I want to FUCK the PM more than anything. She is so beautiful it drives me insane.
The lengths I would go to...
If there was an Islamic terrorist attack inconvenient to globalist plans and they had arrested a muslim perpetrator I would literally allow the Jewish deep state to make the police delay giving details to the media, put the real attacker in a binbag, arrest me and make me a 'white supremacist' patsy with my face plastered all over the tabloids just so I can spend a week sticking my tongue up mummies cunt.
I would volunteer myself to be the prey at a rothschild human-hunting event out in the cotswolds, chased by the toffs and barking hounds, with birdshot splintering off trees and ripping chunks of flesh out of me as I sprint away in terror until I am finally crippled, then taken away and placed inside a brazen bull feeling my flesh fry as the elites sit around licking their lips and fondling themselves - if I was permitted to be alone with mummy may to fully explore and use her naked body.
I'm much better looking than her husband ever was and I have a really big willy too
Colton Rogers
The ballot's tomorrow, right? The real question is whether I'll be arsed to vote.
Jonathan Mitchell
Reminder that Corbyn is a better choice for PM because it's better to have men in charge of the country.
Easton Rogers
Carmarthen.
Nicholas Jones
Notice how she stopped being in the news after about 2 days.
Dominic Jenkins
You have literally 11 hours to go no more than a mile to vote for mummy. Just do it.
William White
Should we introduce food stamps for people on benefits?
Samuel Brown
Reminder
Christopher Flores
>mfw tory majority of 377
Oliver Foster
>Voting for May Kek
Ethan Perez
food stamps, housing/school/medical vouchers. privatise all services.
Adrian Ramirez
Agreed, it's one or the other. A UKIP vote is a Tory vote kek. Moron.
Nathan Smith
ENDORSEMENT
Asher Watson
>voting for corbyn
Jason Ross
F
Oliver Lewis
trying too hard
Adrian Richardson
>muhemntum shills tomorrow
Colton Jones
I'm not voting for Cuckbyn or Mummy May, that's for sure.
Evan Reed
Probability says you won't, but you'll also be no better than an underage citizen, or worse. It's a little pointless thing adults do every so often but it still means you are an adult.
Mason Price
Get ready to lick our arses England
Brandon Brooks
WHAT
LE
FUG
Daniel Ramirez
>believing in a binary you post like an American
Elijah Gonzalez
/!\/!\ ATTENTION /!\/!\
*ALL* Brit/pol/ POSTERS MUST ATTEND THE #WankingForMummy RITUAL CEREMONY TONIGHT AT 6pm
TO GET MUMMY MAY OVER THE TOP IN THE VOTES TOMORROW EVERY BRIT/pol/ MEMBER MUST GRAB THEIR WILLY AND WANK IT FURIOUSLY TO PICTURES OF MUMMY MAY
WANK WANK WILLY WANK WANK-A-THON FOR MUMMY MAY
SHUT THE FUCKING INTERNET DOWN, YOU SAUCY BINT
cUM IN MY ASS
Aiden Fisher
It is over. How can Corbyn recover from this?
Kayden Miller
No seriously lads, roastie genocide when?
Grayson Johnson
Please explain.
Ethan Nguyen
Agreed. I'm voting UKIP.
Isaac Long
>Problem >Reaction >Solution
Hudson Wood
I'm an isolationist (no foreign intervention), want to keep prostitution legal and ensure we leave the EU.
Who should I vote for?
Hunter Foster
Who are you voting for then?
May's bad, but Corbyn is worse. Because we don't have PR, a vote for anyone else is a waste unless you live in an outlier constituency
Adrian Stewart
But I'm going to my grandads for tea tonight mate
Jack Taylor
unironically Labour
Nathaniel Clark
I'm calling you a moron. A UKIP vote is a vote for UKIP, nothing else.
Nathaniel Sanders
Mummy will come through, user. As long we meme her into victory.
Also ... FIRST FOR SPICE
DAT THICC GILF ASS
Angel Rodriguez
It all makes sense. If I married that fat pig I'd kill myself as well.
Hunter Rogers
lads which one of you cunts has got the Corbyne-free-money version of this twitpic? kindly post it trannylover
Reminder that Dougie Carswell will be sacrificed tomorrow morning in a Cox-type false-flag murder, in order for the Conservatives to instantly hammer down on internet surveillance and wring the Left of the few measly drops of humanity they have remaining.
Joshua Lewis
Lib Dems
Kevin Stewart
A UKIP vote is a wasted vote.
Ayden Walker
Libertarian Party
Jackson Diaz
>wasting your votes on meme candidates that will only split the right wing vote
Liam Taylor
>he's not writing Libertarian Party UK on his ballot no matter what
Dylan White
>He thinks the size of the country's GDP in relation to another's dictates economic performance I'm sure that's why we are the fastest growing economy in the EU, then? Not only that, but because of our retardedly low Corporate tax rate we hoover up capital investment. We also have lower taxes than you, which means we have a stronger consumer economy.
