UK election general

Only two bong until polls open, Sup Forums
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What time is it over there.

Currently approaching 5am (I went to sleep really early and just woke up), polls open at 7am here and close at 10pm.

There's this thing called google, and right now, google tells me it's 4:45 AM

london is 5 hours ahead of EST? i think..

Go Tories!

>voting
seems pointless given your pathetic "choice"

This my map template.

I plan to post live updates once polls close.

Current colors are incumbents.

Plz rate my autism.

jfc it's so weird seeing how many ridings the UK has for such a small country. i mean i know it goes by population, but still... wild.
it's nice to see basically just london and a couple of big cities are broken though.

It'll be hard, the first declarations are a trickle, but around 2-5am you get floods of results at once.

pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable

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650 constituencies with electorates of about 70k on average.

>this autismlord is bad

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what's the purple party in N. Ireland?

>he's actually this mad

I kept up with the french a few weeks ago. I guess this will test me.

I get the hate on May, but what's with the Corbyn shilling I've been seeing on bong press lately?
also, pic related made me giggle

That NI is completely wrong I think.
Should have 5 colours on it.
Brown is DUP, Purple UUP, should be two differing greens for Sinn Fein and the SDLP. Grey is an independent.

you wish i was an autistic, im much more dangerous.

>Voting for a monkey in a cheap suit

Our press is split heavily between pro-tory and pro-labour papers.
Labour is also fucked. All polls but one outlier put the tories 6-13% ahead of Labour.

Daily reminder to all Irish Republicans.
Vote for the 32CSM or the Republican Sinn Feinn.
Don't vote for the cucked Sinn Feinn.
Brits out of North Ireland.
t. Irish Republican sympathizer.

Spamming the same shit every thread you see is hardly dangerous.

A+
havent you figured out yet i dont care what you say , think , or do :)

edit: the 32CSM is not a political party, my mistake.

There is not a chance Scotland remains that SNP

hes a unmummy may pepe monkey who likes to fuck kids up the ass and cover it up

so they say

How are any of these bad when they are solely anti terror measures?

i guess you and all the tory voters should send a message and stay home and let Corbyn win. why not, england is finished anyway, amirite?

jesus christ people like you are just the worst kind of people to talk about politics
"hurr durr they all suck i can just govern meself" type bullshit
fuck off

Unionists will get 11/18 NI seats again.

Here's some fun seats to watch for Sup Forums and their results last time. The most marginal tory and labour seats in the country.

Ignore his autism, he's been spamming the same 20 photoshop images in brit/pol/ all week.

what if i told you, this isnt my computer, internet, or location and not even to only shithole im posting on right this very second.
your not even worth 10% of what i got going on :)

why you cocksuckers missing out ?

Say goodbye to your internet and hello to more immigration if May wins, bongcuck

ran by people like this right ?

fuckoff

Immigration fell by 80k last year

So what? You're basically admitting to be a paid shill?

Finished work at 5am, going to have a quick poo and a shower then go vote at 7am.

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NET migration fell by 80k. It's still at ridiculous levels that the tories won't change in a million years.

Voting UKIP?

I'm not a retard, I'm voting Labour.

>voting for the paki and gibs party lead by anti-british marxists

> gibs party
of course I forgot we should let families starve to death while providing tax cuts to the rich.

Says the retard voting Labour

>GIVE ME FREE SHIT BIGOT

Yeah totally, we should let people starve and allow the nhs to be sold off!

Why should the poorer people in society be helped, I need a third car!

im not payed im a independent journalist who contributes to various sources and has various blogs on a number of subjests.

i dont wish to share 1kb with the scum and shills on Sup Forums but just public shit posts

unshillable :)

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who feeling /empirical/ here?

god save our queen

Should be 2 pm PST.

vote may you cuck goy

we love you

snort snort snort snort snort snort

>ARE ENN HAITCH ESS

Yes our NHS.

It isn't just mine it is yours too.

Is that gay, British Steven Crowder on the right?

