This is what muslims get in paradise when they blow themselves up.
Sounds good to me.
This is what muslims get in paradise when they blow themselves up
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27.5 meters tall
3.2 meters wide
Jesus they're just an extremist version of /r9k/ aren't they
>white skinned
i can't stop laughing
>no dick
D R O P P E D
>Islamic scholars explain that they will have "large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang".
SUPREME
>never dissatisfied
filthy kaffirs dont know what theyre missing
what does transparent to their bones mean?
that sounds like it was written by a 40yo perv with the emotional maturity and realism of a 14yo.
>7 cubits in width
THICC
>appetizing vagine
fucking keeeeeeeek
>Transparent to the marrow of their bones
So basically it looks like a giant skelly?
Well it kinda was
Even back then muslims were crazy for white pussy, this is why Mohammed won so many followers.
>no hair except eyebrows and head
>huge eyes
Did they want to become anime?
>27.5 meters tall
MANLEYS
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
>non-defecating
All this stuff means fuck all if I cant have a one of these qt's take a giant shit on my chest.
Ill pass.
>no hair except eyebrows and head
>appetizing vagina
Something doesn't add up here.
Why are they that large?
>en.wikipedia.org
>The Quran does state that in Heaven, all believers would be granted not only the eternal company of houris, but also that of "boys of perpetual freshness".
>boys of perpetual freshness
Gigantism fetisch?
Damn I cant wait for my 27.5m fucktoy
>transparent
ok achmed relax...
kek
No wonder their traditional facial hair is a neckbeard. They're actually the beta uprising.
>religion needs to sell its followers their perfect woman in the afterlife to get them to follow
>100 feet tall
What the fuck?
What if a girl blows herself up? This is sexist
then she gets a 100 foot tall dick
this
Also Mohammed said that woman are less intelligent than man and most people in hell will be woman. Yet feminists defend Islam lol
>then she gets a 100 foot tall dick
Transparent to the bone, am I right?
Ghosts, nigga. Remember that you're in heaven at this point. You surrounded by little angel/ghost virgins who never poop. I can see this happening:
>be muslim
>have scat fetish
>want to die for allah but dont want to go to heaven where my virgins wont be able to shit on me
Seriously - this. Every News media outlet told about 72 virgins but not the boys. Hiding that Muslims are paedo homos. fuck this shit
>non-defecating
the perfect girl doesn't exist
>appetizing vaginas
Muslims really crack me up.
>white skinned
My sides.
Fucking sandniggers. Comedy gold since 632.
>nearly 30 meters tall
I'm also a virgin I hope no shitskin will touch me
>implying any of this is better than you're waifu
It must be a translation error. They probably meant 100cm.
>60 cubits tall, 7 cubits wide
>transparent to the marrow of their bones
sounds p. gross honestly
This is some fanfiction wish fufillment tier shit.
It's like a child wishing for a pet tiger that'll never shit and he won't need to actually take care of it
>virgins
How old should they be in Muslim world before wedding? Like 5 yo
Can someone do a one page manga of Muslims eating a giant pussy and a giant asshole in Muslim heaven, with quotes sourced. Would be a hell of a thing to spread on normienet
>that sounds like it was written by a 40yo perv with the emotional maturity and realism of a 14yo.
Pretty much describes most brown people