HAPPENING. MAJOR CONFRONTATION BETWEEN NATO/RUSSIAN MILITARY. WW3 IS HERE

>REPORTS OF RUSSIAN/IRANIAN PREEMPTIVE NUCLEAR STRIKE ON SOFT NATO TARGETS AND MAJOR URBAN CENTERS
web.archive.org/web/20170604153538/http://www.newsweek.com/us-missiles-russia-border-nato-moscow-war-games-606806
>>ANONS REPORTING EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM GOING OFF IN MAJOR URBAN CENTERS ON THE EAST AND WEST COAST USA WARNING OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
>UNITED STATES AT DEFCON 1
>MARSHALL LAW DECLARED
>ISRAEL IS GOING TO BE GLASSED
>ROASTED SHLOMOS EVERYWHERE
If you live in the USA/EUROPE you're fucked.
It's been fun guys, but you're all my enemy now. You are another mouth to feed and we can't all survive the nuclear apocalypse together with such limited resources. Discuss your plans.

fake and gay

Keep bumping so we can all take shelter. Nukes in 10.

I would be okay with this

(you) farmers are getting desperate.

>K. Keep me posted

This is not a drill. Grab your weapons and bug-out bag.

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>it's a 'ww3 guize, no but this time forreal' episode

I can confirm this for true

What is a bigger lie? This post or the holocaust?

Leaf you should be safe up there in Canadia. Hide innawoods.

I live right next to ORNL and there is no warning

GAS THE BIKES
MOTORCYCLE GANG BASED COMPETITION FOR BASIC RESOURCES NOW

ODENTON user HERE

FORT MEADE IS ON LOCKDOWN.

Really oodles my noodles.
Nukes in 10!

enjoy your ban. summer time.

Reports of a large explosion in Shekelsburg.

Try something else to troll with.

Phones come with emergency broadcast systems and every American on pol would know before they could even fling shit

>implying burgers won't swarm up north for easy gibz cause they have all the guns

I'm just gonna crouch behind a wall by the border and trip someone holding a fully automatic and give these fucking leafs an early autumn

Just trolling happeningfags. mods delte this thred nw

If you are lying I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. I was in CIA for 50 years and they awarded me over 10 medals.

>Le pretending to be retarded
No. Just leave.

Reddit leave this is a happening thread
kekety kek american populace reduced to about 1/10 its size in the first 10 minutes of bombs dropping.
turn on CNN

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH

It's 4am here. Now is not the time for spooks burgers.

so wheres the nukes faggot

false alarm go back to bed goys.

> news reports
> web.archive in link

At least try you fag

fake i live in the 3rd most likely hit target and i have not heard shit
go play in the fucking freeway