HAPPENING: TURKEY FAST-TRACKS TROOP DEPLOYMENT IN QATAR

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>HAPPENING

WE'RE DANCING INTO WAR LADS

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>Saudi
>Qatar
>Turkey

I'm curious as to what their capabilities are. Turkey has the largest army out of the 3 but the other 2 have the most advance weaponry. I'm curious if the Houthi's will take advantage of Saudi while they are distracted.

It was an honor shitposting with the lot of you.

Why didn't we clap?

rick perry on twitter

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our man in qatar

I wouldn't be surprised if Iran got involved as well. Maybe not putting troops on the ground, but supplying weapons to Qatar.

Iran is probably itching to fuck Saudi Arabia's shit up, honestly.

So WW3 starts in Qatar. Who would've thought?

Big things have small beginnings.

>Be America
>Turkey is an Ally (NATO)
>Saudi Arabia is an Ally
>Qatar is an Ally with 10,000 Americans deployed
>Iran is an enemy supporting Qatar

This is the most Jewed battlefront I have seen since Lapin Sota.

WW1 started in Bosnia, WW2 in Poland.
Not really where anyone would have expected such an outcome to happen but

Developing

youtu.be/HEJO8t_wCUQ

>I'm curious if the Houthi's will take advantage of Saudi while they are distracted.
Definitely. Expect more SRBMs.

Sic magna parvis

not really applicable

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Aren't they planning on having the world cup in Qatar? So much for that little project.

Keep in mind that Russia hacked the Qatar-Saudi relations to weaken the US. We are still allies with both of them, its Russia who is the enemy

>being this gullible

OKAY GUYS WE HAVE A LOT OF DIGGING TO DO
We gotta be ENERGETIC and READY TO GO
Get up, do some jumping jacks, run around, get some water.
We gotta FOCUS
and combine our ENERGY

this stupid shit again

Reminder that Saudi dynasty were rebel scums during Ottoman Times.

Lol

Holy shit, what I wouldn't give to see Roaches obliterating Saudis

>>>ENERGY

>Not believing that Russian hackers did Brexit, Trump, refugee rape crisis, Qatar Crisis, DNC, and the alt-right
Its like you don't watch CNN

Then why are you being their bitch now?

We are probably going to get dragged into this as well desu.

I thought that they were neutral.

You forgot popcorn

wtf I hate russia now

This is the strangest shit I have ever witnessed. Complete madness.

Actually the Ottomans literally called them too savage to integrate

>not remembering how weird the timeline got last year

Where have you been?

>Tensions flare as Iran blames Saudi Arabia for deadly attacks in Tehran

nypost.com/2017/06/07/iran-blames-saudi-arabia-for-deadly-attacks-in-tehran/

>Tehran blames the people actually responsible
W-what? No ''part and parcel'' rhetoric? Blaming MUSLIMS (((and co)))?

Welp, I guess I'm a #PersianMissile now

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This situation is confusing as shit.
First Iran blames the Saudis and now Turkey wants to join in on the fun.

What really activates my almonds is, who the fuck is the rest of the world going to be supporting?
That entire region has some fuckmassive investments abroad and I'm sure that all major players would want to secure the future cash flow from these places.
But since everyone has big investments, who are you going to support?
And what the hell is the endgame, to peacefully take over Qatar and force a Saudi regime there, or to bomb it to shit and just take their resources?
And what if the Saudis are the ones who get their asses kicked, since they're god damn incompetent in warfare.
I doubt that burgers would let Iran and friends to establish a massive foothold in that entire region, but you can't exactly step in and start fighting against Turkey,Iran and Qatar.
Also USA has troops stationed in Qatar.

Fuck it, we're looking at WW3 here aren't we?
Well whatever comes of this, it's going to be a wild ride if there's any sort of an escalation.

>Zerohedge

Turks have always been imperialists of the highest tier, almost as high as kikes and burgers, hence their friendship. Well not always, Ataturk was ok.

I think Finland won't support anyone. Not even in NATO, Russians may be going south to help Iran.

I support Iran because fuck the Saudis.

I think their endgame is promised land. WW2 gave Israel the country, WW3 will expand it. That's why they've kicked so many sandniggers to Europe, so there's no one to stay and fight and resist a potential assimilation of half of Syria.

