£10 bet with my dad on a Tory majority what should I buy lads
Carson Young
What, with that 50p you will win back on it? A small packet of crisps?
Oliver King
D O N T _ V O T E
OR IF YOU MUST
S P O I L _ Y O U R _ B A L L O T
Luke Miller
read my post again senpai. the bet is with my dad, so we're not doing odds like the bookies. literally just if the Tories win a majority, he gives me a tenner.
Austin Adams
Oh right, I thought you meant both of you together put £10 on the Tories winning.
With £10 you could go to the cinema and forget about the state of Britain for about 2 hours.
Wyatt Price
nice try Jeremy
Jonathan Williams
Are there any good films on at the minute
Thomas Taylor
Alien Covenant was pretty good.
New pirates film is shit.
Anthony Kelly
this thread is taking a while to get rolling
David Lewis
Dont you think its a bit fucking ironic that you libshit cucks who were shilling for the remain vote on the basis that it would ruin the economy are quite happy to have the economy skullfucked by jeremy corbyn's manifesto promises?
Fucking pisses me off
DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO MAKES A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO FUCK DIANE ABBOTT
Daniel Howard
Very good point
Kayden Diaz
forget brexit, this is what matters
Jayden White
>48 hours until the Absolute STATE of The Guardian
someone posted the exact same text on the other thread. Here's your (You) for your efforts.
Ian White
With crowds like this, How can he lose?
Gavin Ward
>Period Poverty
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Brayden Brown
Period poverty, provide towels
Carson Gomez
>Let June be the end of Britain FTFY
Zachary Ramirez
Which synthetic was it at the end do you think? The obvious answer is that it was David, but in the first scene Walter was removing embryos from the cryo container for an unknown reason, they never explain this. My running theory is that the synthetic at the end WAS Walter after all, perhaps a twist for a later movie?
Lincoln Price
save are NHS
Ryan Jackson
Oh no, it's fully costed. They did this by writing down a number, then saying where they would get that number from. It didn't matter that the numbers had no basis in reality, it was fully costed.
Isaac Harris
>Fucking Slough going blue
What a time to be alive
Robert Parker
...
Joshua Parker
this is a photograph from a meetup of Reddit's /r/unitedkingdom
Blake Wright
Wow that makes her look insane
Eli Morgan
Labour shills out
Tyler Cruz
And once again they were "known to authorities"
and the plebs will still vote for the party thats been in gubermint for 7 years.
Carson Mitchell
>steve coogan what a faggot he's become
Jason Foster
£10 worth of Freddos
Isaac Collins
fucking kekles
Colton Moore
>look
Eli Kelly
Meanwhile UKIP is the only party with a decent Brexit policy but let's just hide that and pretend they care about passport colours.
Robert Nelson
>tits
wew
Kevin Roberts
well considering corbyn will delete this list as its racist im ok desu
Julian Wood
Is Pink some gay club?
Luis Davis
so about 0.1 of a freddo then
William Lopez
>but in the first scene Walter was removing embryos from the cryo container for an unknown reason, It was shown exactly why, he was just clearing out which fetuses had gone wrong, the one that he removed seemed to have aborted itself/deformed and Walter was just clearing it out.
Adam Hill
Just think Britain is fucked mate, you should emigrate while you can. The Tories will continue the policy of mass immigration.
Zachary Harris
SOME CHEEKY BASTARD IMPERSONATED SEAMUS MILNE AND EMAILED DIANE ABBOTT
Fuck me she really is qt now I look back. Fuck's sake Rightly, my willy's doing flips.
Leo Wright
>green party wants to stop nuclear energy
THE FUCKING MADMAN
Easton Ramirez
Tories record since they took over from Labour. 1) Reduced the £150b deficit to £50b 2) Record employment an extra 1,000,000 in work 3) Economy still growing 4) Cut income tax for ALL 5) An extra 4,000,000 pay no income tax at all 6) Given us a referendum on the EU which Labour never did despite their promises.
Labour has promised £150B extra spending only £50B in extra tax.... hmm
Parker Smith
For pretty good you mean "overly pretentious bollocks that couldn't decide if it was a serious scifi horror or a guns blazing action film"?
Chase Nelson
Whoever did this in 2015 you should do it again because it made me laugh like fuck. Try and bring in a framed photo of Hitler and thumbs up the camera as you vote for UKIP
Hunter Rivera
S N P N P
Brandon Jackson
...
Christian Sanchez
He can't lose.
May should be winning by 20+ points. Instead here we are at a potentially hung parliament.
Even if Corbyn doesn't win, he will be considered the guy that crushed that 21 point lead and helped labour survive potential losses.
