Bill Burr literally spends an entire bit complaining why we don't care about Stalin or Mao's kills, only Hitler's, yet he's still super liberal/brainwashed/good goy.
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How can someone be so close to the redpilled truth, yet completely oblivious to it?
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One by one your heroes continue to fall, he married a black woman and impregnated her
you don't have a career in entertainment if you take the pill whole
He's definitely redpilled, he's a sneaky motherfuck.
He's a comedian.
Daniel Tosh pretends to be a sexist faggot because it gets laughs.
He says over and over that he doesn't really give a shit about politics and he's too dumb to understand half of it anyway, and I believe him.
Damn funny motherfucker though
marrying that disgusting negress is the ultimate blackpill, no pun intendee.
she represents everything he ranted and raved his entire career, but in the end he didnt want to die alone and accepted the fact that the best pussy he could get is that of a SJW baboon.
and yes, she really is that bad. really listen to her
that bit shows he is redpilled about the jews
he talks about being a conspiratard, anyone who delves into that knows about the jews
but he has a nigress for a wife so he cannot go full 1488
Hes becoming a total SJW faggot now, there isn't a podcast that goes by without him talking about white privilege
His latest theory: white kids steal cars just as much as blacks and mexicans
He's always been a nig apologist. I listened to an old podcast/radio-show where he just refused to grant that nigger crime wasn't just because they were poor (regardless that other poor races don't do as much crime).
Marrying a nigger was the worst mistake he ever made.
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Ugly as fuck, whiny feminist.
>Bill Burr literally spends an entire bit complaining why we don't care about Stalin or Mao's kills, only Hitler's,
And?
Russian shill alert.
Even the south park creators are liberal at heart.
Matt Stone said he believes in political correctness to a degree, despite spending an entire season mocking it.
WOW REALLY
JEWS
LIBERAL
????
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>FUuuck
She is dumb as fuck
I'm telling you, she will end with a bullet in her head and bill in prison.
The why of that is a thread that leads to (((them))).
He looks fucking dead inside those eyes. His soul has checked out and he's just let Nia take over like a human parasite... or maybe they're really in love and they're actually quite happy in life... I really can't tell.
Holy shit thats so bad.
My theory is Bill hates his dad so much he married a black woman to get back at him.
I'm sure it's an act and they both know it's an act so they babble around like idiots. Bill is in this situation in no way better then the nigress, they are both fucking idiots.
>Hey everyone, Bill Burr here.
>Women...aahh..women are...theyre just crazy, y'know? You could do everything PERFECTLY and she'd still find a reason to BITCH at you y'know? Oh its BRUTAL.
>But aahh..but I think I FINALLY found the solution to this aahh..problem. Hahaha.
>Yeah so aaahh here's what you fellas out there..you..FELLAS hahah aaahh..young guys out there need to know right?
>Just do everything she tells you to..just do it. EVERYTHING. TO PERFECTION.
>It's literally the ONLY way she doesnt have a foot to stand on when she COMES AT YA in that "ready to bitch the will to live outta ya" mood, y'know?
>I mean, yeah, alright, obviously she's gonna come up with SOMETHING to bitch about y'know fucking OBVIOUSLY aaahh..
>But then you get to be all like "but honey, I did everything you asked for to perfection why are you upset?"
>AND THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU GOT'ER. WHAT COULD SHE FUCKING SAY? WHAT. COULD. SHE. FUCKING. SAY.
>"I literally did everything you asked for, the way you asked for, in the timeframe you asked for, so what're ya gonna say? HUH?"
>FUCKING NOTHING "HONEY". YEAH. Hahahahah. THATS what a REAL man does, thats how a REAL MAN OPERATES y'know.
>YOU NEED TO STRATEGIZE hahah is tha even a word? anyway YOU NEED TO OUTSMART THE ENEMY hahahah. Y' KNOW?
Damn son, you nailed him there.
He fell victim to the epidemic of gold digging whores.
>Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen
>still taking a vaudeville act seriously
is he so close he can't see, or so close he can't say?
I love bill, I think he's just slightly psycho and needs a black woman to pretend he is capable of love and acceptance. It's a winning strategy. He'd come around our side if he was allowed to. Truth is that the average normie just can't accept the alt-right without a gradual learning process
>How can someone be so close to the redpilled truth, yet completely oblivious to it?
