A solution to Londons problems has been found. Your move muzz

A solution to Londons problems has been found. Your move muzz.

Get a life bin the knife!

Use it sharpen a stick.

>can't kill a man
They do know you can still slit someone's throat with that, right?

This is the most retarded thing I've ever fucking seen.

after a few more years they'll start fighting with rocks

It's probably blunt too.

How to make an anti-terrorist muslim?

Well, it's about stabbing people, not about slitting their throats.

Oh, the irony.

What if I want to carve my name on carrots or stab through a potato?
Can I use the Imam-approved knoife™ to do that?
Yeah didn't think so

Just to make sure we'll test it on a jihadi's carotid artery.

Hey fighting with rocks is more of a technological advancement then most of Africa will ever do.

Not properly.

>Just buy a different knife

Because no one can make a knife out of scrap steel after the soft ban...

if anything those will cause a more jagged wound channel as apposed to a sharp point would pierce the skin more easily.

lastly..if im stabbing someone its going to be forceful...never seen someone get stabbed all fairy like

Make knifes out of Pork bones/leather. Muzzies won't touch that shit.

>knife crime

pencils are sharp and can kill a man if used correctly...

Ban PENCILS

how to slit someones throat?

Do you think they will make an anti stab muslim?

just buy a file or a grinder and file the tip to a point.
seriously its not that hard to make a lethal weapon. when i was a kid we used to make knives and spears all the time out of steel.
do british kids not do this

This will stab just fine if you use enough force.

>anti-stab
Guess they'll just have to slash?

Don't you dare!
Bin that chair

Or you could get rid of the problem at its source......you know.......like stop importing people from cultures whose values and beliefs completely differ from your own........especially those from countries you've been causing shit in over the last few decades.............


Nobody cares about that or wants to hear it so oh well....what else can you do? Nothing. Things will work out in the end by itself.

Once enough people have been personally effected by Islamic terrorism you'll see a huge shift in public opinion. They can't keep their heads dug into the sand forever.

>Post tfw Brits invent an anti stab or slit knife that is just dull metal

They're claimed that spoon are deadly when used properly but a clear slashing weapon wouldn't be enough? They may as well sell packaged beheading knives to save everyone the trouble.

Give me that knife. I'll make it sharp all over if you want.

>be British
>get arrested for possessing an illegal assault spoon

They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...

We need make trucks that can only drive walking speed

Stay calm! Bin that bomb!

You can still slice and dice with that. Stupid solution.

I once saw him kill three men with a pencil
a fucking
pencil

>anti-stab
>can still cut
>can still kill
If we're being totally honest with ourselves, even Knorr stock pots were a better idea than this.

Dont be a schmuck! Park that truck!

>your throat gets sliced
making a pointy piece of metal is a bit simpler than making a gun
London YES!

I hope average american did look like that.

you can still stab people with those just saying

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>I hope average american did look like that.
American men and women are by FAR the best looking in the world

fuck beat me to it.

>tips hat

I used to make knives and other weapons when I was 13-16
Chain maces out of nails, knives out of spanners, sheet steel etc., billiard ball on some paracord etc. never actually used them for anything. Enjoyed making them though.

Clearly we need to go further to secure the britbongs. I propose pic related to be the sharpest object that's legal to own in UK. Think of the children!

You just need to sharpen that bit and you can stab with it
you still slice up up
This is fucking retarded

Do we even need knives? I've been using forks and spoons with 2014 and I feel a lot safer a healthier for it.

Its that or we have to put mittens over all of their hands.

Flatten your spoons and make arrow heads bongs! Don't let them get close with your longbows.

time to bin that whole country

are these people retarded i can still see a corner that can puncture

Did England ban kids from buying BUTTER knives?

Whole Europe is retarded.

>fork
Reported to the Queen.

That would still hurt

They could still use bicycle wheels tho.

Fuck off, this can't be real...

Right?

>Anti-slash machete
I wanna see this.

That can still kill someone, we need to use segways that go no more than 2 miles per hour and if it detects a collision it shuts down and alert the authorities automatically

>he posts a caked up pig faced slag
come on dude you can do better

don't be a prick, bin that stick.