Ah yes, a journalist who can't spell or use punctuation.

worldwide

whos the last to know?

well, don't forget it next time

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when the queen dies, charles should abdicate and william should rebuild the empire

why cant they see me ?

Charles would probably have a better go at rebuilding the empire. William doesnt seem to care yet

in your blindspots

The anglo created human rights and the anglo can take them away

She died over a month ago friend

VOTE MAY YOU DUMB KEK GOY

come and take them

>your

the best of british :)

Nice. Guess i am voting tory.

>Our press is split heavily between pro-tory and pro-labour papers.
The Economist endorsed the Lib Dems tho

Who will win?

That's the globalist papers

Polls almost universally show a tory win, and traditionally polling underestimates tories.

whoever wins, we already lost

a complete fucking cuck and a retard commie to boot is getting 70% of the votes from young people, the same young people who are a bunch of globalists who suck the EU's dick

Once the based old people start dying the UK will be 100% as cucked as scotland, if not worse.

Sometimes I think it's better for you to vote for Corbyn now so that he can fuck things up sooner rather than later and maybe old people can drill some sense into the thick skull of these young retards before they die, with an enormous "i told you so situation", otherwise they'll just grow up retarded and then maybe it'll be too late to change their minds

There's a huge shy tory effect amongst young people.

labour bombed them countries
labour invited them in
labour covered up rotterham

Why are all the choices so shit.
>Commie
>Authoritarian who wants ban the internet
Anyone else has no chance of winning never mind the fact they're all shit anyway.

you are a fucking nobody mate

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>I'm entitled to your money! I need my sky TV and brand clothing and fancy holidays, and new cars! None of that second hand shit! I deserve only the best, and if I need to take other people's money to get it, then fuck them! I deserve it just for existing! I can't even buy the new £600 iPhone with a £40 a month contract without choosing to take out a payday loan! Pay for my iPhone!

There is only one correct choice in this election.

>when the queen dies, charles should abdicate

Emir Charles will be a good king. Fuck off.

What's the story with that LibDem island

>supporting necessary healthcare = paying for other's luxuries

Yeah nice shitpost you nonce cunt.

Orkney and Shetland? It's been Lib dem (or liberal before them) since 1870 in all but one election or something.

But why

Why is Jeb so strong in Scotland?

They would, wouldn't they.

No idea. Local base?

If you are against people receiving value created by others for free, you must also be against the ownership class receiving your surplus.

that is complete and utter bollocks. You're just a class A bourgie cunt

Omw home from night shift, might have to hang around outside a primary school for 10 mins or so for polls to open, hope I don't get accused of noncery

Momentum shill, go back to plebbit

Okay so he's part of yet another pedo ring. How is this an arguement?

like i said earlier, you are a class a bourgie posh eton cunt.

Lets starve families, force people off benefits so I can keep dodging my taxes and buy luxary items ! fuck the poor

you selfish prick

>reaction from the local school girls when they see the fat Sup Forums neckbeard hanging around their school

Why do you guys care? No matter who wins, you will keep taking in muslim immigrants and you will keep getting bombed. Genuine question. Why do you care?

Let's have everything free and paid by the taxes of the 'rich' and hope they don't use their money to instead simply move away or otherwise the country might end up like Venezuela.

Fine business strategy for a country you got there, Jeremy.

Vote Conservative if you want Brexit and increased security
Vote Labour if you like it in the ass by niggers
Vote UKIP if you also like wasting votes

Simple.

Yeah we're going to lower taxes for everyone apart from the rich to 0%. Asking the rich to pay their fair share is not a tax cut for the poor and middle class.

daily reminder that tax avoidance costs the UK taxpayers more than benefit scroungers.

Honestly, just vote Corbyn. Britainstan is finished. It has no future. Lets sacrifice it, so that all the gypsies and muslims in mainland Europe can go to Britainstan. Lets let Europe be Europe. And let Britainstan be Britainstan. Vote Corbyn.