Gin. Probably Gordon's even though I have much better stuff.
Jaxon Stewart
always the tripfags
Jacob Adams
Is anyone else sort of just really bored of all the terrorism? It doesn't even bring a tear to my eye anymore, which is sad. Though I must admit I did get a bit choked up when I read about all those brave fuckers in London who held back the knifemen.
>Unironically preferring a meme "mummy" thread to one with correctly updated links and a non-cringy title
Go back to /ptg/.
Easton Hall
Can we expect at least one major terror attack on election day?
Adam Barnes
Same old same old met response. Just like the London terrorists. We watch but do Fuck all.
Lincoln Perez
actually, I'm just not autistic and don't really care that much about the links and title.
The thread posted one is the one used
Carter Anderson
I would bet on there being one, it would make sense for them to do it then really more than any other day, what with it being on the actual election day and during Ramadam.
Eli Powell
nope
Kevin Fisher
>sargon of mossad
>not sargoy of mossad
one job
Landon Moore
Guinness early on, bourbon later
Zachary Morris
whats wrong with sargon? I watch most of his vids
Joseph Gonzalez
He's a joke - the guy has no coherent positions anymore, not that I'm sure he ever did. He toes whatever line is best for 'the memes' and most popular with his audience from T_D (Think 'le free state of kekisten lelele').
>What's wrong with Sargon Other than being a pretentious psuedo?
Cameron Ward
>aissie cunts in charge of understanding political satire
Brandon Adams
SAY NO TO ABBO
Daniel Gray
>dailystormer
Noah Russell
>Abbo
Brody Garcia
Mate, I understand it's supposed to be satire, that doesn't mean it isn't retarded cringe. The guy is totally inconsistent pseudo intellectual, why would you defend him?
Angel Anderson
>the day the queen found a four foot black man hiding in her wardrobe
David Ramirez
Why are the muslims going so mental lately ? Is it because of Ramadan ?
Colton Wright
Apparently it's down to travel bans forcing most of them to travel by foot, so they're up in arms.
Brody Sullivan
Nah, they've literally been getting away with murder.
Why wouldn't they go ballistic?
Alexander Hernandez
>the day the queen found a 4 foot black men hiding in her wardrobe
Jason Rodriguez
Guys can you confirm if this is true: >Abbott keeps fucking up. >Labour want rid of her. >Lie about her health so they can perform major cabinet changes a day before a general election and so the Tories can't criticise them for doing so. >Abbott responds to someone pretending to be Seamus Milne by email and admits she isn't actually sick and being fired, not stepping down. >Abbott says she isn't stepping down anymore and is just taking a break and "will be back in the campaign fray soon" one day before the general election. >Labour have now just been exposed to the public to having lied about someones non-existent severe illness to justify sacking her and she is still in the position they wanted her out of in the first place. Is this what has happened?
William Cox
>Introduced Kek and Kekistain to normies >Does not care about his race and nation >Is a mongrel >Thinks he is above everyone politically and mentally
Nicholas Mitchell
>bought myself a drip filter coffee machine >has a timer that lets you set a time to begin brewing >set it 10 minutes before my alarm so I can get up and grab a spectacular cup of coffee straight out of bed.
Pretty comfy, nothing better than waking up to the smell of fresh coffee.
Michael Stewart
Why the namefaggotry?
Levi Miller
Reminder to all voters - take a black biro unless you want to use a pencil
Robert Morris
Noice. Enjoy lad.
Brayden Garcia
He's a "classical liberal" and "leftist" that criticises the left so they will become an idealised version of what he wants the left to be or some shite
He constantly shits on Corbyn, communism/socialism and muh Venezuela so I don't know how he's a leftist
Chase Adams
Last time people said to do this at the EU referendum I went and they were all pens, no pencils.
Luis Rodriguez
Would Brit/pol/ lay down their lives for the Queen?
Elijah Ramirez
Cuck tears.
Joshua Sanders
Why lay down on the job when you can stand tall and firm?
Caleb Adams
Thanks mate, have a nice day.
Connor Rogers
Anyone else remember feeling a little sad 2 years ago when Miliband resigned, thinking 'there's no way Labour will ever come up with a worse leader than that...'
How little I fucking knew, lads.
Nicholas Miller
Will election results be confirmed by 7am?
Robert Brown
Ahh... western civilization
Why do we bother to try save it?
Mason Brooks
Sure why not.
I'm not dying for some shitty Parliament that's for sure.
Jordan Sanchez
>Not a terrorist incident
God damn British porkers are about as bright as a dead bulb. Are they hiring retards from special homes to patrol the streets or are they covering up crimes like fucking faggots at Rotterdam.
