Michael Moore already being trolled with his faggy Trumpilekas

>Fat ass asked people to "leak" him dirty Trump info. michaelmoore.com/TrumpiLeaks/

>The obvious ensues.

>Pic related

GET ON THIS YOU LAZY FUCKS

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>michaelmoore com/TrumpiLeaks
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Heh

Heh

This is mine

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>tfw the clintons murder you for this

You guys need to try harder. schedule meetings, arrange to talk at later times for security reasons. etc, you need to really lead this fat ass on, make him think he's on the verge of a big breakthrough or something.

They've reopened the Clinton investigation. Winner printed out classified information and gave it to people without clearance -- Clinton had Huma Abedin and her fucking maid print out classified material. Winner will get life in prison, they will use Winner's case to bury Clinton.

omg. THIS. "Michael i can't give you my name, but I am a russian american "nobody," without telling anyone we spoke, I can arrange a safe line for me to you in approximately 5 hours. I have important information regarding Trump and his connection to a "friend" of mine. Can you make yourself available?"

Someone send him leaks on diets.

Judging by his preferred and chosen body type, Atkins would work fine.

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yeah, i want to see him chase down stories that are similar to pissgate

>robbery gone wrong
>implying robbers would steal his wallet, phone, and watch after the robbery goes wrong so they could be easily arrested for murder

Is this the "proof" Sup Forumstards have been clinging on to for so many shitposts?

Bad cover, the libs won't expect a russian spy to leak, they'd expect CIA/FBI to leak (because they've built up this baloney narrative that the FBI has evidence on Trump)

Which is utterly hypocritical, since during the elections the libs were harping on Trump for congratulating the hacker who leaked DNC corruption.

We should pull the same game on them publicly, make it seem like they are encouraging breaches in US security. Which is exactly what they are doing. Isn't that illegal btw?

His WalkWithMe page on the site has a paragraph about how he doesn't want to lose weight and complains about skinny people just wanting fat ppl to look like them.

How does a robbery go wrong if u never were ready to kill him in the first place?

This. Don't overcook it or he'll just shut the whole thing down before we get him with something REALLY juicy.

Hell, let's go whole hog and see if we can get him to do something he might actually get charged with like agreeing to commit espionage or something.

that's a good one sire

would Michael lose weight or his mind first?

>two niggers didn't want to kill a drunk manlet, but he overpowered them and forced them to use the gun.
>taking the money from the wallet and dumping it in a landfill somewhere is too complex for niggers, but they are smart enough not to take the thing they came for in the first place lest it incriminate them.

I like the way you're thinking but don't you think it would be even better to go with something that's not on the radar. Like maybe string him on with Arab leaks. Something that ties him into a longterm relationship with the Saudi Royal family for example.

someone tell him that if he fucking loses one pound of fat, his whole family will be raped. tell him he MUST gain at least twenty pounds by christmas to be in the clear himself, that there are people who cannot sexually control themselves around him.

This is gold. bump

This is a thinly veiled ad for his le drumpf film, will be fun to watch him flush his career down the shitter mind you. How can you spend an hour and half embellishing unsubstantiated claims?

Fucking ten thousand Keks

I just sent him a picture of muh dick.

I fucking hope so but they dont need a precident to jail Hillary

We should get Sup Forums on this also.

The robbery goes wrong because home invaders don't go into your house with the purpose of killing people, they go after your goods.

A 'simple' crime with a relatively low sentence then escalates into a 25 to life sentence.

>implying home invaders go after people's wallets

Moreover, since you're claiming they were stupid, it makes sense they panicked out after killing the guy and all they did was run away from the crime scene.

>poltard internet detective theories are hanging onto a thin thread sustained by a nigger's intelligence

Those sure seem like some mad detective skills

Did my part faggots

6/10 needs a smoother transition from serious to troll we need to waste his time remeber?

I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in New York the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen ice cream tubs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the tub and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

10/10

>giving this fat kike attention
Now here comes the cycle WAHH antisemites trolling me I'm a victim WAHH

Except they robbed him out side alone and didn't even take the bills in his wallet.....

If you dident already prepare for the possibility you were going to kill him you would not put bullets in the gun and it would not even be armed robbery to go along with ur cuck logic of a smart criminal. This undebatable

You keep calling it home invaders....

Guess I'll dust off this one.

I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

its been a while

Did Michael Moore ever let those refugees move in to his spare bedrooms?

Maybe they thought they were ready to kill him but in reality they were not? Maybe they didn't kill anyone before so they got panicked as soon as he got shot?

Like I said, this entire conspiracy theory is loosely hanging onto a very thin thread on assumptions about the intelligence of niggers, paired with your biases against the DNC.

It's bullshit and make-believe, of course no one raises an ounce of skepticism because you're all hardcore trumpfags

>be DNC staffer beaner and friend
>podestia the molesta emails about making an example of DNC leaker
>robbing DNC leaker at gunpoint
>excecute them instead and don't take anything
>fuckup big-time, DNC leaker lives to redpill everyone at the hospital
>die the next day in a car accident eith your accomplice
Its actually the most shitty nigger tier crime I can't believe these stupid faggots are the organized crime puppets for the alphabets what a bunch of incompetent goobers.

Yes. He ate them

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You mean your entire logic and attempt at side step was just btfo and now your crying about bias.....

You fucking thought they were home invaders for Christ sake

Hahahaahhahha

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Well well, looks like operation Diet Coke has begun
COMMENCE THE KEKS

sent this to him to do my part.

Isn't a home invader the same as a robber? How was I BTFO dumbass?