Why are people so fucking stupid? You can use a file or grinder and have a great stabbing knife in 10 minutes.

They are so desperate to blame something other than ths shitskin religions that is actually to blame.

Is it really that surprising?

>Nigger kids stab each other
>Slow news day so media throw a fit over it
>Government doesn't want to deal with the cause of the problem
>Some guy sees the opportunity to make money but doesn't actually think about it
>Just rounds off the end of a knife and pats himself on the back
>Can't beat the price of IKEA kitchen knives so single mothers don't buy them
>Nigger kids keep stabbing each other

Pretty good idea if you are living together with a Cluster B female.

I wonder when bongs have to come to terms with the fact that its not an instrument issue, but an operator one.

>mudshit/criminal sharpens his knife in preparation for an attack
>breaks into house
>occupant of house grabs for a knife in panic with no time to prepare or sharpen
>tries to defend himself but cant pierce skin
>meanwhile mudshit criminal stabs the shit out of him

But then how are you supposed to use this knife to kill a home intruder?

Cause no one slashes anymore...

100% this

>kill a home intruder
You see, that's your first mistake. You aren't supposed to kill the home intruder, but give him everything he wants, right from your money down to your life.
That is the quintessentially British thing to do, after all.

They're trying to put beheadings in style so there will be less of a culture shock when they implement sharia

Bows and arrows are readily available in bongland btw.

Defend your home with a crossbow, bow and arrow requires too much discipline

yeah but you can shove that down someone's throat.

the UK needs those but they need to be made of pink (non threatening color) cotton candy, that way it melts in your mouth in case someone tries to choke you with it.

Looks like it can still slit a throat

>kill a home intruder

England is NOT America in Liberal Progressive England you are taught to turn around and spread the cheeks.

Fuck it let's just cut off everyone's arms. Can't commit crime without arms.

Don't be a manlet, bin that granite!

American girls are somewhat hotter than German girls, but I only ever lived in Mississippi for a longer period. German girls are still all right. British girls are quite ugly.

You could sharpen that tip easily.

We need robotic limbs that can be remotely shut down by the police (and minorites of course, so they wont be at risk of white nationalist nazis)

Are the planning on banning files and grinders too? If not it's a totally useless idea.

Why not just ban terrorists and terrorist sympathizers? Oh right, that would be to fucking simple.

Oh, they do that in Sweden against the police already.

britons commit crimes by opening their mouth
>dont be criminal bin that mineral

>The object is the problem, the action or the people

Why are so many humans so helplessly retarded?

Are we as a species just unable to survive without being told not to stare up at the rain?

England... blame EVERYTHING but the one common denominator...
Young male minority Muslims

All of those binned knives have been used to construct the Great ANGLO KNIFE ANGEL.

It will soon be sent over to Germany to finish what we started once we have imbued the spirit of Bomber Harris into its cold, Stanley knife heart.

>ban terrorists and terrorist sympathizers?
That won't stop the inner city niggers/wiggers from stabbing each other and threatening other people with knives. They're the reason we have these restrictions.

Hahahahahahahaha

Can't they still buy fertilizer and car batteries in on that island? Why are there not more bombs? When was the last time there was a good vehicular bombing?

Just dip them all in bacon grease before selling them

>What is a file.

>tfw I can shoot guns off my back porch and britbongs can't have decent cutlery

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>daily muslim terrorist attacks
>WE WONT LET FEAR GUIDE US
>OUR WAY OF LIFE WONT CHANGE
>except guns/knives/cars/streets/common house hold products are banned
>ever increasing government control and mass surveillance
>still won't prevent a single terror attack
>but our way of life won't change

Looks like it changed plenty to me.

The reason seems to be a shitty population, not knives.

They'll just find something else to stab each other with.

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waaa but i thought britain blacks didn't descend from slaves so why are they so violent?

>mfw Britain two generations ago Britain had the best navy and intelligence in the world and now they're reverting to longbowmen to defend their island in their own cities

>Sports stars try to tell people to knock it off

What's with the liberal meme that murderers and rapists are just playing around? These people are literally evil, the last thing on their mind is what some degenerate western celebrity thinks about them stabbing you and raping your daughter.