Be American

>Be American
>get life sentence (not possibility of parole until he is 71 years old) for beating up your porn star girlfriend who cheated on you

AMERICA YES

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>War Machine

more like take it up the butt machine

>girlfriend is a literal whore for a living
>get mad when she's a whore

How big of a retard can this guy be?

Beating women under any circumstances is nigger/muslim tier anyways.

Somehow I doubt he will get raped in prison. Only chomos get raped, or stupid people that are easily taken advantage of.

>porn star
>cheated
How could this happen?

Eh, he's a beaner

>tatto on neck
Just kill him

Didn't he get lucky she's not dead from what he did to get?

Could have sworn this happened like 5 years ago. Feels like the mandela effect.

There's always someone bigger and badder in prison m8.

>or beating up your porn star girlfriend
quit being an illiterate nigger
he was convicted of 32 violent felonies including kidnapping and rape not including he had a rap sheet of prior felonies and prison time

Oh no, a retard just went to jail. What's this world coming to?

>beaner
>neck tattoo
>professional degenerate
>beats up professional degenerate girlfriend for being a degenerate
nothing of value was lost.

I was in HMP Wakefield for five years and there was a guy in there who murdered and molested his daughter, along with raping his wife and son, after he got back from Afghanistan.

He was left well alone by all the plastic gangsters. This guy will be the same. No one is going to try it on with him.

I have to say though he can't have been trying that hard if she managed to run away

>I was in HMP Wakefield for five years
What were you in for?

>Koppenhaver
He's a kraut beaner.

Racially aggravated assault, GBH and attempted murder, later overturned.

Beaner-schnitzel

so basically both did their jobs ?

Should have just killed her, not like it would have been a different sentence.

He was a professional MMA fighter. I'm sure he's capable of holding his own.

My thoughts exactly.

Good. He also murdered his father.

I bricked a paki once, luckily never got caught.
Probably would have been GBH I'm guessing.
And MI5, in case you're watching, this is fiction.

Who cares what happens to non whites

>date porn star
>be insanely jealous
>can't stop fapping to her porn though
>have meltdown
>try to kill her to free yourself from this horrible cycle

Should change his name to Prison Industrial Complex

And they automatically want to rape every dude they see?

:^)

That would be even more of a reason why he'd be targeted in prison. Tons of people will see him as an easy target to prove themselves.

not without proper nutrition and steroids and training.

Top kek

>stupid people that are easily taken advantage of
Sounds like Quarrel Contraption.

He had a long criminal record.

Rekt.

FFS, it was a vicious beating and the guy is a cunt anyway. Why support this asshole? I mean, who cares? This crap belongs over on

>porn star cheated on him
What the fuck did he expect?

Exactly.
Fucking Jizz drinking machine

He's a nigger,s o good riddance.... but a life sentence seems insanely harsh.

Shithead criminals can get

He'd dismantle anyone in any US prison at the moment unless there are any other professional fighters in there.

That's great. What a fucking retard.

Against one person, yes. Two or more? MMA is useless. Watch any MMA fight, watch how the person putting the other dude in locks on the ground is exposed as fuck if there was another guy there.

He's too thick to dismantle a shank, and besides once he drops that soap, he's a goner anyway

He probably made a really bad impression on the judge and jury. If he looked respectable in court (pretty impossible with a neck tattoo) and I was on the jury, I'd say beating up a whore is a fair game.
do these white knights think women are some separate species or something?

>gets shanked

more like toilet wine machine. ayyyyooo toilet wine machine make me a bottle nigga

This

>Implying there aren't gangs in prisons

nOT weighing 170pounds (78kg) , he wont LOL

this.
He had a long criminal history.

I remember that.

He won't do shit if he's rushed by several guys with shanks.

I find Christy Mack so hot, gonna fap to her now

kek, he's not Jon Jones he's a fucking no-name who fought in amateur mma leagues for pocket change. Being a professional fighter doesn't give you fucking superpowers you nerd.

He's an absolute retard and a nigger tier piece of shit.

