Hear a knock at your door

>hear a knock at your door
>open it and see these two
>"we're here to collect money for our healthcare"

What do you do Sup Forums?

briskly walk away.
they won't be able to waddle fast enough to catch up.

fall into the sinkhole that is now my neighborhood

"Sorry, all my money went to tax cuts for billionaires"

>he got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

Pay them. It's only fair since I gave the smoker, the alcoholic and the dude that likes extreme sports that came before them some money too.

I still refuse to pay for his healthcare.

I only have $29.99 plus tip plus jizya tax

Walk into my hallway. They are too wide to fit through it.

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reinforce the floorboards

Extreme sports injury people get a pass.

Fatties, alcoholics and smokers can go fuck themselves. All of that is just lack of self-discipline.

The people injured while playing sports are at least trying to better themselves.

TFW you're too fat to fold your arms

Sorry the starving niggers beat you to it white boi

underrated post

>Close door
>Lock it
>Make sandwich
>Call American cops
> throw sandwich outside through window
>They fight over it
>Cops arrive
>All start fighting over that peanut butter jelly sandwich

I wish either steroids were legal or people that juiced were upfront about it.

I don't see why that matters, they can better themselves in other ways more responsibly so it doesn't cost me money.
I also think people who drive motorcycles instead of cars should pay more, since they are injured in accidents more often/severely.

Say "Wait a second."
>quickly get 2 chairs and unscrew 1 leg on each of them
"Here you go gentlemen at least sit down while i get your money."

Holy shit. Since you never see boogie stand up you never know how massive he is.

He makes a fat guy look small

>laugh my ass off because they can't fit through my door

My house has steps in front of it, followed by a long dirt road.

How hard is it to just stop eating so goddamn much?

I had a small stagg microwaveable dinner and a plate of spaghetti.
I'm done eating for the day. That's more than I'll ever eat in a single day for at least a month.

How can someone just put so much food into their stomach that they become over 300 lbs?

place the money on the floor where they can't reach it.

Tell them fuck off and close the door. What did you expect?