Brit/pol/ - Papers Edition

>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

>Actor Peter Sallis passes away peacefully at 89 surrounded by his family:
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40165443

>Police arrest 12 muslim fucking cunts in morning raids:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

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Vote Green

Anyone else counting ballots?

>Paper edition
>nearly 2pm

wat

Wales.

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>those headlines

Is the British public still this gullible or has the "make Corbyn look like a terrorist" meme backfired?

>not posting the superior version.

wales is lovely

Suns out again lads. Nice spot of rain done wonders for the lawn. Nice and green now. Makes me want to...

wank in the garden.

AHHJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sucks for her that none of them will turn out, again.

>tfw can't really stay up Thursday drinking Biere Especiale because you have to drive to London and probably be unlucky enough to get caught up in something.

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
Some user yesterday told us Abbott was going step down due to """health reasons""".

This the same insider that revealed to us the election announcement?

>35% 18-24 turnout

Shills are out in full force today, threads no longer comfy :(

If you see one defaced with a picture of Muhammad, it's mine.

Are we really only the 1% lads?

Sorry senpai, that was really problematic, bigoted, sexist and racist of me

This is the only other Owen Jones maymay that I have

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>Twitter at 11:59 when they realise it's going to be a Conservative landslide

BREAKING NEWS: Schools 'in lockdown' after female nursery worker is stabbed on busy London high street on her way to work by three girls 'shouting Allah will get you'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html

What's the absolute worst part of England?

>sexist
How
>abusive
How

I hate that tory cunt Guido, but in no way is it abusive or in particularly bad taste.

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>Britain Elects tweet
>No pollster named
>No date
>Faking tweets of fake polls to generate even a flicker of interest in your failed campaign

This is pathetic. Just give up.

She's right you know

>It's real

The absolute state of England.

I am you, but stronger

welcome to the Walsh Party

here's another one for ya.

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>misogynoir

That some new kind of speculative fiction or something?

London's Chinatown is pretty degenerate.
I walked through it at midnight when I was 15 and got offered cocaine and sex in the middle of the street within 5 minutes. No joke.

WHY IS SHE NOT MY GF RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT

These threads are moving too damn fast lads, I miss comfy daytime brit/pol/ with tried and tested Editions like 'Meal Deal edition' and 'God's Own Country edition'

Recent arrivals FUCK OFF

That Elsa? She almost looks cute.

Are you a /trans/ shitposter? I recognise the name.

Last big push I guess. Honestly why they care about the few dozen posters here I dont know

Legit worried about May overstepping her mark with these internet regulations, I feel the UK is going to be china-tier soon.

Who NEET Tory voter here?

the only way to reclaim brit/pol/ from the reddit and facebook hoards is to karenpost

>London
shocking

Haven't kept up with the memes in months, which is the "correct" vote?

I don't understand how a 40-odd-year-old mother of 3 can be so attractive.

It's a word that black feminists love to use

seems unlikely to happen, wont it just cost a shit load of time and money and no one will use it anyway?

It's the election.
Makes me pretty depressed lad, I just hope they leave after the 8th. Even debating whether or not Preusse has a vag was better than this.

>Wanting to fuck mentally challenged female gorillas is sexist and abusive

wat

I doubt even as many 18-24 year olds will turn out as they did for brexit, which was only 48% or some apalling shit. Whenever its a general election most don't want to know about it and this comes right off the bat of brexit, most don't care.

RIP CLEGG

I am

>Final interview with large firm tomorrow
>Wont get back to my flat until 8pm
>If I don't get the job I'll have to move back in with my parents

none of them

May has always been pro-surveillance/anti-privacy as is current home sec Amber Rudd.

Yet cucks will still vote for them because Britain is an inherently self-destructive country.

Were it just Abbott I'd probably say he was laying it on a bit too thick but it's not just her. Pic related.

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>Calling him by his real name, in full

Is this a not-so-subtle attempt to get people to harass him?

No but I'm a poll clerk.

Tories = 1984
Labour = Venezuela
UKIP = noble but pointless protest vote

enjoy

>SNP have lost Aberdeenshire, Edinburgh, and the borders
All that's left is the highlands, the rest of Scotland isn't worth saving

u fuck chav

:)))

None

Are we in for a high turnout lads? I fear labour will get more seats if so. The weather is light rain, so won't have much effect on turnout.unlike the flash floods in london during the EU Referendum.