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BECAUSE HE BELIEVES IN THE HOLOHOAX AND THAT'S THE FIRST REDPILL OUT OF THE MATRIX?
DUHHH
Bill, like most comedians, is an extremely troubled man.
I like most of his comedy and his rants but he's part of the black community.
id bet my left nut that hes gonna sperg out soon and beat her senseless when hes drunk.
He just married her as a big fuck you to his father.
Burr is afraid of being blackballed in Hollywood. Ever since he tapped into the mainstream, he has gone full bluepill and married an SJW nigress.
It kind of sucks that brainlets need /ourguy/s to feel validated.
He married a nigress so I just ignore anything he has to say. I did not even read this thread t b h
And thus burrposting was born.
Bill bur should be redpilled as fuck. but he hides his power level, married a black woman for ultimate immunity, and now gives out slow gradual red pills to avoid being ground up by the ZOG
haha so sneaky!
That's what I want to believe but I know it's not true
hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast
>loud moaning and fucking noises can be heard in the background
h-heheh c-can you hear these noises?..uuuuhh t-the lovely nia is watching a porn parody as a joke
HEY TURN IT DOWN IN THERE
>an angry nigger replies
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHYT BOI BEFO' AH BEAT YO'ASS
>bill sounds nervous
h-heheh...she's with an old friend, such jokers
>the fucking becomes so loud the voices can be heard clearly at this point
-OH YES FUCK ME TYRONE FUCK MA CHOCOLATE HOLEZ TILL AH BLEED NIGGUUUHH OOOOOHHHHH
OH FUCK YES TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN DIRTY HO TAKE DAT BIG BLACK DICK
-YES! YES TYRONE! FUCK ME LIKE THAT LIL WHYT BOI NEVER EVER COULD
>bill sounds nervous and embarrassed to death
h-h-haha t-theyre playing a joke on me, those bastards
>the nigga is about to climax
-OH YEAH! OH GODDAMN ITS COMING YOU HO MAFFUGIN CUMMIN
NOT IN ME NIGGUH GO AND CUM ON DAT LIL CRACKAZ BALD ROUND PATHETIC FUCKIN HEAD
>rushed steps are heard, the door in bills room opens in a hurry
-OOOHH YEAH OH FUG YEAH TAKE IT LIL GINGER BOI FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUMMING ON MY FUCKING HEAD?? WHAT THE F U C K STOP SHIT SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH GODDAMIT
-ooooh...oooh yeah, ooh fuck, relax lil nigguh s'all ovah now.. u a good lil soldier
>bill can be heard whipping his head and begging the nigger to go
h-h-h-heheh...aaaahhhh...t-the lovely nia and her crazy pranks everyone!
He is redpilled. Even Talked about the fed and Rothschilds.
If by "white kids" steal cars you mean "white kids' fathers own car dealerships and give them cars," you'd be right because you'd be describing me.
Are you sure that that theory is not what they call in the business a "joke," and that part of the humor isn't in the uneasiness we all feel because we know it's not actually true?
I tried to join the alt-right, but i failed the cock sucking faggot test. That and i struck back, when some anti-fash went for the smash . So Richard Spencer cried then kicked me out
>be one of the most famous comedians currently working
>have your career begin to take off
>earn millions of dollars
>not good looking like Dane Cook, but not fat and ugly like Louis Cuck K
>be able to easily pull a 10/10 at
>instead marry a literal Leslie Jones tier baboon
I kinda feel bad for him in a way. He's a millionaire comedian with limitless career potential in front of him, and I don't envy his life in any way because I come home to a 9/10 conservative white qt every night and my children actually look like me.
>things that comedians say because they think it's funny
>things comedians believe
pick one, he said it because it was funny, he's not trying to start a fucking revolution you twat.
He has to pay the toll already
ahahahahahahaha, is this copy pasta or did you just came up with this? If you did, it's fucking brilliant!
its Sup Forums pasta
have some more
>Hey bill lets go out to eat tonight
Sure nia, anything specific in mind?
>..I know a nice little place in chinatown, its great
Sure honey, sounds good
*They arrive at the restaurant and sit*
So, what should we order baby?
>Leave that to me babe, I know the chef, let me go give him our order personally
*Food arrives-nia doesnt even touch hers she just stares at bill with a weird smirk on her face*
Mmm baby, this is fucking good
>You like it bill?
Yeah I really like it
>Do you love it bill?
