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Arrest these chair throwing racists at once or we'll revoke your 'global city' status. I'm dead serious, cunts.

Someone ought to come up with a tool or instrument that allows a person to effectively defend themselves at range from an attacker. That would be much more efficient that using improvised objects.

like a gun?

Yeah but were they being racist?

Damn fuckin' racist bigots..
Throwing chairs at those peaceful muslims, only trying to practice their religion.

When will this violence against those innocent people stop?

No, those are dangerous and illegal in the Commonwealth. I was thinking maybe like... a rolled-up gym towel or something. But not an assault towel, maybe just an antique one used for hunting or as a curio.

>never felt more proud of my city

Oh shit! The metro police need to hear about this update in weapon technology!

>STORE THAT STOOL
>PASS THAT GLASS TO THE TRASH
>SOMETHINGSOMETHING TAXI

SHOOT THE PAKIS REEEEE I HATE BROWN PEOPLE

Still dumb Sup Forumstards think the Brits were running scared
Sup Forumstards must be gassed

Bin that chair, chap.

Metro police are seeking the public's help in identifying these hooligans that think this incident excuses their vandalism and anti-Islamic behavior.

Any that resist their slaughter face criminal fines and imprisonment.

Crossbows are legal there..
I bet you could get away with an arrow gun as well.

smash the fuck out of them muzzie twats!

Haha 9mm BTFO.

you should feel guilty about posting such far-right bullshit.

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What type of magical invention would that be?

Yeah the guy who threw the bottles also said he saw a girl getting stabbed 10-15 times while she was screaming for help yet he did nothing.

Fucking coward too scared to go near them and actually help so he throws fucking water bottles.

welp, that's it.
say goodbye to your assault bar stools, bottles, glasses and chairs, Britbongs.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZqauSd2oMYI

Hopefully a shitskin will attack someone u love,fuck wad idiot

Kek

They were, police had to shoot the terrorists.

Guy was throwing bottles at them while he was stabbing a helpless girl, what a hero.

BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

Brits need to wear chainmail going down the pub.

under appreciated banter

The guy running with his beer. Quintessential British.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAH THAT IS HONESTLY THE MOST KEKED TWEET I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You ain't revoking shit Sheila, Oz is only the 3rd most relevant Anglo country

American version:
>Patrons shoot the terrorists
>Cab drivers shoot the terrorists and roll coal away
>Police shoot the terrorists
>EMTs shoot the terrorists
>Coroner shoot the terrorists

Who the fuck would leave their pint though

BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

Wait, hang on. In a fight between a guy holding a chair, and a guy holding a knife, wouldn't the chair guy have the advantage? Sure, it's a bit unweildly, but it functions as both range advantage and a shield.

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It would be typical, just typical for the British authorities to now indict the people who threw chairs and glasses for "disturbing the peace" or some other bullshit.

No reason to care. I fucking hate normies

you forgot that even nigs would likely shoot the terrorists and rob them

running from terrorists muslims is now the icon on of London

Slingshot you dumby

BIN THAT CHAIR

You solved the joke!

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>look at how brave this man is
>look at how he flees his homeland while the Jewish-funded, Jewish-supported Muslim invaders destroy his homeland before him

Don't worry, your country and people are dead but at least you're a symbol of hope (for Israel).

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CHAIR LICENSE WHEN?

i hear the chinese have come up with something that allows you to propel objects at high speed. you ignite it and it explodes. they make fireworks with it apparently. i dont speak chinese but i think the technical name for it is "general tsos chicken"

Crossbows are legal in the U.K so just get those easily concealable crossbow pistols

fucking kek I love norm's sense of humor

Forgot part where non terrorist shooters hit bystanders and at a later date use gun to kill spouse

British people are pathetic.

>never felt more proud of my city.

really because i'm fucking ashamed and embarrassed at how pathetic our country is.