>It starts raining
>Nobody under 24 votes as a result

Happened in London with Brexit, might happen again

Start buying mopeds.

They're not going to pursued anyone the day before either, it's just dumb.

ELSA IS CUTE!

UKIP should infiltrate the Tories, like Marxists did for Labour.

Even the Daily Mirror is centre-left at best and has always attked socialists like Corbyn. More so when owned by crooked Tory trojan horse, Robert Maxwell.

British women are bizarre, you can find attractive women in the strangest of places here and a ton of ugly women in the usual ones like clubs.

>jaded 50-something detective in the big city, days from retirement, goes on a mission to call all the women who ever scorned him cunts and cut in front of them in the line at starbucks

No. Turnout might even be down if a lot of labour voters in the north just stay home because of Corbyn.

how did he even take this one?
did he get his mum or someone to do it?
disgrace

>niggerlover with a pig nose is cute
nope

Labour shill please leave.

>the star
>right wing
>Literally has for socialism written on it.

>might

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Don't like her tats. Can't be cute and innocent with tats. Also she's a massive slag.

The ((((Murdoch)))) empire is truly desperate. They know Conservatives will take a beating tomorrow.

>ELSA IS CUTE!
octaroon

>Labour is the only real option to reduce immigration while not becoming an orwellian nightmare.

My lord the shit you must be smoking .We were doomed to become a police state the moment we let millions of Pakis is our country

I'd be surprised if turnout hit 70% and I'd be surprised if YOOF turnout hit 50%.

Labour will stack votes in the safest of safe seats and the tories will run away with a 60 seat majority.

I am absolutely dying to see what you look like in real life.

I could probably beat most sportswomen at their sport. Wouldn't do well with running though I'd be close (most male club runners could) and I could shrek any footballer or rugby player. Don't know if ladies play cricket but I could beat them at that too.

They look pump at tennis but some of them are clearly full of roids so I don't know

>amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'

Uh yeah anyone that friendly with the little red book thinks he ought to be in charge of divvying up what's what on the basis of "fairness."

lol

She isn't really that attractive in relative terms.

Pic related is 41 with 2 kids, for example. Izzy looks kinda dowdy with that silly cowlick.

I doubt she'd be able to get away with anything too extreme

I am, I unironically like my Tory MP plus there's an outside chance of Lib Dems having a shout and I want them to fuck off with their stupid leaflets that say nothing other than "Labour can't win lol and we hate Tories so vote for us!"

Based Staithes

That's bullshit unless your only definition of right and left is leave and remain. The Sun, Times, Daily STAR amd Express were all totally socialist and new labour. Tories also catch a lot more flak than new labour ever did, fuck the papers barely criticised Iraq at the outset, the immigration policies, Brown selling the gold reserves, the pensions crisis etc.

here's how this will work. you will turn up and fin d the waiting room. alongside you the following people will be there
>Emmelia - a pretty young thing, good degree from a power 5 uni, very polite, knows what to say
>Emma - a middle class girl with lank mousy hair and an M&S pantsuit. Will sit quietly in any group activities and occasionaly make a comment about whatever ITV prestige drama is current
>Em, a 49 year old black woman who used to work as a 'social worker' but since the cuts ended her state sponsored daycare she is now hunting diversity hires ad entry level positions to keep the lights on

you'll do the best in the interview. You won't get the job.

>Tumblr and Reddit will call Rain a Government Conspiracy
>This would never have happened if Teresa May hadn't privatised the Met Office

>t. I didn't actually read 1984 but I vaguely know what other people think it means

Tories = Singapore
Labour = Venezuela
UKIP = Kent
Lib Dems = Vatican city
Greens = Calais

what the fug :D

RIP the future of UK, if these stats are true

So is it all about to kick off in the middle east?

Milla will always make my dick tingle

Chances of May being gone post election? This campaign was set up for her to curbstomp Labour and secure a big majority, and she's been fucking hopeless. Wouldn't be surprised if she's pressured to step down after this, only question is, the replacements are likely even worse i.e Amber Rudd

Who /mummy/ here?

But a few of those right wing papers endorsed Labour

HMMMM

vote my boy Jeremy