Oh I love it alright but uuuhh..why do you keep starring at me like that..?
>Finish your food bill.
......
Nia...w-what's in this..?
>FINISH YOUR MEAL, BILL.
Nia. NIA! NIA WHAT'S IN THIS NIA?
>oh, I think you know billy boy
OH GOD!
*starts throwing up*
OH GOD NO
*sobbing*
CLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*nia laughs hysterically*
LMAO, both are fucking great and totally deserved.
Thanks Greek m8 for posting them.
this broke my heart a little
I have tons of em
The only countries that find them funny are eastern european ones for some reason
Hey guys Bill Burr here with the monday morning podcast uuh..lets start by reading some emails
"Hey there Billy Redface I just found out my gf of 14 years (who is African-American btw) has cheated on me on numerous occasions..When I confronted her about it she flipped out, started screaming about how it was payback for slavery..What should I do?"
Oh jeez man..well, in my opinion
>Door bursts down and Nia shows up furious
IN YO' OPINION WUT, NIQUH? WHITE DEVIL GOT WUT WUZ COMIN TO HIM
YOU GOT SUMN' TO SAY 'BOUT IT NIQUH??
YOU GOT SUM 'ADVICE' T'GIVE?? LES HEAR IT NIQUH
OOHH HEY the lovely Nia everyone heheh, ofcourse youre right honey look at my skin im the DEVIL obviously please dont beat m-UUUHH eeh I mean please dont be mad baby
I find it funny because I read it in his voice, this one kinda sucks, but the first part is amazing if your imagine him fucking up his reading
Hey nia, tha guy called again
>WHAT GUY HO
T-the one who insists referring to himself as "nia's baby daddy"? W-whats up with that?
>NONE O'YO GODDAMN MUFUGIN HONKEY BIZNES DATS WUS UP WIT DAT BIATCH WUT YOU WANNA GO? STANDIN RIGHT HEAH NIGUH CMON WUT BRING ET
OK OK IM SORRY jeez I love you
I fucking love them. Some user did a vocaroo of one of them and it was the toppest of keks. If you can find it post it here
Bill burr grenn text posts are my favorite.
i like the editing on this, makes him look like a live action moonman
>This is a married couple speaking to each other
I would vet my dates with questions like this really early on, if they reacted in this fashion i'd discard them straight away. I can't devote my entire life to someone that constantly wants to talk down at me.
He has an active deals with netflix, so thats not a shock. Its the economical decision for him at this stage in his career.
Bluepilled on race, but hes pretty libertarian in every other way. His podcasts give a much better picture of his politics.
>Some user did a vocaroo of one of them
Fuck, havent heard that
Heheh, soo..women huh? hahah...women..theyre, theyre..theyre just crazy y'know?
The other day for example, I was at the grocery st-
>Nia storms the stage in her robe without wearing her wig and furiously starts beating the shit out of bill
YOU DIN DO THE DISHES NIQUH
IM HOME ALONE ALL DAY WITCH'O FUCKIN BABY AN IM BORED NIQUH
YO' JOKES PANDER TO PROBLEMATIC SCUMBAGS NIQUH
CHECK YO' WHITE PRIVILEGE NIQUH
*spits out a mouthful of blood*
>the lovely Nia everyone
Completely wrong. South park creators have stated before "we don't like republicans but we hate liberals". Have you even seen the movie they made "Team America?" this is literally the first scene..
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They're redpilled out the ass
God, growing up in Boston he's the ultimate whipped Irish boy oozing Catholic guilt. Has that perfect mix of depression and self loathing.
That was over 10 years ago. Their last season, media interviews and way of life speak volumes about their current political views.
nahhh, you can't un-digest the redpill
FOUND IT
How can he find a bald chimp marriage material. Boggles my mind
Burr took the redpill long time ago, but then he realized that its not worth it and started to shove gigantic bluepill up his ass.
he also makes a show about an abusive "old school" husband slowly seeing the light, only to have his testicles in a fucking vice IRL by his real wife who's a massive cunt and probably beats him.
Shut up potato nigger it's just a reminder that we're getting ass raped in the culture war.
Fucking lol, you've got his mannerisms spot on
because thinking that Stalin or Mao to be bad means to be
>super liberal/brainwashed/good goy.
He's shit
Billposting is my favorite new meme
Probably? There's a podcasts where Bill said that she closed-fist punched him in the face.