The troops stationed in Qatar had a (partial?) evac last night.
Hope that helps :DDD

>Neo Ottoman Empire

I'm incredibly scared right now lads.
I don't think there's a way out.

A rather basic gestalt would be kindly appreciated.

Why and who is the main question. Also who is allied with the U.S. and the likely hood of the U.S being sent in

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Don't be afraid to fight and die in these beginning hours of WWIII be glad to be a part of it.

Holy shit! I love the Losail circuit!

unless someone invades turkey we sit back and laugh at the durkas fighting

How do you pronounce your country? I've heard both "cutter" and "cuh-tar".

Pretty reckless and provocative.

Considering alliances, we would likely be caught up in it fighting Qatar.

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>that fashwave doompaul tho

the forward HQ of CENTCOM is in Qatar...

Deep State military base in Qatar is about to get btfo. 4d chess by Trump.

What now Salim?!

Why are they fighting? And who is most likely to invade who.

>I don't keep up on this type of thing that much, so thanks for answering

Exactly, the great rapefugee crysis was about escorting potential soldiers of the conflict out of the region

Now they are free to ficki ficki and killing europeans on their borders

Best ally

Kill a bunch of saudis for me please

The entire thing is a geopolitical fustercluck.

gutter

Daily reminder to watch Threads.
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A quick rundown (1/2):
Documentary dramatisation following two families in Sheffield during the runup to an all out nuclear exchange, and what comes after.
The chronology of the events leading up to the war is depicted entirely via television and radio news broadcasts, as well as a few newspaper reports.
>An allegedly US-backed coup d'état in Iran prompts the Soviet Union to occupy the northern part of the country, ostensibly to prevent the return of a pro-Shah regime.
>On 8 May, the USA hints at deploying troops to Iran, to prevent the Soviets from reaching the oil fields in the south.
>On 11 May, the US Navy in the Indian Ocean is put on high alert when rumours begin to circulate of the disappearance of the USS Los Angeles in the Persian Gulf.
>The next day, a collision in the Gulf of Oman between the Soviet battlecruiser Kirov and the USS Callaghan leaves the former badly damaged.
>Subsequent discoveries by American and Israeli search and rescue vessels reveal debris and an oil slick from the missing Los Angeles, prompting the US President to warn the Soviets over the possibility of an "armed confrontation—with incalculable consequences for all mankind."
>On 17 May, the US sends its rapid deployment force to take defensive positions around Isfahan in western Iran, hoping to deter the Soviets from making further advances to the south, with a supporting role being taken by squadrons of B-52 bombers and AWACS early warning aircraft landing at US airbases in Turkey.
>The Soviets respond by transporting nuclear warheads into their newly established base in Mashhad.
>On 20 May, the USA proposes a joint withdrawal from Iran to take effect by noon on the 22nd, while Britain sends troops to Europe amidst a build-up of Warsaw Pact troops in East Germany.

Ask for asylum on Brazil, we give asylum to every fucking thing

He can't even get out of the country.

Daily reminder to watch Threads.
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A quick rundown (2/2):
>Russians ignore the US ultimatum and, an hour after the expiry, are attacked at their base in Mashhad by B-52 bombers using conventional weapons. The Soviets defend the base with a nuclear tipped surface-to-air missile, destroying many B-52s. The battle ceases after US forces launch a battlefield nuclear weapon at the Soviet base.
>The next day, fighting breaks out between the US and Soviet navies.
>On 24 May, amidst rioting in East Germany, the Soviets cut the road links into and out of West Berlin, whilst offering occupying NATO forces free passage to the west. The USS Kitty Hawk is sunk in the Persian Gulf, and the US blockades Cuba. Anti-Soviet riots in major US cities damage several Russian consulates.
>The next day, the BBC reports on the Mashhad nuclear exchange, stating that the weapons used were within the range of 50–100 kilotons, and that cities in western Pakistan are being evacuated due to the fallout.
>As tensions between the US and the Soviet Union over Iran escalate, the Home Office directs Sheffield City Council to assemble an emergency operations team, which establishes itself in a makeshift bomb shelter in the basement of the town hall.
>After the ignored US ultimatum to the Soviets results in a brief tactical nuclear skirmish, Britain is gripped by fear, with looting and rioting rife. "Subversives" including peace activists and some trade unionists are arrested and interned under the Emergency Powers Act.
>At 8:30 a.m. GMT on 26 May, the town hall office transmitter signals Attack Warning Red, and Sheffield's air raid sirens sound.

what the fuck did qatar even do to deserve this

didn't the saudis hack qatar's news network to put some fake news on the air and then are using this as a casus belli?

what the fuck

>no way out.

