>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
North East constituencies to watch Probable con flip: Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland Hartlepool Bishop Aukland
Possible con flip: Darlington Sedgefield Tynemouth
Press f if con flip: Stockton North Blyth valley Newcastle upon tyne North North West Durham Sunderland Central
Would vote a pig in a red dress constituencies: Wansbeck Redcar City of Durham South Shields Blaydon Houghton and Sunderland South Washington and Sunderland West North Durham Newcastle Upon Tyne East Jarrow North Tyneside Newcastle Upon Tyne Central Middlesbrough Gateshead Easington
Aiden Gray
Noice lad.
Carter Powell
Go to the other thread, lad. I'm sorry. THINGS got worse after all.
Nathaniel Sanders
What are the key battleground constituencies for tomorrow lads?
James Diaz
i'M SHATTERED LADS
I've been shilling for the last 2 weeks non stop here.
I honestly really believed in Corbyn. I'm never voting again.
Well done Tory's. I hope you are happy.
You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.
I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.
I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.
I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.
There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.
One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.
I hope there is a God cause you can all Go to hell! You are not welcome in heaven if you vote tory.
Leo Phillips
Remember to vote Yes in indyref2
Angel Brooks
Have you got owt lined up for when you finish this job lad?
>These episodes surely illustrate that militant Islam and terrorism are not *necessary*, let alone *sufficient* conditions for such attacks. They suggest to me that, even if these elements *are* involved*, the role of drug-fueled insanity is also important. >drug-fueled insanity
im voting tory because they will reduce my taxes and reduce the amount of free money for certain people who want to have more than 2 children but cant afford it without handouts...
Jack Martin
You're nothing but a slave.
I hope that those tax cuts were worth selling out humanity for.
Gavin Jones
>60,000 British are leaving every year >Not a single relevant party (including UKIP) promises less than 340,000 immigrants to come in and remove the scraps of our culture >people are literally being killed in the street by followers of a foreign culture >Votetards are arguing over a 9% difference in tax rates
It really is all a joke!
Carter Peterson
Mini brit/pol/ election night guide I made:
JUNE 8TH 0700 Polls open 2100 First election special edition thread 2200 Polling stations close and first exit polls released (expect thread rate to up to one every 12-20 minutes instead of the usual once per hour from here until some time in the morning) 2300 Expect Sunderland to be the first result to be called at around this time JUNE 9TH 0100 By this time in the morning we should know how things are starting to go, with Nuneaton being declared around this time. 0200 UKIP friendly seats will be declared around this time 0230 Some Labour marginals will be declared around this time 0300 Lots of key marginals will be declared around here 0400 Seats held be high-ups in boths parties will be declared around about this time 0500 Paul Nuttall's seat will be declared around about this time 0530 This is about the time last year when the Tories began to take the lead
Things may or may not be more clear from earlier on this time around, but we don't know that is the excitement of it.
Jordan Butler
Normie memes are 2edgy4me.
Carter Sullivan
So who are you voting for?
Brody Thompson
...
Easton Smith
UKIP or doodle of mohammed on ballot
Logan Ortiz
Honest question, any Lib Dem supporters here? As in, not voting tactically, but actually wished they were in government?
I just don't get them, they never actually say anything of substance. What actually are they?
Zachary Reyes
>mfw less than 24 hours until the sweet tears start flowing straight into my cup
Kayden Diaz
Conservative because of the local MP.
Charles Mitchell
fuuuuuck
Been sweating the last 2hrs over the polls and now I need another shower
Landon Jones
get ready for the Syria inquiry 2043
Jeremiah Phillips
Are there any more polls out tonight?
Austin Clark
Forward Together! Vote May! Censorship IS freedom!
Owen Rivera
and then 48 hours until Sup Forums is blocked
James Rodriguez
I literally cannot wait for this all over twitter and facebook tomorrow and friday
Post yfw Abdul blows himself up at a Labour-voter protest after the result tomorrow
Sebastian Smith
ENOCH HERE, ENOCH THERE, WE WANT ENOCH EVERYWHERE.
Ayden Johnson
There covering their arses for tomorrow, hope they took whomever came up with those retarded numbers and shot him.
Jackson Murphy
Remember lads.
24 hours from now we will be able to tell the lefties that the most left wing prime minister this country has elected in the past half a century was Tony Blair.
William Roberts
>labour leadership challenge at 2201
Jeremiah Edwards
WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE POLLS?
Jack Jones
charge your phone
Nathan Collins
>UKIP I don't want to support 340,000 immigrants.
