New "Smart Knife" May Offer the Solution to UK's Knife Violence Epidemic

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Are smart knives the solution to Britain's knife violence problem? Should all knives be sold with smart knife technology?

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Import more BBCs. Only solution.

Couldn't you just shiv someone with the blade though?

Because you certainly can't kill someone with just the blade!

no but it is the solution to the technocrat's money problem

Smart knife? Does it have a lock-on feature?

>cant kill a man
Anything can kill a man if you repeatedly bash it against someone enough times. Just not quickly.

They train spooks to use anything as a weapon.

geesus what a bunch of faggots. I'm surprised they don't license knives there.

>June 14, 2009
>2009

What about the huge spork problem, or the huge bat problem, or the

Better hope no one finds any tools

So what keeps people from cutting the other guy instead of stabbing them?

>New
>2009
How long did you search to try to find some stupid shit to plaster on this board?

>not having a knife always on hand
How do Europoops even compete?

>The 'anti-bash' hammer that works just fine on the jobsite but can't kill a man
>how does it work?
>it's made of nerf foam and the plastic they use to make wiffle bats

>wants to commit a terror act
>buys smart knife
also how do knives not let you stab someone does it repel off skin or something lold

>OI MATE THATS A BLIMEY STABBEH
>DROP THE STABBAY!

>shit-ass S30V that chips more than it cuts
>not getting the superior S110V version

why are brits so stupid? if prisoners can make shanks out of anything whats to stop free people from just filing it down

Let's change our entire lifestyle, instead of simply stopping immigration from dangerous countries.

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That would actually hurt more

Or just not buying the fucking thing in the first place.

>works just fine in the kitchen
Written by someone who's clearly never done basic kitchen tasks like deboning a chicken or fish.

>Now they can only slash your throat!

I think they are hoping it will too much for niggers to adapt to.

>because you can't just sharpen the point
jesus what a bunch of idiots!

They should make it mandatory for Brits to wear helmets before venturing out in public, like a bunch of tards

>2009
Lots of progress being made, I see. Nice thread, OP

And yet anyone can just walk into a supermarket & buy one of these.

>be a stabbist
>want to get a nife to do your stabbening
>don't get the 40 pound no-stab nife just get literally any other kind of one

it all could have been avoided

Fuck I know its bad when a leaf is scoring points off us.

>can't kill a man
But I can shove it Intl your eye/neck 50 times and the result is the same

Check this out, they called to ban "pointy kitchen knives" already, and now if they call to ban them again it will probably succeed.

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>there's a huge problem with knife-crime in the UK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, knives are the missing component in Britain's self defense arsenal. Are Britain's really so defenseless in their everyday homes? We already know guns won't happen, so why not use a...

>Hammer
>Baseball bat
>Cricket bat
>Broom handle
>Boiling kettle of tea
>Various garden tools
>Various construction tools

It's not a matter of equipment, it's a matter of attitude.

fucking this, kek

Phillip!

I just saw that on Facebook

next their UK "sporks" will be banned

too many stabbings at the mini mart

May is just waiting until the next knife attack. Then she can try to ban tools because they allowed terrorists to make weapons.

Sensible chuckle.

>why are brits so stupid? if prisoners can make shanks out of anything whats to stop free people from just filing it down

Apparently common sense and self-preservation.

And yet anyone can just go out & take this one

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on there pal. Do you have a license for that knife?

They are very clever people when it comes to mugging and murder

>saw the neck just under the earlobe a few times

brits are fucking retarded, but i'm having a hard time believing that's a real article.

Anyone ever hear of a bench grinder? Just taper them from the back end, and now you've got a real knife again.

Or they could make a shank from a stick

>don't be vile, bin that file

>New "Smart Knife" May Offer the Solution to UK's Knife Violence Epidemic
Does it have bacon for a handle?

wow, a knife that's more intelligent than a mudslime, amazing

You don't even need to do that, you could probably still fucking stab someone with the knife as is.

This is so retarded but I know it's going to become a thing, maybe even a government policy.
I remember going to buy forks as a teen and getting turnt away because I looked too young, couldn't eat my fucking pasta.

Rocks can shape other rocks into sharp rocks, better make sure everything is covered in NERF.

>spydercuck

>Buying shitty spiderfuck knives to begin with
If the blade is less than 12cm, it's worthless for fighting

dang david icke was right about "SMART" technology

Whoa, hold on there friend. Are you trying to get our Anglo brothers with bench grinders convicted of arms trafficking? That's serious time!

That will not work in the kitchen.

>not wearing chain or platemail when going about your daily life
Fucking leafcucks

pretty sure you could just stab someone with a sharp stick ffs

Exactly, unless the blade is flimsy as hell, that shit will still pierce flesh with enough force behind it. There also the, yknow the blade with which you can slash. Oughtta just pass out butter knives to go along with the tard helmets tbdesu.

This knife is pointless.

kek.

>unsheathes katana

Or grind it down. Or use a hammer. Or a brick. Or a glass bottle. Or a bat. Or a post. Or a power tool. Or a chain. Or a crow bar.Or a bow...Or a van.

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wot

How would this improve anything? The old knives are still around and you still find other tools to be shivs.

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES.

What a fucking joke.

Well, the chavs that commit most of their stabbings are pure Anglo-Saxon. They are the dangerous country. I'm not saying importing a million shitskins helped matters, but they're some stabbity motherfuckers by default.

implying they were restricted to their kitchen inventory

Implying that even humans in prison cant make a pointy/sharp weapon

Implying you can make vans fluffy enough to even need a shank

War has changed....

Wouldn't you have to remove every other knife in the UK then?

Probably going to be banned soon the way the UK gov't is going.

Chainsaws are fucking terrible murder weapons.

I don't even know how to respond.

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when will they invent "smart people" AKA nonmuslims

Lulz, the absolute state of britbongistan. May as well just start wearing chain mail

The difference being that the people in their stabbenings are usually involved in nefarious business and are not just trying to have a beer.

Dat link, ain't clickin it.

It's fucking Facebook (someone make a webm)

Maybe the brits will finally ban toothbrushes. They don't use them anyways.

>Sup Forums
>white

>twf there are no paki snackbars in Ireland

>not wearing rune plate body
Fucking poorfag.

Cucks.
There's nothing better than a big, shiny and edgy knife.

Don't be a bastard, bin that bastard!

It will be easier for them, they're used to machetes and choppers

Who commits most of the knife crime? Niggers?

shadilay

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

Slice, but I imagine if it's sharp, you could do some damage.

Or just file the end of it into a point.
Or use a fucking rock.

It could, but it would be a lot more difficult, thrusts that would otherwise have plunged in deep might not anymore. Clothing could actually put up quite a lot of resistance to a rounded point like this.
But again, bench grinder. But then they will ban bench grinders.

Mexican cartels would disagree.

Honestly, I like these kinds of knives. I've had a set of steak knives that are rounded on the end and don't cut you unless you really want to start sawing into your finger, but they still cut through steak better than any steak knife I've ever used. They've been going on like 15 years now and still "sharp" in the sense that they slice through steak.

>Who commits most of the knife crime? Niggers?
Left cucks and especially brits don't understand this.
They'd rather ban forks and knives than ban niggers. They're demented.