Correct. Your only land crossing at Abu Samra is closed (and leads into SA anyway).

You won't get through the DMZ without being shot, either.

F

"yoo-nigh-tid stayts uhv uhmairickuh"
He's prolly a troop stationed there.

What do you think (pic related) was all about exactly? Never forget, Allah is a Moon God. There is a full moon on Friday, the last one before Eid. You do the math.

This whole affair is white peoples fault for monetizing petroleum. If white people hadn't selfishly developed combustion engines (killing us all with global warming btFUCKINGw) then the Middle East would be peaceful. Colonialist capitalism is once again to blame for the deaths of millions of peaceful PoC. This is Rwanda all over again.

my brother was in the last month of an 18 month workup and his platoon and 2 others got called back to NAB and are shipping out to Qatar tomorrow. they let him come home on a 24 hr libo. it looks like this might really be happening.

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So euhm who is going to win? asking for a friend.

The only winning move is not to play.

A very basic would be

>USA renews deals with Saudis
>Saudis accuse Qatar of random shit with 24h ultlimatum
>Iran tells Saudis to back the fuck down
>(((ISIS))) hits Tehran
and now the roaches smelled blood

I wonder if the US Troops in Qatar will be ordered to fight the US Troops in SA. Seems about right for where this is all going.

Muslims kill Muslims.

We all win unless "Refugees Welcome." Then we all lose.

>POC
>peaceful

sooo

who has WMD's or the next best thing?

Jews probly

SOURCE you fucking cock mongler

can any one of you fags actually explain why this overhyped shit should lead into WWIII ?

>I eat cocks for a living
yeah we can tell

youtube.com/watch?v=HP7L8bw5QF4

Jews, obviously.

zero clue is not a legitimate source

the economy has crashed 6 gorillion times in the last year alone according to him

So are the Saudi's and Iran finally going to duke it out head-to-head now?

>tfw who cares about some arch duke getting popped outside a coffee shop?
Alliances, just like the first two.

Fucking hell. I knew Sultan Erds had a hefty favor to repay to the kebab-burgers. Fuck. This should not be happening.

When is this shit supposed to go down though? Or is it just a bunch of arabs talking big?

Not anymore

this is a proxy

I'm here to let everyone know that I will not participate in any war.

What are the consequences of saying 'No', or not showing up?

with those digits, I'd say they'd let you go

Other countries will grow powerful and impose their will on you.

Death penalty

I fucking love energyposting

>zerohedge
FAKE NEWS

this is the first time ever that they pulled his platoon from a workup straight to a deployment. the other platoons in his group were supposed to rotate home and they've been told that the deployment has been extended.

Precisely. If it swings so its in someones interest to do so and they are calling the shots then sure thing it will.

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A quick rundown (ITS HAPPENING/2):
>Panic breaks out in the city.
>Sheffield operations staff man their desks.
>At 8:35 a.m. a nuclear warhead air bursts high over the North Sea, producing an electromagnetic pulse which damages or destroys communications and most electrical systems throughout the UK and northwestern Europe.
>Two minutes later the first missile salvos hit NATO targets.
>Includes nearby RAF Finningley 18 miles (29 km) from Sheffield.
>Although the city is not yet heavily damaged, the mushroom cloud from Finningley is visible
>Chaos reigns in the streets.
>Sheffield is soon hit by a one-megaton warhead launched at the Tinsley Viaduct.
>Strategic targets, including steel and chemical factories in the Midlands, are the primary targets.
>Two thirds of all UK homes destroyed.
>Immediate deaths ranging between 17 and 30 million.
>The resulting East-West exchange amounts to 3,000 megatons.
>~210 megatons fall on the UK.
You are still less than halfway through the film.

atleast we wont get the blame this time