Hudson Rogers
I've been saying it for weeks
>Vote remain or the bankers will leave! >Vote Jezza so he will fleece the bankers!
fucking disingenuous cunts all of them
Jack Campbell
Legend says this is the last image man sees before he dies. Could this be god himself?
Blake Morales
Ah yes, replace the greenest energy with useless solar panels that use carbon intensive manufacturing processes
William Richardson
Throwback to r/UnitedKingdom's prediction for the 2015 general election.
Dominic Reed
No.
Julian Murphy
Yeah buddy, and the projected 1% growth in 2018 is just a blip, right?
Zachary Gonzalez
#prayfordianne
Charles Moore
He's going to win isn't he? Look at the crowd sizes. Oh hellllllllll...
Lincoln Kelly
Pakis OUT
James Jones
It's not the director's fault that you're so retarded you need everything in just one simple to understand genre.
Noah Nguyen
>plant trees not sure whether to laugh or cry
Parker Jackson
>Mostly white men with weak chins >1 fucking Dark Souls Cosplayer in the background >2 fat women >1 Paki who is keeping his distance from the group >All outside a gay concert
Sounds about right desu
Dominic Diaz
Fucking inflation
Jaxson Howard
It was blatantly David. The second he started to cut his hair to look exactly like Walter should have told you exactly where it was going.
Robert Jenkins
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Anthony Gray
> Voting for any party whose economic policy is to replace the native population through mass immigration
The state of this board.
Daniel Wilson
Wonder woman is well good mate
Jaxon Lewis
I feel like there's something more to it, how would David have made his xenomorph embryo without detection if he only worked on it after he got on board at the end? (He couldn't have earlier without the requisite equipment). Perhaps the deformations are part of something more sinister?
More likely than not it's just my autism flaring up.
Lincoln Evans
Jesus Christ you retarded shill. He's holding rallies in safe labour seats, of course people are coming out.
Nathaniel Brown
Nah senpai. They've eyed up a political opportunity, and know that cutting immigration opens up a brand new voter base. Never underestimate what a Tory will do for a few thousand more votes.
Parker Brooks
/r/unitedkingdom are already in semi-panic mode tomorrow is going to be delicious.
James Butler
>Not the actual policy
Jose King
Skuld on the far right
Easton Sanders
would you classify a weak chin in a physical sense or having facial hair on said chin?
>16 year olds get the vote >activists start pushing for 15 year olds to get the vote >15 year olds get the vote >activists start pushing for 14 year olds to get the vote ...
Ian Campbell
>The Future Home Secretary replying to a fucking anonymous email address
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Lincoln Davis
Don't vote with a pencil make sure you bring a black pen and use it.
Robert Myers
Obviously I understand that this was his intention and obviously the direction that the director/writers wanted to point you, it's just TOO obvious, hence why I think there might be a twist later.
Jonathan Hernandez
Christ, they really are panicking
Evan Stewart
Having facial hair doesn't hide a weak chin, neither does being fat
Brayden Fisher
He didn't crush her 21 point lead at all. She's gone from 48% to 44%, wow a massive loss. Get real.
Isaiah Cook
This is fake you idiots
Benjamin Clark
Sof it was SUPPOSED to be a pretentious discussion on the origin of man and the relationship between creator and created, interspaced with random gunfire, 'splosions and a Matrix style kung fu fight?
Nicholas Barnes
Nothing wrong with reforestation lad
It's probably the only halfway decent policy the Greens have
Fail to meet their own target to get immigration down to the tens of thousands so spectacularly that it hits a record high?
Or keep lying about it because they know the OBR is right and we need net immigration of around 400,500 to keep the wheels of the economy (just about) turning.
Dylan Diaz
They'll all fuck off back to their respective places of origin come Friday mate... unlike the pakis, amirite?
Matthew Baker
My little Thomas was given ARYANBLOOD by some of his friends outside of School and now he is a blood junkie, roaming the streets of Dalston for his next fix.
How do we stop our children becoming Blood Fiends?
Jayden Bailey
Labour literally never had a chance. What did they expect?
Ryder Perez
She was cute in that one episode of it crowd
Jaxon Gutierrez
but thats labour's policy lad
Benjamin Rodriguez
If you actually browse Sup Forums and aren't just here to shill for election and unironically vote Tory, you're mentally disabled Sup Forums and redditchan are 100% the first sites to get axed when May gets in, and the first users to get their packets sniffed
Benjamin Anderson
I thought that as well, that they were going to be clever and subvert it, but there was that awkward cut just before you actually see Walter kill David and I instantly knew they were going to stick with it.
Jaxson Howard
ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
Tyler Butler
They bought into the hype about Corbyn closing the gap.