With his past infractions he deserved a harsh sentence. Having said that, life is ridiculous. There's a guy in Australia who murdered an entire family with an axe on drugs, and "violated" the corpses of the mother and daughter, whatever that mean, probably sex, and that piece of shit that deserves to have his throat cut and be dumped in a gutter only got 22 fucking years.

His prison name will be Cock Machine.

Tattoos ruin it, can't even get hard looking at this skank.

yeah, do all that bullshit against 2-3 guys with sharp shanks.

Like it or not, he's a lethal weapon.

What?

Disgusting degenerate.

Wait? Mandela is free???

It's got to be at least a couple of years ago..

I remember a few years ago this guy beat the shit out of a bunch of people or something like that.

Real name is

>Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver

>MOOOOOM, MAKE HIM BE A BEANER

No seriously, is he a kike?

You mean Conflict Apparatus?

>He probably made a really bad impression on the judge and jury
he was literally blowing kisses at the prosecutor during the description and testimony of the rape
the judge had to address him to stop doing this shit
he dug his own grave

nydailynews.com/news/national/accused-rapist-blows-kiss-prosecutor-court-article-1.2445065

I don't think War Machine will have any issues in prison

>American

Non-whites can't be Americans. See the Dred Scott decision.

Or dutch?

Last name sounds dutch

Watch his Rogancast episode.
Dude had a fucked up life. Feel bad for him a bit. If someone pulled him aside and redpilled him early he could have found peace and avoided all this pornstar gf nonsense.

kek

Did you see him at sentencing? He looks skinny as fuck. That said he's still a trained martial artist

efukt.com/21961_Random_Guys_Try_to_Fuck_a_Pornstar.html

Here's some men trying to fuck her.

I suspect they fail on purpose though as part of the act. They've obviously been certified as clear of STDs free beforehand.

Don't they do some boxing though? I've been in a 1v2 situation and I was fine because I didn't go for locks, just quick jabs to soft points. If you have room around you, nobody is going to touch you.

In prison he won't get roids but he still will have his retarded attitude. It's just a matter of time before he pisses off a wrong guy.

she didn't look that bad before she cut off her hair and got implants.

>being a beta fuck that takes it up the ass

White man tier
And you wonder why they are kiling teafags in London.

especially when he becomes tyrones fuck doll.

>Dred Scott decision
SAVED

masturbation is terrible for you.

It didn't help pic related. No man alive can hold down a mob of angry prison nig nogs alone.

It was practically attempted murder on two people don't forget he also destroyed the guy who was with Mack.
Add his past and there ya go.

he already tried to commit suicide once and failed:

jezebel.com/war-machine-on-jail-suicide-attempt-i-bitched-out-way-1656658428

he will end up an hero like aaron hernandez

You forgot to archive that
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This senpai. A whore is gonna whore.

...

he would have actually got less time if he killed her.

I agree teacup

How is not assaulting a woman beta cuck tier?

He cucked himself in the 1st place when he dated a fucking literal whore lmao.

no, i didn't. don't make me destroy your website and dox the fuck out of you

nah mate, she did a video or two where she had shoulder length black hair. she didn't look that bad.

He should have beaten her in Sweden.
He would be out in 2 months

Shame about how things turned out for old War Machine. He seemed like a stand up guy.

Is prison in the US really that tough?

It thought it was only san quentin and oz.

>Didn't he get lucky she's not dead from what he did to get?

Why would he be lucky? He got life in prison. If she was dead she wouldn't have testified and he might have gotten substantially less time

Only if he converted to Islam while in prison.

why would you want to fuck a dudes shitty hairy ass that 30 niggers have already jizzed inside

Kek. He will probably have his own decent looking tranny.

>They've obviously been certified as clear of STDs free beforehand.

Good for them for failing then lol

>My injuries include 18 broken bones around my eyes, my nose is broken in 2 places, I am missing teeth and several more are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speech is slurred from my swelling and lack of teeth. I have a fractured rib and severely ruptured liver from a kick to my side. My leg is so badly injured I have not been able to walk on my own. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got from my kitchen. He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear, and head. He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife. After some time, the knife broke off of the handle and continued to threaten me with the blade. I believed I was going to die. He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly.
>He took my phone and cancelled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one would worry about my whereabouts. He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard.

nah