>Inb4 patrons sued for damaging chairs

How raycis, what if they hurt one of the poor attackers?!?!?!

Whoa... Really... Makes... Me... Think...

So if someone pulled out their british hunting rifle and dropped those terrorists would they get arrested?

sons and daughters of the ancient, Celtic Britons. Push back where it matters, don't let your hate go to waste on everyday Muslims that doesn't matter, but go the way of The Druids and focus your anger, the way of The Picts when they held the Hen Ogledd.

.. know yourselves.

t. vikangz n shiat

Autism doesn't speak, it posts on Sup Forums.
(You)

rooty tooty point and shooty

Nice shitpost. I also agree with the opposite of what you said

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Cletus bringing the bants to this thread. SPBP

Its all good while its just impotent chair throwing and inane sentiment. But something tells me that if this "fight back" was galvanized into something that would actually solve the situation (IE mass mobs violently removing kebab from society) he'd quickly go from being proud to shouting "RACIST! NAZI! BIGOT! XENOPHOBE!"

Only cucks would drop their beers during a terrorist attack.

Could they use a "needlegun" with flachetes there?

jackie chan would be proud.

Someone really should tell them this

imagine if even one of them had a gun

It would be illegal, but given the situation the police *might* look the other way.

>post yfw police spend more time charging these people with racism charges than raiding terrorist homes

>Noguns

Kek goyim never fail to entertain.

You underestimate the psychological impact. No one is really afraid of a chair, whereas a knife is terrifying.

Like one of those bad boys?

Yeah and if they had gun they would have killed the fuckers and make potential jihadis from committing acts.
You aren't a martyr if you don't take infidels down with you.

You're pathetic. Pls KYS. Fucking shills need to go.

It's still crazy to think that the police ran AWAY from the terrorists too. Everyone keeps saying "just call the police" if you don't have a gun, but they run away too!

Britan should legalise the carrying of Blades and melee weapons again in inner london.

The Police don't do shit.

You mean the flim flam finger bang?
The bim bom bigger bang?
The squeeze shplat strawberry sundae?

Dude is so drunk of his arse, he has no single clue what's even going on.

Like a laser pointer?

You'd need a really strong one but they're all banned here and in the UK.

Perhabs a kind of flashlight that you could shine into the eyes of the man stabbing your wife to death to harass them.

Our normal police aren't armed either. Though if shit like this keeps happening, they may become so. Kind of worrying.

BE FAIR! BIN THAT CHAIR!

DON'T BE AN ASS! SURRENDER THAT GLASS!

Jew here, I'm laughing.

>Look at this brave goy running away
>At least it's the Jews' fault

You're all fucked.

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they'll just ban porn instead or do some other dumb unrelated shit

FIDGET SPINNERS!

>bin your knife
No chance they'd let the brits have a claymore hanging around.

Although that would be the best highlight of this century is someone manages to capture someone with a fuckhuge sword going full deus vult.

video capture I mean

I thought most of your real police were already armed and that only the cuckpolice were unarmed still. Or is it still limited to swat-types?

kek

>leaving your pint unattended
that's how you get your drink spiked and get date raped you dumb nazi

yeah it's kinda hard to look at what's happening behind you while running away isn't it?
>wonder how many injuries or deaths are a direct result of your pussy bong cops running for their lives

No, it's still restricted to designated policemen. Some now have tazers, but again, not all of them.

>Someone ought to come up with a tool or instrument that allows a person to effectively defend themselves at range from an attacker.

I've been having dreams about something similar, but I'm not sure how to describe it, kind of pistoly with an aspect of bullety.

Something like that.

Exactly lol. If anyone takes any action or gives any suggestion on how to stop the fucking terror to begin with b4 it happened, they would be harshly criticized and demonized. So I guess remain content with the current laws and rules that allow while throwing some chairs around every few weeks....

Automatic ham tossers

I fucking hate the bastardization of the Arturian legends

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