>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
Business idea : Tell the students H&M are having a 50% sale on tomorrow.
Gavin Lee
I heard somewhere around 15
Asher Morgan
Goy-I mean guys, I'm scared. Labour won't win, right?
Jose Nguyen
Lose about 12.
David Sanders
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Oliver Stewart
Right lads. I have to miss the election for grown up reasons. It's been an honour serving with you all. Good luck. See you in 36 hours during the fallout.
Samuel Smith
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Henry Reyes
2 more minutes then we legally have to stfu about politics until 10pm.
Hudson Edwards
Whats the difference between (((socialism))) and national socialism?
Robert Gonzalez
SNP LABOUR CONFIDENCE AND SUPPLY HERE WE FUCKIN GO LADS they'll lose a couple but not the 11 that was being banded about the other week
Thomas Hall
They'll lose a fair few seats and all but one or two will go Labour.
Easton Howard
No thought crimes. No hate speech.
Jose Roberts
>inb4 one of you stabbed by Ahmed on the way to the polling booth
Zachary Brown
>Arsehole starts itching half an hour ago >Have a shite and notice white bits in it >Remember I watched the neighbours kids a few days ago and one isn't properly toilet trained I think the little cunts have infected me with worms
Grayson King
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Camden Gutierrez
Reminder that Michelle is standing for election in Hull tomorrow as an independent.
>"What about all these blerks, right, thur called NEETs. And it means, right, that they're not in edjercayshun, emplerment or trerning. But they come up ta yer in the poob, right, and they still think they av a chance with yer. It's sehr demeanin." >gets interrupted by Nick Ferrari
Lucas Reyes
LESS THAN A MINUTE
Dominic Edwards
Welcome to your first election. He won't win.
Blake Hernandez
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David Murphy
>all parties are pro immigration >vote
Brayden Parker
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Brayden Roberts
the sun says so, and that's always been a great paper, so i guess i will!
My conviction is really strong about the whole internet blocking/moralism stance Mother May has going on.
My sister, as usual trying to convince me to vote Corbyn (women are a mistake).
Jackson Mitchell
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Kayden Parker
she's an autist. >pol/tard >doesn't recognise fellow pol/tard
Anthony Morales
Labour will need about a 14% lead in the polls by this point to be able to form the next government. Even then, not a single poll is giving them a lead. The only one within the margin of error has a small sample size and assumes a huge youth turnout.
Nolan Walker
Does she really? Damn, that sucks desu senpai
Dominic Ortiz
2,798 is pretty sizable for a gallup style poll.
More important is how good the weighting system is.
Hudson Sanchez
You laugh now but the Tory vote is being overestimated and their unpopularity is being underestimated.
Anthony Torres
>13 points
Jack Morris
Oy vey
Kayden Barnes
GIVE HER ALL YOUR ENERGY
Isaiah Scott
>Reminder that Survation's sample size was just 2,798 people
Which is enough for these purposes
Owen Taylor
1300
Dominic Cox
Safe Lib Dem seat, the libs are even fearing about this seat going blue.
Wyatt Young
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Lincoln Allen
What if voters that are further right than the Tories are even shier and basically have social anxiety? The polls are wrong. There can be only one result.
Cooper Cook
That's more like it.
Daniel Cruz
Really? That's tough going
Adam Roberts
This is my favourite front page tomorrow.
I despise the media in general even more so after they got caught out setting up scenes of "Muslim solidarity" like it was a film production. But this page is accurate.
Landon Ross
If you look toward the upper right of the post, you will note a small triangle, clicking on this triangle will open a menu, from where you can access image search
Eli Sanchez
Who am I supposed to vote for, lads?
TELL ME WHO TO VOTE FOR?!
Nathan Gomez
vote for mr fishfinger edition
Jayden Taylor
Wait a minute If the labour party are anti semitic, shouldn't we be voting for them?
Eli Peterson
what the fuck are you excited for, it'll just be the same government we've had for the past year only with possibly a worse majority or marginally better one. I'd honestly be more excited about another tory leadership election, but perhaps May is playing 4d chess.
Chase Lopez
>tfw election day is on my birthday watching the live results come in with comments from Sup Forums is the best gift I could have asked for.
Thank you, Mummy May!
Jonathan Campbell
Taking orders from the (((British press)))
Joshua Hernandez
unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids
a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.
Juan Hall
Conservative.
Levi Martin
I don't care about just winning. I want Labour beaten emphatically.
Dylan Ross
The local candidate that you like the best.
Jayden Baker
You can vote for him if you want lad, NO WAIT U FUCKING CANT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gabriel Young
Hey Brit/pol/ can someone explain the British electoral system in a meme way?
You have districts and vote for candidates there, right? Why do people then use the voting intention of whole uk as an indication for the election? Because even if one has 49% approval in every single distric they could end up with 0 seats, isn't it? So Labour is fucked no matter what?
Ayden Flores
Wait wait I missed this. What staged Muslim solidarity was that?
