walks into the room, longing for incestuous sexual coitus, her misshapen head from generations of inbreeding looking more attractive than ever >He somehow flops himself onto the bed, his 2 inch cock now fully erect. >But at that moment, the concealed handgun he was keeping under his left manboob slid out from under his rolls, and discharged right into his cock >Too bad he couldn't afford health insurance to fix it, either.
Luke Stewart
Fuck cunts, I love being a beer-swilling shirtless Bogan who can't tell his ass from a deadly snake hole in the ground.
Charles Turner
>Americans completely unable to refute this logic kek KEK
Asher Phillips
im really glad you two found eachother
Jeremiah Foster
Didn't your country start as a prison?
Logan Parker
anglosphere 3 way?
Isaac Johnson
I worry about knife terror attacks though. They're more likely now.
Luke Richardson
You can't green text for shit
Lucas Russell
Didn't yours get designated a prison island after the English thought it was too much of a shithole to actually plvalue?
Connor Richardson
Faggots like you are the reason we're such a nanny state.
As far as I'm concerned, you're a traitor to this country.
Austin Turner
Would you rather be attacked by a person wielding a knife or other melee weapon, or a person wielding a firearm?
Nolan Gutierrez
I don't care about school shootings. Acceptable losses to maintain the right to bear arms. >Hur hur, your country's so cucked, you can't have any fun guns.
Leo Jenkins
>what is shitposting? >what is banter? >what is pissing off Americans? Get your shit together, Daz.
Matthew Bennett
Muh
Freedums
Thomas King
Exactly. Pretty simple stuff.
Henry Smith
The difference is we can take our protection and security into our own hands. There is peace of mind in owning a firearm, like worst case scenario at least I have a fighting chance. You'll never know this feel faggot.
Also you got your guns taken in a false flag attack from some retard (retard even for Aussie standards which is really retarded)
Luke Taylor
>There is peace of mind in owning a firearm, like worst case scenario at least I have a fighting chance. You'll never know this feel faggot.
Just playing devil's advocate, but you do know we can own guns, right?
You're absolutely right about that feeling though. I feel better knowing I have a gun in the house. Will probably never need it, but it feels good to know I have that problem covered if it ever comes up.
Christopher Garcia
>We can take our protection and security into our own hands >*School shooting happens again*
It's almost like
You're doing a really fucking shitty job of that, aren't you?
Isaiah Fisher
Not enough normies have guns. Autist genocide when?
Hudson Garcia
So you're telling me
That the majority of gun owners
Are fucking autistic?
Geez, you cunts are dopey
Dominic Scott
Schools are gun free zones. We're not allowed to protect ourselves there.
Michael Cook
No we are. Didn't you hear about the guy who got beaten to death by 15+ people who invaded his home in SA? If he had a ccw he could have lived. Meanwhile we'll be cucked when we start having trucks of peace driving along rundlemall.
Wyatt Nelson
Come take it, I dare you.
Eli Rivera
Fun Fact: All of those shootings were at fucking GUN FREE ZONES
neck yourself
Jacob Lee
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Caleb Butler
American posters are just a meme. Everything they say is purposefully contradictory because they can't handle their demographic
Colton Rodriguez
Not enough people own guns, youre not going to whip your problem solver out on a nigga if you know he's packing heat. School shootings because these nut jobs know that schools dont have very good security and theyre full of defenseless teachers and children.
Austin Smith
kek, fuck out of here mohammad
Alexander Jones
who /comfy/ here?
>tfw live in rural australia and will never have to deal with terrorism, guns or mass immigration
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
AUTISTRALIA IS AN ORWELLIAN SHITHOLE
Kayden Garcia
>Area with more guns in the country >Don't have to worry about getting shot because people aren't fucking retards around here
Yeah man, I'm /comfy/ as fuck ay
Isaiah Bell
holy fuck auskeks btfo into oblivion
Jaxson Moore
>> 128391128
Easy. Wait for you to run out of meds, then walk in and pick it up off the floor.
Liam Bailey
We still have over a million illegal handguns in our country. Most are owned by niggers and Muslims. People still get shot all the time here
Jonathan Thomas
Your ancestors we're rapist
Aiden Perez
>1kb internet
kek
Parker Sullivan
One word: Emu's
Andrew King
Also, I quite like actually being fucking literate because we fund our educational systems
Joshua Bailey
>Australia gets BTFO >"uhhhh school shootings and fat people!!!!"
Jeremiah Reed
>Australia gets btfo one of the posts is literally complaining about paint ball guns and laser pointers being banned, how is that a BTFO?
Eli Peterson
those were two of many examples that prove you live in a nanny state where the government tells you what you can and can't do to an embarrassing extent
I mean, no smokeless tobacco? just what the fuck dude, why not ration out chicken and vegetables and ban all unhealthy food if you're going to be that schizophrenic about people's health.
Connor Sullivan
Don't forget the drama we had over a lever action shotgun, or as much of the Australian media, Greens and CGA would put it.. RAPID FIRE HIGH CAPACITY MILITARY STYLE ESSENTIALLY SEMI AUTO NEW TECHNOLOGY SHOTGUN.
Jacob Scott
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Jaxon Ross
My favourite part was when they said it could be modified to hold 20 rounds.
Parker Martinez
GTFO we're full cunt
Liam Walker
Only in Australia would you be surrounded by murderous beasts and crazed Abbos, and yet disarm yourselves and act like it's a good idea
Jeremiah Scott
The most I've seen is 11, even then the tube is just past the muzzle on the 28" model. What the fuck would a 20 round tube look like?
Nathan Cooper
Dont get too full of your own self importance. The hammer WILL come down on your shitty nation, and when it does you will cry for years "muh freedumz, muh freedumz"
Dominic Garcia
At least we don't need a license for our fuckin televisions, ay?
Looking at you UK
Bentley Russell
Holy fuck dude!
Grayson Bailey
At least our police have guns unlike the UK. Imagine disarming the people who are supposed to protect you.
Wyatt Perry
and then ruined it all with >gender is a spectrum >butt stuff, it's evolution >the grapes Tucker
Christopher Rivera
This. Aussies are overcompensating for something. Didnt they lose a war with some ugly birds or something? Theyre like the mexican guy from predator who tries to be brave and stay and fight the predator with Machete.