Your entire conspiracy theory hangs from assumptions about a nigger's intelligence, lmao.

Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. Meanwhile my face carries the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.

You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.
I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

Me and my friends in the FSB have just printed out your message. We're gonna hang it above the fireplace so that it can bring us endless laughs. Not that you would understand what having friends is like. As I write this post, while composing my latest novel in the background [did I mention I'm a prize-winning author? and you're what? a diabetic "film" maker? hahaha], it occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it.

You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Now he gone! Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of your phone as soon as I post this.

[ ] Putin gon give it to ya
[ ] Putin is giving it to ya
[X] Putin gave it to ya


[X] Hacked
[ ] Not hacked

true if not untrue

A home invader is not the same cuck some robbers never invade homes... You literally called these specific robbers invaders multiple times.... Mine as well call them hitmen since it's the same as a murderer

Your immediate skepticism obviously without knowing the story is proof your the only one bias here lol

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As James Comey put it, they saw no evidence of ill.intent.

>Isn't a home invader the same as a robber?
only if you are at home. seth rich was on the street when he was robbed how was his home invaded?

Is he really taking leaks through a fucking cellphone network? As if the DHS/NSA/FBI/CIA/etc. aren't going to be able to easily track that shit?

What an absolute mong. Anyone with a working brain would just use WikiLeaks due to their professionalism and pedigree.

>vase of broccoli

I think I may have shat myself

Tacit man.

>Your entire conspiracy theory hangs from assumptions about a nigger's intelligence, lmao.
then why was every single white murder in that area solved, exvept seth rich? it wasnt niggers, nigger

I think the people who post that shit have never killed someone before. The first time a person kills someone you never know what they're going to do after.
In my first firefight I fucking fired my entire magazine at some hadji and didn't move for cover, didn't reload, just stood there until my fire team leader pulled me to cover.
People do strange shit and maybe the robber forgot to rob after he killed him. It's 100% feasible in my mind.

someone send him this pic.

I like Michael Moore now.

kek
double 44's confirm

Great, now all the Libtards know about Protonmail.

Why is everything cool eventually found by hipsters? Now what do I use?

I just texted him what should I say any ideas

great deal on slimfast

ask him if he's just bulking

Here is what one of you does you motherfuckers
>have information
>work with trump
>shoop pictures of you with bannon as evidence
>afraid to disclose
>I need to meet in person, I understand that you cant trust me yet, what can I do
>how about I dead drop the information at xxyy, ill be driving xxyy
>fuckin burn your car down and flee near the site
>let libshits flip out
>"who is this guy"
>then you show up
>get media spot
>"who are you"
>explain seth rich story, details, etc, without saying seth rich
>go into conspiracy about why "they" want you dead
>"who am i? I am seth rich"

tell him that trump and the russians are trying to hack your vibrating anal plug with Morse code.

>h-he told me i-it was gon-na be h-hyuge

MOS faggot?

68w here

Are you surprised???
>Hillary had her server in a closet off the bathroom, wide open access to anyone...
>DNC Podesta phished, gave up access to DNC servers...
These are glorious times to live in...

Who has the one where trump throws Obama's doll, soaked in FSB hooker urine, from Trump tower into a moving dump truck?

2111

>hrc & fecal
do share

"Infetterence" is a perfectly cromulent word.

we should make it a physical goosechase, like "i am stationed outside of tokyo and can only meet in person because my employers monitor everything. meet me at the bagel shop outside tokyo international airport at 8pm"

this one makes me laugh so hard I snort

why hasn't anyone mentioned this yet?

michaelmoore.com/trumpileaks

400mb image of himself? any ideas?

I have verified that Monk Logic is sound
>michaelmoore com/trumpileaks
archive.is/w8M1I

yes.

>"This story is almost too much to believe"
>"What is your name young man?"
>Who am I?
>It's not about who I am now but who I was
>and who I no longer am
>the man that I used to be and am no longer
>"What do you mean? What was his name-this man you speak of?"
>His Name Was Seth Rich
>smupgpepe.jpg

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this

lmao ok I'm gunna do one said here still thinking though. yes I am a samsung fag

bamp

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Thank you for service in removing Kebab Anons

You're the hero we need.

wtf is this psychic gestalt cult shit
I swear Americans thanking soldiers is on the same level as Nazis in film thanking the fuhrer

Is this a thing else where in the world?
Is my country crazy for not heiling the flag every morning?
Is my country batshit for not getting on our knees and wailing "NOT WORTHY" whenever a soldier walks in the room?

Fucking hell. I hope I never get sent to the US on training deployment or some shit if they actually treat soldiers like this.

Troll the fuck out of that fat faggot lol
shit like this is why I keep coming back to Sup Forums

Tell him you're an insider with a leaked conversation between Trump and Putin, then send him this
youtu.be/KjAF7D4l91M

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heh

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Could it be possible to convince him that the Bogdanoff twins are using trump as a puppet moore is already at the point of believing/blaming everything

furry gay porn
nazi shyt
some enormous file of Trump
a dick image folder

Almost everyone in America has relatives or friends or well-liked relatives of friends in a military branch. Outside of the Coastal Cuck Containment Centers most people are quite patriotic.
To your other questions, only in places where people actually like their country, yes, and I wasn't aware you had a military, I just assumed you bent over and took whatever anyone was going to give.

>hillary clinton emails are leaked
>DNC dies in "robbery gone wrong"
>shortly after Julian Assange heavily implies Seth was the leaker
>turns Seth died in the hospital
>cops with cameras are there but footage goes missing
>pic related happens

OH I'M SURE IT WAS ALL A COINCIDENCE