REMINDER
50,000 WAS ENOUGH TO PISS OFF ENOCH
Ryder Young
You can thank some very conveniently-timed (((TERRORIST ATTACKS))) for reversing the Labour momentum.
Knew they were coming when they got to within a percentage point or two of the Tories.
Lucas Phillips
Mission Impossible 5: Corbyn Getting Elected spoiler alert; he doesn't
Christopher Nelson
Should we go to war with Iran to save Israel?
Aiden Taylor
oh my christ
Luke Rivera
oh good, Labour voters won't show up then
Brody Scott
>10:01pm start
WEEEEEEEEEEW
Gonna try to stay up tonight so it'll be easier tomorrow, it's gonna be a rollercoaster
Carson Sullivan
REMINDER TO GO VOTE.
Even if you hate all the cunts. GO SPOIL YOUR VOTE or they won't change.
A spoilt vote is a lost vote for the parties. An unused vote is an ignored vote.
Spoiling your vote guide: Sign a name at the bottom to make it invalid. Then it can *not* be counted. If you do anything else, the counter may 'use judgement' to still count it (e.g. writing "wanker", "cunt", "faggot" in the boxes, might get counted as a vote for the "faggot" if the counting officer is a faggot himself.
Brody Carter
how many "leadership challenges" will it take for them to get the message?
Hudson Parker
>Most important >Assumes a 90% youth turnout >Predicted a Labour victory in 2015
Luis Moore
desu i'd quite like to run through fields of wheat with may and her friends sounds comfy
Isaiah Ross
I live in an apartment block which for some reason has a group WhatsApp with all the residents, and these pricks are shilling Lib Dems hard. Posted Lib Dem leaflets attacking the Labour candidate through everyone's letterboxes, and are going on and on about why you should vote Lib Dem. Even holding sessions in the common room where anyone unsure how to vote can turn up and be told to vote Lib Dem.
Suffice to say, they're all SJW-tier lefty idiots.
Dylan Gomez
CAN'T CURB THE CORB! RALLY COMRADES!
Arise, ye workers from your slumber, Arise, ye prisoners of want. For reason in revolt now thunders, and at last ends the age of cant! Away with all your superstitions, Servile masses, arise, arise! We'll change forthwith the old tradition, Spurn the dust to win the prize!
Then comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale Unites the human race.
> yfw people think da YOOF will actually turn out in force
1. Most don't care or trust politicians enough 2. The disaffected ones are often likely to be socially conservative - so them voting wouldn't help Labour 3. There are probably more shy Tories as a proportion amongst the young than any other group
we had a bit of a scare these last few weeks lads, but Corbyn was always a joke.
Jace Taylor
this desu, I'm half expecting an attack at some poll station tomorrow
William Rodriguez
I'd run through her wheat fields if you know what I mean
Ryder Lewis
It's not. Unless you're a Corbyn zealot. YouGov and Survation are trash at this point.
Anthony James
First election, then. This was a bit intense because of brexit, but otherwise same old same old. Nothing much changes. The sun comes up, the world turns.
Carter Cox
embarrassing
Nicholas Ramirez
>Posted Lib Dem leaflets attacking the Labour candidate Interesting, what do they say, accuse Labour of being too left wing or something?
Adam Hernandez
What time do't polls open tomorrow lads?
Hudson Clark
Tbh guys I'm predicting a high youth turnout. You won't believe the amount of normally apathetic chad types I'm seeing properly shilling for Labour on Facebook and Twitter.
Juan Peterson
Now the real question, how many seats does Corbyn need to keep his job?
Josiah Sanchez
>tfw Shy young NatSoc
Colton James
>keeps all the Londoners at home
Parker Cook
7am
Benjamin Reed
no i dont please elaborate
Gavin Bailey
7 am
Jaxson Jenkins
Same bro. She was a qt too.
Sebastian Morris
if a tap is on and overflowing the bathroom sink you simply turn off the tap for a while until the sink empties. i dont understand why this cannot be done for immigration. literally just stop it for a few years. students are fine as unis need them and will leave after their studies, and families members are fine, and perhaps some of absolutely critical sectors such as NHS. all of this would amount to something like 50k. but everyone else can just wait for a few years until things settle down.
Daniel Ross
>I live in an apartment block which for some reason has a group WhatsApp with all the residents, Haha. I lived in a shared house with a whatsapp group and when I moved in I told them all with a shit eating grin my phone was too shit to install whatsapp. All I ever hear about the group is drama drama drama, which I am never a part of.
