TURN ON CNN

SHELLING HAS STARTED AT AS SALWA

>being this desperate for ratings

lies

Fake news

Could be barrel bombs, early reports circulating in the Kremlin say they're contaminated with pork so that the Qatari soldiers don't make it to paradise.

Nah that's a hacked Russian satellite image

NUKE JUST WENT OFF IN DUBAI!

Sage and you're a smelly nigger

Wolf Blitzer is live at the ayatollah's gay harem in Tehran

CNN = Pavlovs Dogs. good goy . sit.

Anything for them to keep from eating the crow they're going to get served tomorrow.

Xfinity just shut down here in LA, and I'm hearing a ton of car alarms. Any news regarding California Sup Forums?

>Saw CNN
>Read that as 'shilling'

Kek

you're already dead user

Shut the fuck up.

Why does this have to be a larp

ALL COMMUNICATION WITH New York HAS BEEN LOST!

>Turn on CNN
HAH NICE TRY SHILL I DONT HAVE CABLE TV
>Check cnn.com anyways
>COMEYS BOMBSHELLS
Fuck you got me here's your (you) shill

Kill yourself.

Yeah it's still a shithole

BOO HOO HOO

Salwa salvoes sally forth salaciously. Sad.

ITS NOT TRUE
BUT I BELIEVE IT ANYWAY

CNN shills are trying to get clicks for their Jewish overlords. Dont take the bait

>'m hearing a ton of car alarms
typical night in LA desu