Brit/pol/ - Hung Parliament edition

>Online solidarity pours in over London attacks.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40151788

>Police arrest 12 asians in morning raids:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

>London attack: Theresa May says "enough is enough" after seven die
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

>Graphic footage from London terrorist attack
liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1496534855

>Van drives into pedestrians on London Bridge
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916

>Knife attack after car mounts pavement in London
news.sky.com/story/knife-attack-after-car-mounts-pavement-in-london-reports-10903580

>London attacks: 'multiple casualties' after incidents at London Bridge, Vauxhall and Borough Market
gu.com/uk-news/live/2017/jun/03/london-bridge-closed-after-serious-police-incident-live

>Man hunt launched for three terrorists as men with '12in hunting knives stab pedestrians' after mowing down up to 20 people with a white van amid reports of explosions in third attack in ten weeks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4569638/Car-ploughs-20-people-London-Bridge.html

>Security services were warned about Manchester attacker FIVE TIMES but did fuck all
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>One of the London attackers was reported to the authorities several times - nothing done
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/london-terrorist-had-twice-referred-police-extremist-views/

>"Man told not to be Islamophobic by man literally being forced to cower for his life during an Islamist terror attack."
twitter.com/Lucid_Forever/status/871142856873955329

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youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>arrests 12 asians
kek

>Jeremy Corbyn calls for Theresa May to resign as Prime Minister for presiding over police cuts while Home Secretary
archive.is/MANlK

Can this absolute madman be stopped?

>Corbynism isn't a cult

A model example of a modern socialist cult, no wonder the weak minded vote labour.

Got £39 on tory majority lads

>I-I'm totally going to beat you on Thursday b-but you should resign anyway
evidently so

Yeah and how many labour MPs called fir Jeremy to resign? 120 wasn't it?

Labour and Tory HQ please wiz off. Comfy levels are at an all time low.

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wut?

>actually using archive because some autistic norwegian told you to
Fuck
off.

People that post that BLACKED whore Elsa are worse than animeposters and Tory shills combined.

He has nothing to lose, at this point saying things like this can only gain him more votes.

UKIP voters are tory voters.

Blairite scum will get the bullet.

Nice lad you enjoy that £4 profit you make

What should I do if I'm in a seat that usually votes Labour with slight leaning towards UKIP? Should I vote Conservative or UKIP in that case?

whats the return lad?

So mad

fun fact - he is a labour voter

>attacking anime posters

gb2reddit

What are you doing on Brit/pol/?

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

UKIP won't win seats this election.

vote united kingdom independence party

UKIP. Never vote Tory scum.

£9 because I got it on last week

Just post the seat lad nobody's going to dox you from what constituency you live in

Vote Conservative now and as far right as you can in subsequent elections

UKIP. Anything but Tories.

that lean towards UKIP will probably fall into Conservative this time, so Conservative to flush out Labour
wouldn't blame you for voting UKIP though, they are the best choice individually

I work for the BBC.

Here are the results - enjoy!
Turnout: 67.5% (31,387,500)

Seats:

Tories (inc speaker): 393
Labour: 183
Lib Dems: 7
SNP: 45
Green: 0
UKIP: 0
Plaid Cymru: 4
DUP: 8
Sinn Fein: 4
UUP: 2
SDLP: 3
Alliance: 0
Others: 1 (Lady Hermon, North Down)


Total 650


Popular Vote:

Tories (inc speaker): 50.01%
Labour: 31.41%
Lib Dems: 6.06%
SNP: 3.80%
Green: 1.42%
UKIP: 3.43%
Plaid Cymru: 0.96%
DUP: 0.6%
Sinn Fein: 0.58%
UUP: 0.38%
SDLP: 0.33%
Alliance: 0.22%
Others: 0.80%

>268

Hahhahahaha, nice fantasy

It's cuck Owen Jones

What is this from? Why does it trigger my uncanny valley

This is on the same day he directly links Saudi Arabia to the funding of Islamic terrorism

How can one man be so based?

>Voting Conservative ever
kek

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Why does it bother you?

Oh well, at least I'm not the one that obsesses over and fancies a harlot that gets fucked and humiliate by hundreds of men for a living.

Fuck you're naive, James

Reminder these are labour voters trying to stop would be UKIP voters swinging to tory

A tv show called Humans

Thanet could be interesting and possibly Clacton

My seat has a small Labour majority. It is worth it.

