Boxers vs Briefs - the ultimate red pill?

The boxers vs briefs meme was prevalent in the early 2000's. This caused an entire generation to move away from briefs which actually make a pocket of heat covering your beats and giggles that increase bloodflow and test. amounts.

boxer briefs, duh

Wrong. Cold temps around your genitals increases test, you sucktard.

Came to post this

The worst of both worlds.

knit boxers

>Wearing the underjew

fpbp

Cheaper than flushing your money down the drain with the toilet paper jew.

t. oblivious idiot with his asscrack on display when he kneels down

Half the fags here are probably wearing their sister's panties anyways...

Those make me feel like I'm wearing diapers

If you wear briefs, you might as well put on womens panties you fucking faggot.

>tfw will never be as much of a cuck as this fag
>sweden
Perfection.

I was expecting to respond to someone who had their foreskin stolen by kikes first and have that conversation, but I run into you instead. Good show.

panties are pretty comfy desu
I like to wear a pair under boxers

Well... their mine at this point.

>Not tucking in your shirt
Now you, you I can talk to.

Real men wear jockstraps.

I only see briefs in gay pornos

White cotton panties that show a guys hot bulge. With a semi you'll see clearly his knob. 100% straight here

2(x)ist briefs

But boxers designed to almost reach the knee help to alleviate chafing when rucking or running long distances in the race war. Skintight synthetic boxers are the obvious tactically-sound choice.

depends on the task at hand. some sports require movement which your balls take a beating and are better served being nestled tightly into place

>be tall as fuck (6'7")
>wear things designed to reach knees
>they only go to mid thigh

I used to wear boxers because i liked to sag like a nigger. God cursed me and now i have to wear briefs as he intended or else my left nut flips backwards and belly up when given too much freedom.
Perfect analogy for God and man.

I have all kinds of underwear. Around the house I usually freeball. If I feel good I wear panties.

going commando is the only red pill
no need for socks or under shirts either
unless you're not /fit/, than you better layer the fuck up

just bought briefs a couple of days ago. holds my shit nicely

Boxers don't have enough support and if you have a big dick it's hard to hide an election.
Briefs are for old Men.
Boxer briefs are comfy af and have plenty of support.
Those stretchy athletic briefs that cling to your body are comfy, but don't give your crotch enough air circulation which increases heat and may decrease sperm production.

Going commando is the best way to go.

>election
Kek
*erection

Neither. I'm free and easy and it feels great.

boxers, my junk is too big for briefs.

Fpbp

You get the support but also room for your junk to breathe.

i remember being a kid in school and one of my friends went to boxers and wouldnt shut up about how much more comfortable they were and how they rode up when biking. Then another friend and same thing, wouldnt shut up about how much more comfy they were. I finally convinced the parents to get me some and i never went back. thats all i care about, the most comfortable way to enshrine my junk. Not they are not perfect, and i do have boxer briefs the athletic quick dry kind for when i need to be extremely active and sweaty. "whitey tighties" fucking suck though...i dont even know how they were even a thing

What if i'm free balling?

Ralph Lauren Polo boxer shorts are the best for average to warm weather.
They cost around $25-30 a pair, but will last 20+ years.

For cold weather, anything made of mostly merino wool and snug will serve you well.
Merino is great, as it wicks moisture and is fire resistant.
Avoid the Icebreaker brand as they charge a premium price, but make their shit so thin that it wears out in a year or two.

Cold doesn't improve test this is a meme

Anons I have a problem. My ass crack is hairy as fuck. It is as hairy as Borat's and it collects shit that I don't want. I tried shaving it once but I couldn't walk for a week from all the irritation. What do about the ass crack Jew?

>not wearing diapers that give you the freedom to piss and shit wherever you want whenever you want

I unironically wear diapers for reasons. Don't fall for the underwear Jew. Diapers are simply a more comfy and convenient for of underwear.

>not going commando
when will dicklets learn?

Leave it alone and wipe better

/thread

>not wearing diapers exclusively
Break free from the porcelain Jew. There's still time.

pantsu

that is a weird fetish

>porcelain Jew
Finally the West is waking up
Being this new

It's a curse. I always tell myself at least I'm not a pedo.

fpbp

...

tfw you will never have a nordic qt to change her diaper twice a day and a fridge full of condiments to ensure regularity of abovementioned diaper changes

Thats cool man. Tell me more?

