How do you go from the biggest empire in history to worlds' laughing stock?

How do you go from the biggest empire in history to worlds' laughing stock?

Jews

I'm not laughing, I'm praying they get their shit together.

please send help the Ice Cream van has gone berserk and is playing Nasheeds as it runs down everyone in my neighbourhood.

nobody can stop it and it keeps ignoring the police request to officially stop

I have British friends and relatives.

I'm with

on this one.

I hope our bros across the pond do something about this fuckery and soon.

beady eyed anglos obviously enjoy being conquered

Not sure mate. The International Jew and the incompetence of the average Brit voter have big parts to play.

More importantly though Lukasz, why the fuck are there still poo stains in my shitter? Clean it or ill deport your family.

You don't have to deport anyone Ahmed, they are comming back already.

>womens suffrage

This is the redpill to rule them all.

By not accepting peace terms with hitler, even when it costs you your empire and military. Also letting in hostile foreigners doesn't help

Rotschild.

FPBP

Deporting most of your rural and suburban retards to the other side of the world and killing off the remainder in two world wars.

Loving muslims

We've been going down the shitter ever since we made peace with France after waterloo.

They have been a laughing stock for a very very long time

Remember all the real patriots left to build America centuries ago, leaving the bong gene pool full of weak vermin.

How did the Polish Commonwealth get wrecked by Germany and the USSR?

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700 years of incest

i laughed at how accurate that is

the british state so out of touch its funny

lets ban internets

How do you go from medieval superstate to not existing for a couple of hundred years?

My family came over here in the early 1700s from Gloucestershire. Both sides (yep, inbreeding).

Don't make me come back over there you fuckin faggots. Handle it.

my butt hurts, lets ban internets

real

It is Gods revenge for killing the 2nd messiah Adolf Hitler.

Most likely this also

do come back, and bring with you the second amendment we need guns people to teach us how to use guns

how do you go from being shit to still being shit?

>this is what americans unironically believe
would be funny if it werent so pathetic

gommunism

Stay mad niggers. I may live in a shithole, but at least it's safe shithole. Enjoy becomming caliphate in next 50 years

How do you go from the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth to cleaning my toilet for less than minimum wage?

Literally white people.

we need a fucking coup

>bong cuck unironically using the word "pathetic"

HAHA now thats rich

did you not see what happened today little one?

you got a lot of islamic egg on your face kiddo

>something something clean toilets
*yawn*

Weak men. I was born into a successful Alpha family who's ancestors have fought and died for this shit country and yet I'm still an autistic waste of space. but fuck it who cares anymore, see you in hell

The same thing is coming to you soon as well. If they can't push Muslims on you they'll push African Christians

OY BRUV R U AVIN A LAFF

EVRYTING IS A OK AWLRIIGHTY

BUGGER OFF WIT THAT AMERICAN SENTIMENT WE ARE PROUD KEKS HERE

>my country is so shit that even third world savages don't want to move there

Congratulations.

>bongcucks desperately trying to change the subject

ohhh noooooo this is so embarrassing.

Just reminded me that cockney no longer exists. Why couldn't we stop cockney genocide.

It's literally their only argument. They can't handle the truth that they became pathetic so they sperg about le plumber meme xDD!

Y'all need a shitload of em though. And ammo.

Honest question: If it got so bad that everyday Brits were forming militias & shit, where would you get (even steal) them? Would you have to go to another country or what?

That's how empires tend to fall

We're not trying to change the subject. We know how bad things are.

It's just that our Mexico has no business rubbing salt in the wound.

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>no social benefits = shithole
kill yourself communist scum

you will only be surrounded, then you will fall too.

I know a way for UK to get out of this situation.
Convert to communism.
I'm serious.
Someone like Stalin would have never let this shit happened.

Inferior Anglo genetics.

>Honest question: If it got so bad that everyday Brits were forming militias & shit, where would you get (even steal) them? Would you have to go to another country or what?

Depends if it is a government supported militia or not. Plenty of shitty plastic L85A1's in storage ready to break.

Otherwise O/U shotguns. Pommy cunts can still own shotguns.

funny, you're from ireland... how's that introduction of postcodes finally working out for ya?

That's not what I said. Poland is dirt poor and has only improved in recent years on account of all the gibs they get from wealthier countries like mine. You'd know all about that, given that you joined the EU in hope of the same.

Your Prime Minister is literally a gay paki.