Fuck the U.K. Police force for allowing this shit to occur. You created cops but I'm pretty sure we do a far better job than you.
>b-but my gun stats Fuck all it did for you in the last FIVE Islamic terrorist attacks
Gabriel Wright
Depends what you mean by 'confirmed'. Final results not likely until about 3pm due to some seats not counting until the morning.
But we should have a very good idea of what the result will be by about 2 am, earlier if it's a tory landslide.
Henry Rodriguez
please dont post reddit-tier memes here
Andrew Brown
This is a good time to mention I give every yank post like this a very fat accent
Blake Perez
Well Labour made the mistake of letting members pick a leader.
And of course they picked a fucking Communist.
Mason Robinson
It's already dead lad, I just try to enjoy the small things when I can.
Adrian Thompson
people actually read this shite... like they actually give money to these newspapers on a daily basis.
Andrew Davis
An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
Jayden Rogers
Include my pickup and my non Muslim city that has cops who actually do their fucking job. I'm glad they're publicly vilified in America.
Evan Campbell
Ok
better?
Benjamin Turner
Haven't been here much in months. Who's Sup Forums backing tomorrow?
William Jenkins
Spoil your ballot.
Landon Hall
>other brit/pol/ thread reaching bump limit >all the dumbcunts will soon flood this thus far /comfy/ thread
Go to your own thread if you want /comfy/, this is election season.
Michael Taylor
Indeed. I got up at 5 am today and it was beautiful. Had a walk outside and must of been out there for hours
Connor Murphy
I am wanking off to Diane Abbott as I type this.
Landon Torres
>Meanwhile, statistics show a rise in incidents of hate crime and Islamophobia in the aftermath of the attacks. >Provisional data shows the number of racist incidents recorded on Tuesday was 54, compared with a daily average of 38 in 2017, City Hall said. >The figures also showed 20 incidents of Islamophobia on Tuesday, compared with a daily average of 3.5 in 2017 - the highest daily level of such incidents so far this year. oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that sucks
Kevin Rogers
oh right , it was pencils when I voted and apparently where my friends family is from which is right across the country it was as well . i'd suggest taking one anyway just in case , ink remover would take too long to dry for the ballot to be rigged
>>tips tinfoil fedora
Chase Thompson
>tfw turn up for work and barely do anything to the point where you're fucked
Thnx for inventing fairy bread i enjoy making it for fun treat very much :)
Gavin Bennett
In case you couldn't tell by the >pickup
I don't live in Mexifornia.
Our cops actually do their fucking jobs here.
>British people in charge of calling a spade a spade Gee, terry, it sure does look like a utensil that hugs dirt, but why do the edges have to be so sharp? Maybe we should put rubber stops on the end to protect everyone.
Who's that bloke over there with the suicide vest? Oh just your every day Londoner. Nothing to see here.
Jace Adams
Lads is supporting Corbyn the ultimate in virtue signalling?
He's so far away from winning that his supporters can literally claim anything without fear of being exposed.
"He'll give us free ice creams guys!!" *Tory landslide* "W-well if you voted for Corbyn we'd all have free ice cream now!!"
William Price
instead of being a retard like and
suggest read the manifestos and decide which one will do the least damage this tine round and vote accordingly.
Justin Russell
Contributing with some top comfy.
Caleb Jones
That's the norm for Labour. They appeal to the brain-dead.
Chase Bennett
Rum tbqh.
Kayden Jenkins
Didn't it take 10 police officers and a robotic bomb just to take out black in his garage during that riot?
Better ignore all those black gangs and shoot some unarmed people just going about their business. USA! USA! USA!
Mason Barnes
Such a silly mindset. If you're fucked regardless you might as well have a clean conscious in knowing that you didn't vote for your own destruction. What's the point in debating over which shit you're going to be forced to eat?
Justin Jenkins
>in 5 minutes labour will make an announcement that will win the election
Benjamin Cook
remember lads, a vote for jez is a vote for chaos
Lucas White
>Rei is the best waifu
Leo Brown
>Britbong Government uses 1984 as a guidebook instead of a warning
Gee, I wonder why everything is turning into absolute shite
Zachary Gutierrez
Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone.
Jeremiah Clark
Wasn't that company responsible for the thalidomide babies shit waaay back when?
Ryder Jackson
>jeremy walks up on the platform >clears his throat >holds up a picture of karen >shouts "first for karen" >walks away
Elijah Butler
because depending on your view one will be objectively worse, damage control is better than just walking off and saying fuck it
Jackson Long
I'm sure it has nothing to do with Muslims killing people.
