Three terrorists with machetes blocks your path

>Three terrorists with machetes blocks your path

What do?

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I don't leave the house unless i goto the gym or shops or doctors office which is all close to my house.

I never go out in large gatherings/crowds.


My autism keeps me safe :)

>*unsheathe katana*
>heheh, nice knives, kids.
>let me show you a true blade....
>BLADE ART: THOUSAND FOLD SLASH
>ha, not even a sweat.
>*sheathes katana*

t. underage

shit is real here.

Looks like the Romanian gypsies are far braver than the average Anglofags tbqh

>Romanian gypsies
wot

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ymd4Xsg_1M

>*unsheathe machetes, dual wield*
>heheh, nice knives, huevon marica
>let me show you a true blade malparidos....
>BLADE ART: THOUSAND FOLD SLASH
>ha, not even a sweat.
>*sheathes machetes*

>Four machetes and none cuts

wew. It must be hard to live in third-world

Pull out my legal, fully auto AK47 with 75 round drum mag and politely ask them to move aside.

>yfw euros have to strap telephone books to their bodies when they leave the house.

This is just like my japanese anime!

they are literal subhumans, are they not? they can't even carry a locking folder knife. topkek i hope they all perish. they deserve it for their laughable weakness.

Of course they got cut faggot, is just that they didn't film the aftermath, usually both combatants are immediately taken to the nearest hospital if they cannot go themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=KNXHUyYGn-A

>pulls 1911 from side and fires into blade wielding goat fucksers
Pic related.

lol wtf. So people get bore and fight with machetes in Colombia?
You have weird traditions m8

imagine all the terrorists that are going to easily be able to acquire guns in america. What you gunna do when three of them block your path with AK47's themselves? Nothing, they will shoot you before you even point your gun at them.

>edit

shoot them, problem solved

Time to bring back swords and shields.

That staff were gypsies.

Suck their dicks.

>he's new
It's nothing personnel

It is just a memo that we just hand out guns to every citizen you bongo faggot. There is regulation and background check to purchase firearms if there wasn't hajji would have done many more shootings here already

Are you dumb or English is too much for you?

I was going to say "pull out my gun" but then I read that this was in the UK.

Throw chain at them obviously

Look around for the nearest Romanian to come and save me

Its not that they are bored, it's just that this is how they do conflict resolution.

If they get cucked by their women they wont go and write a post about it on reddit, they will find the offender and cut him up.

youtu.be/2F620Ve0pso?t=2m1s

But we do have the machete arts tradition, why are you not teaching your women this?

Little bong, you have a bombing or some monkey running people over everyday.

There are 100 guns for every person in the US and in places like Texas you can walk in, buy one and walk out with it in less than an hour. Its kind of funny how we dont have dozens of terrorists attacks every day. Seems like we are doing something right in the US m8.

Exercise my 2nd amendment right
>Oh, wait

>implying gun battle happen face to face in the open like a duel

You could drop three men with rifles armed with a derringer if you engaged them the right way. Of course you would probably die.

>>Three terrorists with machetes blocks your path

I say "Assalamualaikum brothers! Allah blessed us with another great day today."
They let me pass.

*throws chair*

youtube.com/watch?v=jJDY5Yb2CPI

Shoot the faggots three times in the chest each and then get a pat on the back when the cops show up.

>be brittbong
>see machete attacker
>try to hug them
>get cut to pieces
>there is no reason to be alarmed
>run... Hide... Call...
>bleed out
>have benefit concert with proceeds going to the people who killed me
MFW I am a cuck in it's truest form

wrap my jacket around my arm for armor and fight him.

Well I'm an American so I would shoot them.

Can I get a quick rundown?

Trips of truth... Even most nogs would do this

Damn you guys are totally savages. What goes around comes around.
Sometimes is okay a fist-fight but machetes, wew lad.

>Davila is altered and have a knife
>8 cops around him trying to calm him down, one of them has an ak
>Berserker mode engaged, kills first cop, stabs the rest, perfect positioning to prevent friendly fire over their friends for maximum damage
>Dies eventually

Indeed I run away, like a true fren... Wait it's like a true brit now.

Those cops looked like scrubs, man. Especially the first guy.

I'm ready to machete any motherfucker that touches my girl

Unlike euro cucks

let me guess. the staff was muslims that the islamists didnt want to murder

...

lol why are they even standing close to him if they are just going to run away when he attack

>thesun.co.uk/news/3720036/london-bridge-attack-restaurant-staff-saved-lives/

This, I'll do this, because in my country we don't accept Islam and its terrorists.
Call me gypsy, call me what you want, but we fight for our values!

shoot them with my gun

next question

...

Who's this guy m8?

Perhaps both

He's our hero. Ran towards the terrorists when they we're stabbing a man and threw baskets towards on them.

youtu.be/7RuFGkqYAL4

thesun.co.uk/news/3720097/london-bridge-terror-attack-hero-fight-off-terrorists/

>heh nothin personnell

you wouldn't have the balls, burger.

my balls are yuge
im talking massive
probably the biggest you would ever see
what kind of question is that?
you are fake news
serbia? is that even a real country?

13 rounds of .380/3=4 rounds each, with one left over

Meh, most people on Sup Forums wouldn't, because they're tough only here, they don't really leave their safe room with internet connection.
We have a saying here "The dog that barks, doesn't bite"

>we
collectivist scum

>We have a saying here

i believe that everyone does have that.
Pas koji laje, ne ujeda.

>staying this close

What a bounch a faggots.

Ok ok, I got it, we all have it. Fuck!

Technically we are a NatSoc collective.

>Technically we are a NatSoc collective.
technically you are a faggot trying to speak for other anonymous internet users

A true Brit never runs without his pint m8. Who cares about countrymen getting stabbed.

Anonymous is a collective, keep in mind that's us. And yes, sometimes we do speak for each other, that's the point, we're red pilling others into our group so we don't die out into a minority, but it seems you've turned grimey over long periods of browsing this board, I just had 3 cups of coffee, I'm gonna enjoy myself, and outwit your retarded ass.

Lurk more faggot.

I'll just keep my calm, stay still and blend in with camouflage. Surely they'll notice I'm one of them.

>us
>we

>self identifying as a socialist
>telling someone to lurk more

you are the one who is the ball licker

Clearly, I'm not a homosexual, you're just a shitposter troll. Who browses this board not to engage political discussion, but to call centrists and NatSocs gay for not being as stupid as you. Go back to your safe space, we don't want you faggot.

*unzips glock*

go back to geocities. your socalled "reply" reeks of newness and your perfect grammer and spelling doesnt help ur cause

>having a soft zipper case for your glock

Yeah bong, you remember the attack on the draw Mohammed contest in Texas? Because that's exactly how it went down

That's it? No ad hominem attacks? I took your bait, I expected you to keep acting retarded, I'm surprised you pointed out my act(,not). You're analyzing me now, and trying to assert yourself as more intelligent, and intelligence is not a dick measuring tool, it's a method to advance the means of reproduction and human life expectancy, and especially the discovery and exploration of scientific endeavors . You're a shill, and a corruptor, and no one should listen to your lies, consider yourself saged, faggot.

>ad hominem
keep using big words and ill show you whose big

Hitler did nothing wrong, just ask JFK.

>ask JFK
how do you ask a dead man a question fucking retard

It's a joke. You're salty af

>joke
keep ur day job kiddo

>tfw Ambulance crews, the ones actually saving the lives never get a mention

shoot them

They are fighting honor duels in the streets, the only difference between it and what all our countries used to do is the style of the blade.