This is what muslims get in paradise when they blow themselves up

This is what muslims get in paradise when they blow themselves up.
Sounds good to me.

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27.5 meters tall
3.2 meters wide

Jesus they're just an extremist version of /r9k/ aren't they

>white skinned
i can't stop laughing

>no dick

D R O P P E D

>Islamic scholars explain that they will have "large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang".
SUPREME

>never dissatisfied
filthy kaffirs dont know what theyre missing

what does transparent to their bones mean?

that sounds like it was written by a 40yo perv with the emotional maturity and realism of a 14yo.

>7 cubits in width
THICC

>appetizing vagine
fucking keeeeeeeek

>Transparent to the marrow of their bones
So basically it looks like a giant skelly?

Well it kinda was

Even back then muslims were crazy for white pussy, this is why Mohammed won so many followers.

>no hair except eyebrows and head
>huge eyes

Did they want to become anime?

>27.5 meters tall

MANLEYS

WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

>non-defecating

All this stuff means fuck all if I cant have a one of these qt's take a giant shit on my chest.

Ill pass.

>no hair except eyebrows and head
>appetizing vagina
Something doesn't add up here.

Why are they that large?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri
>The Quran does state that in Heaven, all believers would be granted not only the eternal company of houris, but also that of "boys of perpetual freshness".

>boys of perpetual freshness

Gigantism fetisch?

Damn I cant wait for my 27.5m fucktoy

>transparent

ok achmed relax...

kek

No wonder their traditional facial hair is a neckbeard. They're actually the beta uprising.

>religion needs to sell its followers their perfect woman in the afterlife to get them to follow

>100 feet tall

What the fuck?

What if a girl blows herself up? This is sexist

then she gets a 100 foot tall dick

this

Also Mohammed said that woman are less intelligent than man and most people in hell will be woman. Yet feminists defend Islam lol

>then she gets a 100 foot tall dick
Transparent to the bone, am I right?

Ghosts, nigga. Remember that you're in heaven at this point. You surrounded by little angel/ghost virgins who never poop. I can see this happening:

>be muslim
>have scat fetish
>want to die for allah but dont want to go to heaven where my virgins wont be able to shit on me

Seriously - this. Every News media outlet told about 72 virgins but not the boys. Hiding that Muslims are paedo homos. fuck this shit

>non-defecating

the perfect girl doesn't exist

>appetizing vaginas

Muslims really crack me up.

>white skinned

My sides.
Fucking sandniggers. Comedy gold since 632.

>nearly 30 meters tall

I'm also a virgin I hope no shitskin will touch me

>implying any of this is better than you're waifu

It must be a translation error. They probably meant 100cm.

>60 cubits tall, 7 cubits wide
>transparent to the marrow of their bones

sounds p. gross honestly

This is some fanfiction wish fufillment tier shit.
It's like a child wishing for a pet tiger that'll never shit and he won't need to actually take care of it

>virgins
How old should they be in Muslim world before wedding? Like 5 yo

Can someone do a one page manga of Muslims eating a giant pussy and a giant asshole in Muslim heaven, with quotes sourced. Would be a hell of a thing to spread on normienet

>that sounds like it was written by a 40yo perv with the emotional maturity and realism of a 14yo.

Pretty much describes most brown people