>t. Elie semoun and gad elmaleh fan
>it's a Nia puts on Bill mask and beats the baby when he is away episode
Bill admits he ain't smart and just says it how he sees it. Like as a pothead the shit hes said about weed has gotten me triggered but then i remember he's a comedian and a fucking funny one. So who cares what he thinks, he's right on a lot of shit anyway. You kinda gotta have a fuck everything and fuck you attitude anyway.
he's probably the definition of a moderate liberal if one exists. he's pretty normie-reasonable about most things.
it helps to be a 40+ white male. it's basic science at that point.
There's some local DJs here that are "raging, staunch" liberals that complain about college safe spaces and BLM type of action against whites.
The fire rises.
>he married a black woman and impregnated her
Nia also made him give away his dog Cleo
This cunt is ruining him, it's hilarious to see him get used and abused like this by the sheboon tbqh
When she divorces him I'll start listening to him again, since I expect some good material from the fallout
Obviously the latter.
Maybe his life was too good to be a comedian. He had to fuck it up so he could suffer more for his art. I'm sure he'll have endless material now.
Can we spam his inbox with white husbands being abused by their black wives emails?
oh this thread again
bill burr is funny, yes he doesnt like trump get over it. stop posting every time you get triggered you flake
This please.
Damn, is this for real? If they're not pretending for comedic effect, then that's one shitty relationship, hope he leaves her soon
>hope he leaves her soon
It'd be funnier if she divorced him and took half his stuff desu
What he gave away Cleo when why? Hate that bitch (the sheboon not the dog).
>when why?
Nia made him get rid of the dog, "didn't want a pitbull around a baby"
Absolute cunt right there
He says he's on the internet a lot, and he watches tons of Youtube videos. My guess is he knows a lot more than he lets on, but he won't risk his career in Jewywood.
"I just want to know what Hitler said. All I've ever heard is him yelling, but what did he say?"
TOp tier comedy. Fucking top tier.
>get bored
>marry a nigger to piss off your dad
What a fucking legend topkek
>The kid isnt his. Its black as fuck, at least 5 shades blacker than Nia even. Thats why they dont show it to anyone. Nia cheated on Bill with the nigger from that ""movie"" she had a "part" in last year. Its on vimeo and the dates check out.
>I also know for a fact, when the baby was born Bill started making slight mentions for a paternity test, at which point Nia flipped the fuck out and ousted him from his own house. That was 2 weeks after the baby was born. Bill was living in a hotel for 5 days, eventually Nia's brother convinced him that the baby is super black because of some of their super black ancestors. Bullshit of course, but Bill desperately needs the lie. Especially when Nia's brother straight up told him that she would sooner file for divorce than let the baby have a paternity test. So, he apologized to her, swore he would drop the paternity test mentions and she took him back. I feel so fucking bad about the guy, I wish I never learned any of this shit.
>so you guys ever lynched your own dog?
>oh, it's BRUTAL
>I also know for a fact, when the baby was born Bill started making slight mentions for a paternity test, at which point Nia flipped the fuck out and ousted him from his own house. That was 2 weeks after the baby was born. Bill was living in a hotel for 5 days, eventually Nia's brother convinced him that the baby is super black because of some of their super black ancestors. Bullshit of course, but Bill desperately needs the lie. Especially when Nia's brother straight up told him that she would sooner file for divorce than let the baby have a paternity test. So, he apologized to her, swore he would drop the paternity test mentions and she took him back. I feel so fucking bad about the guy, I wish I never learned any of this shit.
top kek
She actually sounds pretty cool desu. I'd be happy to land a wife as funny and as motherly as her lads...
BLACKED
Didn't he have a joke where the basic premise was, "how the fuck can a woman make you sleep on the couch?" and now his ape gf kicks him out of his house hahahah... beyond cucked
This is like the tenth time I read this but only now got it
More Burr pasta please
Nuanced shit like this is why I don't want kids or a wife.
The things you have to give up because of the hope that you are possibly doing the right thing for someone else.
But I can't judge this guy was likely super lonely with his millions and needed a companion. Can happen to the best of us. And in conclusion this is why women should not have rights. They make the rest of us miserable.
Source?
If that's true, no one should ever listen to another fucking word from this castrated faggot, holy shit
Just look at Mel Gibson
>pretends to be a faggot
Woaaah he's good !
Just imagine all the shit he's gonna unload on black women after his marriage inevitably ends in disaster