/Shalom/

Shalom, my fellow Jews. Let's discuss Jew matters.
>Dad drags me to Passover services
>Synagogue is closed down for some reason, he finds another synagogue
>We go in
>Female rabbi
>Black female Jew
>Rabbi asks her to sing a slave song to create a link between Egyptian slaves and American slaves

>Be 7 or some shit
>Birthday
>First of Erev
>Modern orthodox dad won't light my birthday candle because pesach
>Cry

Why does g-d want us to suffer?

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Did you mean shavuot?
Pesaj was more than 50 days ago.

Only a tiny minority of Jews do that.

proof

LISTEN UP JEWS. AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHITE RACE, WE ARE WILLING TO FORGIVE YOU IF YOU RID ALL WHITE COUNTIES OF THE NON WHITE SCOURGE!

#NotAllJews

I have no real proof, but the fact is that many Jews don't even know about that. It's only done by some Orthodox.

-Tiny minority
-Minority multiple people
-Acknowledging multiple people suck baby penis being OK.

You fucking kronos worshiping, mongrel. Get the fuck out of here

People always thought I was Jewish, so I have seen and heard things I would have not otherwise.

You're all kind of fucked in the head aren't you?

לך חפש מי ינענע אותך

There are basically two kinds of (American) Jews. I can't speak for Israel, though.
>Normal people who are incidentally Jewish, maybe a few wear keepahs
>Orthodox who sometimes can pass for normal if they feel like it
They usually don't interact with each other much outside of religious events.

There are a few Hassidic enclaves as well.

this is the kikes weakness. we must get the niggers to attack the kikes wombs. they can't run a bank if they can't get a job

>be excited for Passover
>can't find a Christian child to sacrifice
>no blood matzo for us

anyone else know that feel?

I used to get the Lubavitchers pestering me to take their pamphlets in the streets.

Also, the inbred mutants up in Kiryas Joel spawn some of the most bizarre looking chromosomal abominations I've ever seen in my life. They celebrate this, because more gibs from the state. (little three headed Avi gets SSDI from like day 1)

Blood isn't kosher. Neither is human flesh.

It is when it comes from a goyische child

Every Jew I've met has been a lazy stoner type.

>LISTEN UP JEWS. AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHITE RACE, WE ARE WILLING TO FORGIVE YOU IF YOU RID ALL WHITE COUNTIES OF THE NON WHITE SCOURGE!

Notice how they ignore you?

Also Jews, during your next terrorist attack please kill Katie Perry.

apologize

how much goy blood do you fellow heebs drink during passover?

ive heard a gallon a day keeps the shoah away

Haha and you rolled an 88 lol you're a wizard user.