Brit/pol/ - MUNCHY BOX edition

>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

>Actor Peter Sallis passes away peacefully at 89 surrounded by his family:
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40165443

>Police arrest 12 muslim fucking cunts in morning raids:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

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First for my bae Diane abbot

FRESH ADAM

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He really is a lolcow at this point. Desperate trying to replace his fixation with Jahans with anyone else of prominence.

USE THIS ONE FIRST, LADS:

Just to keep thsi ticking over, here's a Chinese munchy box.

>MUNCHY BOX edition

youtube.com/watch?v=88BA5xhRZ6U
>claiming £500 in damages after his cousin glued a pizza box to his head and uploaded a video of it on the internet

Why not just get a FUCKING MEAL

Meme from the good old days to keep this thread alive

Muchbox eaters will be the first to go in May's great purge.

>I want the internet to be a crushing, nihilistic predator capitalist shithole, like literally every other form of media
>more e-celebs, more youtube stars, more YASSSS QUEEN, more viral marketing campaigns, more #prayforwherever, more lefty students organising to shut down right wingers, more ridiculous social media drama to distract people
>no anonymous media, no HD war videos, no ungoverned spaces, no extreme politics (yes, that includes right-wingers), no discussing any kind of politics or history outside the political consensus

Literally made your own bed. Enjoy getting arrested for posting "remove kebab" after a terrorist attack you spastics.

I'm not saying vote Labour, but voting Tory is literally the stupidest thing.

Carmarthenshire desu.

Another strong and stable U-turn from Theresa May.

mobile.twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/872471366062055424

The lady is for turning.

Gonna vote Tory just because of this shill post.

is /ourguy/ jeremy going to win
is there any hope?

I'd eat a munchy box where the food wasn't 95% cold grease. it's not fucking hard to cook chips

Fuck beat me too it, better walk away for a bit due to health reasons

First for S P I C E

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Meme harder SPICERS. We will GILF-shop May into election victory yet!!!

So does that salad come in the box as all the other stuff? Wouldn't the salad get all warm being next to the rest of the food?

I WANT TO CUM ON HER PERFECT FACE

SHUT MY INTERNET OFF AND CRUSH MY BALLS YOU SAUCY MINX

Thank you reddit labour shill

I can't wait until the great removal that starts on Friday

really makes you think..

gold that lad

>SHUT MY INTERNET OFF AND CRUSH MY BALLS YOU SAUCY MINX

Voting Labour is worse than voting Conservative.

She can't be a gilf if she isn't a grandmother

The salad is there for texture. it's usually crunchy shredded cabbage and onion.

People who buy munchy boxes don't give a fuck if it's warm.

Voting Labour is the spiritual equivalent of blowing your brains out.

What happened to Labour's 4pm announcement?

Ive never seen a munchy box and i live in london.

Im glad desu because it looks like pikey shit.

People who buy munchy boxes should kill themselves.

WE NEED ALL THE TORY PROPAGANDA WE CAN GET, WHEN BRITAIN ELECTS POSTS THE POLLS TONIGHT POST AWAY

fucking hell give it a rest, nobody's going to go "SHIT HE'S RIGHT I'VE CHANGED MY MIND" now are they?

Thanks man... I just have this aversion to towards warm, wilted lettuce.

youtube.com/watch?v=WqnsqkuMhh8

New Owen Jones video.

> volunteering for making her a grandmother

Putting your hand up?

Mate, people who buy munchy boxes are financing the bomb vests that will eventually kill them. So you're going to get your wish, be it in a roundabout way.

What happens if they are over sampling young Labour voters as much as they are ? . could we see tories doing well in Wales ?

twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/872475618612588547

How about this:
A vote for Tory is a vote for a censored internet

Combative since we have visitors here on Brit/pol/.

Anybody who has ever even considered voting for the left for even a nanosecond deserves to be killed.

less than 12 hours before we reach election day lads

sounds like a good time to

wank in the garden

Bara brith desu.