Clash of ethnic cultures

>You'd know all about that, given that you joined the EU in hope of the same.
Croatia has received barely any benefits on joining the EU compared to other countries.
>Poland is dirt poor
no it fucking isn't, you're stupid as hell to think that

people dont use them

Stop shitting on Poland. I'd sooner visit there than your muslim ridden island.

kek, let's see the might of Albion that is fucking Birmingham, Leeds, Bradford, Peterborough, Nottingham, Leicester, Stoke, Newcastle, Liverpool... your country is parts of London and some wonderful countryside, the rest are abysmal 3rd world shitholes

ask the Netherlands

>gibs meme
Don't you know all of this money goes back to germany? We have this money only on paper you retard

HAHAHA this bongcuck is spinning so hard with all this damage control.

just anything and everything that can change the convo away from him being a weak bitch who gave away what was once the most powerful place on the planet.

Labour party

and that says it all ladies and gentlemen, a country too retarded to be able to use postcodes

Kek I've been redpilling my co-workers through their own experiences with romantic relationships. Its a simple three step process: Women are indecisive and like when you are assertive and decisive > even when they do have strong opinions, they're usually parroting someone else > do women even really know what they want? And the answer everyone of course comes to is no.

>Croatia has received barely any benefits
Calls me a commie then whines about not getting enough gibs from me.

>no it fucking isn't
Maybe compared to Croatia. Your country is one of those slavic shitholes our chavs go to for cheap beer and prostitutes.

Poland is dirt poor when compared to notable countries.

>mfw I get to watch England's slow decline in my life.

It was already on the downhill when I was a babby but it just gets worse and worse every year.

no one is laughing at us
we're doing fine

well, I commend you guys for great history, but fuck me, nowadays you guys are weird. what's with all this pseudo-liberal degenerate shit you've been peddling since the 80s?

Say thank you to america English, that´s you problem maker number one right here.

You did invade Iraq you did create ISIS you protect ISIS and the supporters of isis, the saudis and England was in it all along.

I can just say to the latest attacks. ahahahahahah


Bow tell me English, was it worth it to go and murder sadam? Was it worth it to support Saudis? and you fucking answers to terrorism ahahahahahah is ahahahahahahaha take even more civil rights of your citizens after CCTV and spying on all internet traffic.

say it with me everybody

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>Maybe compared to Croatia. Your country is one of those slavic shitholes our chavs go to for cheap beer and prostitutes.
Croatia has more gdp per capita than poland you autistic fuck, i am just saying that they're not dirt poor since their cost of living is WAAY lower than british and other western european.
>Calls me a commie then whines about not getting enough gibs from me.
I never supported Croatia joining the EU. You said that we got gibs but we got barely any gibs.
>Maybe compared to Croatia. Your country is one of those slavic shitholes our chavs go to for cheap beer and prostitutes.
My country is one of the biggest tourist attractions in Europe, it's definitely not a shithole. And the reason people come here is because we have 10x more preserved nature than any other European country and our stuff is cheap as well. Costs of living are much much lower.

This post justifies Dresden.

Re-enforce the right to keep & bear arms, kick non-Brits (and traitors) out of office and re-form the TA citizens militia.

>defending saddam
>checks flag

this HAS to be some sort of comedy right? hard to tell with germans

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How do you start a militia? IM FUMING AND WANT TO TAKE ACTION

This is how the normie AntiFa thinks, notbro...

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Tony Blair is how

I hope the brits get their shit together. Dresden? Who cares anymore. You still don't deserve this. It's up to you. It was in our interest that you would still have your empire. It was in our interest theat you would still be THE glory kingdom. Is this the promised freedom our grandfathers have fought for?

I think the aussie got it

FPBP

How do you think? You get your friends to join and then get them to get their friends to join etc until you feel you have enough people. After that you get some kit together to do an attack on some Mudslime shit, remember to use your militia's name and flag and shit. Now you're a terrorist group but the good kind of terrorist group. Obvious shit like set up a base somewhere too

You be too nice.. too open.. too left.. easy.. next!

>bongs had to resort to throwing chairs are the terrorists because they had no knives or guns
>the police had abandoned them because they were unarmed
>the police ran from people with knives
How the FUCK did you guys used to have an empire? You've become like pathetic children

unmummy no maternal instinct may only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

Maybe you should learn to tolerate the ice cream truck.

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>How do you go from the biggest empire in history to worlds' laughing stock?
With socialism.

That's when Rothschild began to own Brtian

They have every reason to believe it. America went on to become a world superpower while Britain faded into oblivion.

Ah, there it is. That's the attitude that killed your country.

>babby's first Course of Empire

FPBP

damn you

By not only being the biggest, but also the shittiest of all empires.

Oh gee how did that happen

also capitch is trolling me