Nice try Bruce

>p-p-please resign before the election so that I can beat you

>12 asians arrested

MOTHER FUCK, JIN YANG

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>tfw WN is jealous of a blacked pornstar

calm down Edward

Hope you can afford to lose £39
Ref - Every YouGov poll

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>wah you dont like retards doing nothing but posting anime in a non-anime board you should go to a place where anime is just as popular

Animeposters are worse than anime itself.

>same labour poster posting scenes from BLACKED.com

lmao no wonder labour are fucked they're literally full of cuckolds

No, I'm a UKIP voter who's anti-Tory. Fuck off Tory shill.

You're a tripfag, everything you say is worthless.

What are the least shit Oasis songs?

>john is slang for penis
Never heard that one before

im sorry wut?

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do you expect some neet to search the tens of thousands of houses in each constituncey?
GCHQ probally know where we live anyway

Not even close Oliver

Anyone betting on a conservative minority?

No you're a labour voter with a cuckold interracial fetish

If you've ever wondered why the right never succeeds, all you have to do is look at this thread and other threads on Sup Forums to see why.

Nigger, I've been telling you poms for the last three threads that even a spoiled ballot is better than Labour and Tories.

>Voted UKIP last election, will do so again this election
>Labour poster
Fuck off, tory shill.

>Green: 0
Nice try but Lucas is certain to retain her seat

slide away

CRUELTY AGAINST ARYANS IS REACHING A CRITICAL POINT.

ARYANS are sociable, intelligent animals. Studies have shown that they are able to solve problems and, unlike young ANGLOS grasp the permanence of objects Their natural behavior includes living in stable groups of 30 or so that employ a social hierarchy lead by a fuhrer. The ARYANS in a given community all know and recognize each other. Their communal activities include attempting to destroy Europe and searching for pumpernickel, running around, building homes for refugees, and resting.

Once the ARYANS have attained refinement weight, they are loaded into crowded trucks that offer no protection from extreme temperatures, and many ARYANS die as they are shipped to processing facilities.

The most efficient of these facilities kill some 8,400 ARYANS per hour, the result of a high degree of automation. Machines run by ANGLOS automatically stun the ARYANS and scald and shave them. First, ANGLO workers strap the live ARYANS into leg shackles on a moving rail, from which the ARYANS hang upside-down as they move on to baths of electrified, boiling water, which stuns them. This is ostensibly for humane purposes, in order to render them insensible before they are locked into a centrifuge, but some observers believe it is done merely to immobilize them to a degree sufficient to make further processing easier, not to desensitize them. The stunned ARYANS move on to a mechanical chamber that extracts their blood. After the ARYANS bleed out, the exsanguinated waste material is ground up to be sold as sausages.

STOP THIS EVIL NOW. ARYANS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD.

Oasis play at a concert for multiculturalism and cuckoldry and you're asking which are their best songs?

No. I'm a UKIP voter with a cuckold interracial fetish.

Keep masturbating to a black cock loving slut, at least you'll never carry on your genetic lineage.

Anime
website

They're all shit. I fucking hated that Cool Britannia shit.

That's because it's bullshit. A john is a toilet, and a jonny is a condom. It's Labour mongs trying desperately for DUDE SICK BURN LMAOs on twitter.

Do you think the betting sites will put bets up on the 2020 census precents?

>I'm a UKIP voter
aka a labour voter

No, sorry. It's a Labour gain - the only one in the country.

>voting

I mean, there isn't really much point in voting generally here at least, not really sure at all.

Might be thinking of John Thomas.

Hey lads i need the image of the drunken muslims girls who beat someone up and the guys who got arrested for the mo farah tweet.

Pls help

Nige would be disappointed in you/

No chance, Lib Dems aren't standing so they will prop up the Green vote

If you call up and asks for odds they will

That seat has Tory gain written all over it you pillock.

The ones that were by Blur instead.

Nige already won

>Not writing N O N C E in each box

Learn the truth my dudes take the ultimate red pill
quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>Turnout: 67.5% (31,387,500)

You're wrong.

I'd be amazed if it was less than 70%

>aka a tory voter
t. a labour voter

Friendly reminder that the Jews are voting for May. That was enough to make her lose my vote, she's about as conservative as Clinton.

This

>mfw not voting

>a 5000 majority

fucking vote man, if the majority of those UKIP votes go Tory then Labour will be BTFO in Grimsby!

final results when?

Yes, but the student vote for Labour is scheduled to be very strong because of the free tuition fees. Lucas doesn't retain her seat.

Screenshot this if you like - you'll see on Friday.