Where are all these tory cucks coming from?

unless your incredibly rich, what the hell would possess you to support the establishment at a time like this?

**** BBC EXIT POLL ****
Conservative 41%
Labour 39%
Lib Dem 8%
UKIP 4%

HUNG PARLIAMENT

From last thread:
Unfortunately, Sup Forums are as adept at "fingers in ears and la-la-la-ing" as your average SJW waste, and any dissent is immediately dismissed as "shilling". They'll see, but of course, it will be too late.

>MUNCHY BOX
Is this some sorts of lesbian slang?

I couldn't give a shit, i would rather my television set wake me up in the morning for morning exercises like in 1984 then Corbyn being the Prime Minister

>British "food"

Is this shit real?

If it's real there's no way I'm voting mummy tomorrow.

See it's not even fair coz you could even say I'll make you forget about your grandchildren because she doesn't even have any kids

Aha no.

MUMMY SPICE MUST FLOW !!!

>Labour shill with a proxy

>then
so you want both, just not at once

Throw the lettuce away like everybody else does, faggot

I love this thread

>1488
It's telling you what you should do.

Tories will win - bigly. Labour is a joke, and pollsters are wrong as usual.

Mummy May won't let us come to harm.

She will protect us from the naughty websites.

>sweaty salad

lol no, it isn't real

No, it's not real.

This was posted on Brit/pol/ a while back talking about how easy it is to troll Americans, and it worked.

>then
Figures.

Labour shill post.

Reminder that by voting at all you're deliberately pouring petrol on the shitfire that is our future, and you should be counted next to the most dead-eyed milkman voter or dreadlocked gibs-hoover

not a proxy...but I will be voting by proxy in the election for big jez

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Kill yourself and do the country a favour then.

HELP HELP

THE SHADOW HOME SECRETARY HAS FALLEN!

>Sup Forums
>username
Wish it was real.

who /spoiledballot/ here?

Dumb mummy shills.

Proof it's not real?

wtf are you meant to do with that green twig on the side

fucking meme dish

If Democracy ever ends, and believe me I hope it does, it will not be through looking at low voter turnout and concluding it's a failure.

>not only eating, but actually paying for that trash heap

too bad monday through saturday they eat literal asia feces while supporting sandniggers.

STRONG AND SAFE! FORWARD TOGETHER!! CENSORSHIP IS STRENGTH!

GIVE MUMMY MAY YOUR ENERGY!!

I'm just drawing a beady Mosley face

That's rosemary you absolute sad cunt.

>>username

Daily reminder that for an KA and a bag of chicken wings you could force your superior english shaft up this flower of england's anus and stir last night's jerk chicken

I bet you're northern and you've never eaten anything that didn't come in a bag or a box

>Foreigners shilling for Corbyn
Sick of this shit.

This looks so bland and unappetising. Non-Brits are so useless when it comes to discerning what constitutes decent British food. Same for women, actually.

I know what it fucking is but why nobody is gonna it like that it's pointless being on the plate

He lost quite a bit of weight

What did he mean by this?

She's so sexy I just want her to shit in my mouth right now

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noice

I just wrote

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In each of the boxes. Wasted opportunity desu.

VOTE 1 FOR MUMMY COS DAT GILF ASS

T H I C C

just tell me what youre meant to do with the rosemary you cunt

you know its a fucking meme "garnish"

I'm getting kicked out after an argument last night lads. I'm too proud to apologise. Feel a deep feel in the pit of my stomach.

We do have an insider who posts on Brit/pol/, he or she has broken a few stories literally hours before they became news.

It's proper posh like.

It's not an official letter and they don't summon you by sending you a letter.

How old are you lad?

tripfaggotry, non-arguments, political consiousness based on watching 4 episodes of top-gear and getting a semi when James May bends over
Brit/pol/ is a disease.