Comey Testifies Tomorrow

What does Sup Forums think he's gonna say?

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well he's not going to do a 180 on the opening statement released earlier. so i think he'll stick with that.

it will be a very good day to read liberal boards. please get screencaps for those of us who will not be able to view it live

WUZ

if you want to come at the king, you better not miss

I lol'd when I saw CNN remove the countdown timer from their airing after they figured out that Comey testifying is going to hurt the liberal platform.

RUSSIA

Nothing he hasn't already said or we haven't heard. It's literally nothing

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

He'll provide evidence that trump committed perjury and colluded with putin and he'll be impeached by the end of the week

'N SHEIT.

huge nothing burger. but I do like watching that freakshow walk around, nigga like 7 feet

Hopefully some good Bane memes to shitpost with.

Fucking lol'd.

Comey will be impeached? You're sentence structure is a titty bit off, mate.

We already know what he's going to say.

I meant trump will be impeached. There's more than enough evidence for it

Prob gonna be absolutely nothing legally relevant
Just more gossips for the media, like a 3 scoop leak

I'll have a double nothingburger with a side of freedom fries -- hold the governement

>That's my opening statement, now I'll answer a few questions
>I don't recall
>I don't remember
>I have no recollection of that
>I don't recall
>I don't remember
>I have no recollection of that
>I don't recall
>I don't remember
>I have no recollection of that
>I plead the 5th
>I plead the 5th
>I plead the 5th
>I plead the 5th
>Thank you

>Comey stands to make a statement
>"my nama jeff"

Hi I'm James Comey, buy my book, coming out in november in time for the holidays, also, Hillary, please don't off me, remember I helped you not go to jail.

>I don't recall.

Really? What is this evidence you speak of?

Likely not much beyond what we already know. Also, as per usual, he will likely create more new questions with his evasive answering and give Dems more to fight over so they do not have to deal with the death of the Democratic party.

If it wasn't for Trump hate what would the left have going?

Are you serious? It's obvious as fuck, just look

>"Uh"

I DID MY TIME!
AND I WANT OUT

Exactly this. He will read his statement and not answer a single questions.

That's what I thought. You are a parrot and nothing more.

DABNALD DRUMPFT GOT TWO SCOOPS

He's gonna say traps are not gay.

>he's gonna say?

>But but but it was her turn!!

What Faggot News Network keeps this myth alive? I swear it's like an endless mob of brainwashed SJW zombies

"I plead the fifth" almost always translates to "I'm guilty as fuck, son."

80% rehashing things he said in his opening statement
10% grandstanding in front of the national media
10% percent "I can't answer that here"

>I can't talk about that in this setting.
>That's classified
> Where's the closest blue curtains?

>mfw Comey shits a goose egg and the Dem Media Complex gets royally btfo.

Covfefe. /thread

Fucking Kek.

lol

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Stealing that pic like a dindu. Really makes the old synapses tingle.

He will be more open about his interactions with the president, he may discuss what he felt was or was not intent on Trumps part.

He will likely not make any statement of claim that he thinks Trump committed a crime. He seems to be playing the game of the Truthful witness only and will not step into the role of a prosecutor. I suspect he will defer the senate to ask Muller if that subject is brought up.

I think the release of his statement shows some issues and its intent was to prompt the senate panel to ask the right questions.

i thought it was already made public? i just saw a thread. His "on the record" statement was made public.

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I did not have relations with that child

HE GETS FOUR SCOOPS
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
WORLD WAR II 2 IMMINENT