Honestly I'd probably rather be one.

>generation who wore briefs was the most successful generation in history and had families with 5+ kids
>generation who wore boxers are lazy slackers who spend all their money on smartphones and avocados and have 1.2 kids

Oy vey good goyim kill your sperm with these hot panties.

Kek

I wish I didn't know this feel.

i had my foreskin stolen by kikes
why

>he fell into underpants meme
nopan is the ultimate redpill

N-no!

Panties are much softer, desu. I've heard that at least.

Sorry for your loss, man. Boxers or briefs?

christcuck spotted

>why
I literally told you
they're comfortable

boxers

that means your gay, faggot.

no youre obviously just some sort of faggot if you like wearing womens clothes

Good way to avoid the painful chafing that I imagine would happen if your tip was rubbing against denim unprotected.

I alternate between cotton boxers and cotton/elastane hip briefs. I wear slacks for work and briefs are far superior.

Designated shitting streets is the final and last red pill.
>No under Jew
>No paper Jew
>No porcelain Jew
>No sewage Jew

commando

Real men wear briefs.

Boxers are shit-tier. Boxer briefs are tolerable, usually.


Panties are nothing like briefs you queerbag

>wearing boxers
>ever

Too much heat is bad for your sperm count. Enjoy raising your wife's cuck babies.

I don't know about testosterone levels, but I did a survey of various effects and penis angles for my statistics class back when I was in college.

From my survey it is statistically signification (p < 0.057521) that you will have a greater vertical penis angle if you are to wear boxers over briefs during puberty. However it does not affect horizontal penis angle. That is shaped by which hand you masturbate with when you are in puberty (p < 0.009768), where you penis will generally angle opposite of your hand. (calculations were done using ANOVA Summaries)

briefs >>>

why? boxer briefs are easier to piss out of and have more coverage.

i accidentally bought briefs and i found that it is more difficult to pee out of them using the pee slot. they are tighter. but boxer briefs provide just enough room to move.

boxers are too loose for my taste. kind of defeat the purpose. i think boxer briefs are the most logical.

>believing that the fate of entire economies is determined by underpants

Fucking hell Japan, when did you start producing retards?

Chopped penor spotted

fuck you I'll wear whatever kind of underwear I want

with underwear you don't have to do laundry as much. i can wear the same clothing for weeks(since i have a desk job) without washing it. only the underwear is washed daily.

but if you don't wear underwear you have to wash the work clothes daily. unless you like walking around with residual piss and shit particals and pubes and pubic sweat and odor in your pants.

underwear has a practical function. it isn't some jew conspiracy.

it wasnt my choice to get jewed at birth. christianity is just a jewish religion btw

>Sewage Jew
Instead of:
>Jewage System

You goof'd user.

agreed.
why so much tight legging?

>using the pee slot

holy fuck you muricans can be dumb

just pull your panties down a bit cuck

You don't know how to use a trimmer?

...

kek

Briefs - If you're in shape and have nice quads

Boxer briefs - decent body

Boxers - you're a fat fuck or a AIDS patient

Rude

Briefs

Why: Because if you dont support your boys the single thin as shit vein that runs to and from your nuts stretches out and starts to suck. Then you get vericocele, which is where your nuts change from big balls to different sized low hanging medium not fit for porn testicles. and then you want to kill yourself

>he doesn't sit to pee

>i accidentally bought briefs and i found that it is more difficult to pee out of them using the pee slot.

LMAO no one uses the pee slot in briefs. Its just there out of traditionalism and design.

when did you start letting jamal fuck your wife and watch while they do it?

It's Chad, actually, and he fucks me too. My wife thought it would be hot. Thankfully, it was always a fantasy of mine.

>tfw you have perineum pains to doctor can't figure out
>tfw you don't.know if your undies are causing them either

all of your "cons" are projected by your own incompetence to properly wipe/shake off, trim pubes and not be a fatass.

freeball lad, once you go free anything feels restrictive and shit

>Cheaper than flushing your money down the drain with the toilet paper jew
The cheap ones hurt but they last a literal month

briefs are better, i don't like my junk flopping around, randomly getting aroused