Also, our infrastructure is superior. For example, our housing is larger, as Britain has some of the smallest housing in Europe.
You're right on the unemployment rate thing, but maybe that's because we have one of the biggest homelessness crises in Europe?
Wyatt Baker
I'm sure he'll understand.
Get him involved too!
Adrian Foster
Based Tories
Luis Campbell
tory shills please go.
Easton Lewis
>May's bad, but Corbyn is worse In what way? Drowning is bad, but it's preferable to suffocating in space. They both have the same outcome lad.
Lucas Howard
#libdemfightback
Eli Harris
>Dougie Carswell will be sacrificed Good riddance.
>he won't masturbate to the PM in front of his grandfather You don't deserve her user
Camden Gomez
> trying too hard > TOO HARD
Fixed that for you
Sebastian Lee
SNP more like 59 son
Gavin Evans
He enjoys having police services cut and his emails read by a demented old headmistress
Josiah Gutierrez
>Muh tactics
John Hernandez
She is white. If it's a dead paki like beach boy the media would spam her for months.
Sebastian Sanders
It's a prediction, not an actual poll m8
Ryder Barnes
Even the trots have accepted he's not winning pal, pipe down.
Jackson Gutierrez
some anons will suggest you procure armaments
i suggest that you
wank in the garden
James Mitchell
see It's like voting to live in Somalia or North Korea, both are fucking atrocious.
Gabriel Hill
The Tories are definitely right wing compared to Laybah lad
Gabriel Jackson
Angus pls
Jaxson Ortiz
I know
Charles Diaz
I live for the Labour asspain on the night of elections
Jacob Bell
We need to put the unwanted woman in zoos (or space) to stem this tide of fake marriage.
Gavin Hill
yeah ok, cant wait for the butthurt tomorrow
Joseph Campbell
Someone please go for pint with me
Logan Peterson
>Less than 48 hours until the IndyRef2 is forever forgotten
Kevin Richardson
In that May won't ruin our economy, and is committed to "no deal is better than a bad deal"
Alexander Martinez
Where do you live?
Isaiah Roberts
...
Brody Phillips
Can you show me a single rally by Theresa May? Oh that's right, you can't.
Cooper Cox
i met her a while ago, she kept on asking me to position her for photos in the dance studio and then she'd run across to check and say i'd done it wrong so i had to lift her legs to the right height and move her thighs so they were equal and push her bum in or out and she'd never think it was correct so we'd start all over again but she'd refuse to move herself even her arms so i had to do it all every time. not wirth it tbqh
Gabriel Bennett
who doesn't. at this point i'm hoping there's so much surveillance on me that when i'm killed by jihadists it will be impossible for the news to say "He was a good boy whom loved all peoples equally and thought Islam = love' because there will be 40TB of video of my taking amphetamines and ranting about the KSA to leak
Charles Wood
A pint of what?
Peroni?
Asher Sullivan
UKIP nationalists lmao .Hate when Americans talk about Brit/politics when they have no idea
Elijah Murphy
Get your prioritize straight.
THIS IS MUMMY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOU KNOW YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY
Luis Young
...
Hunter King
No, they're right of labour. They're not right wing. Wait?! Are you voting for Tory scum because you've been meme'd into being right wing? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh fuck, I love this place.
Jeremiah Murphy
who's that blonde bird getting posted regular? and where can i see her pissflaps?
Joseph Myers
She's autistic and quiet, not the grandiose rallying type
You vote for the policy, not the personality, which is why I fucking hate modern televised debates
Camden Stewart
hmm i wonder if 2010 was your first election? you don't understand anything.
Oliver Sanchez
Can't lad. Going for one with the missus. Pic related.
Caleb Ward
she gets btfo in numbers, see:
Ian Ramirez
Nobody cares about the Corbyn rallies in ultra-safe Labour seats. They are photo opportunities for his personality cult.
Cooper Torres
It is a guy who watches cuckold porn and posts girls from it on here.
Xavier Phillips
>committed to "no deal is better than a bad deal" If you actually believe this, you're an utter moron. Tories are great at lying.
Brandon Richardson
You're voting for a representative, a trustee, someone you think is strong enough to stand up for what they say. Which she clearly isn't considering how much she hates facing the public and the media.
Jaxon Perez
YouGov are the biggest trolls of this election.
Tyler Carter
Who are these retards that treat a democratic vote in this way? Hurr duhh, gotta win fast.
Juts kys m80.
Jayden Sullivan
Perhaps you need something explained to you, you must be really confused about why UKIP secured virtually no seats last GE despite a massive share of the vote. To get a seat, a party has to have it's MP win in their constituency. To do that, the MP has to get the most votes out of all the other MPs in the constituency. Hence if you vote for UKIP, that's just one less Tory vote to compete with the labour count, and the seat might go red. Glad I could clear that up for you.
