Brit/pol/ - kpop edition

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=5YdEEDdxIWg

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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Start buying guns.

Start buying toyota's.

Nice one, I was just baking as well.

Another instance of Muslims being Muslims.
>archive.fo/rKJMz

Unregistered guns, don't let them track you.

Voting in support of /ournutt/ later lads

Start buying Fiestas

toyota's what?

Unregistered ones, don't let them track you.

See

>choosing a fiesta over a cosworth

>tfw apaches are patrolling london
archive.fo/nIzxq

>choosing a cosworth over a capri

holy christ that image must have a body count in the thousands.

>choosing a caprishit over a coswroth

>choosing a coswroth over a cosworth

Fuck off you smelly cunt, I just got in not even an hour agoo

fuck your samsung koreans stop takin our precious dollars

I just like how the interior of the 2017 Fiesta looks.

My grandad used to work for Ford. Very high up the chain. I've got one of 500 Pewter models of an RS Cosworth. He gave me it for free. No idea how much it's worth. Probably nothing.

i used to go to school in tooting (20% muslim now), and still live in london, so yes. i'd rather not have burqas and faith schools but i'm not a larper who thinks one day the brits will rise up and start banning islam
probably because it's hard to argue in favor of preserving traditions just for the sake of it (good or bad). it either gets passed down or it doesn't.

and most of our nations were formed under the birth of capitalism. would be quite ironic to see capitalism/consumerism end them.

Not an argument desu senpai.

To be fair, nicest car is Mk1 Golf.

Really hope May bans anime tbqh.

>I just like how the interior of the 2017 Fiesta looks.
??????

Voting UKIP in an hour and 20 minutes lads.

She can't ban it if we give the anime waifu a burka.

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

>nicest car is Mk1 Golf.
Wrong.

what's nige doing nowadays?

>Buying German goods

For the price you're paying, it looks fantastic, also you posted an awful colour scheme.

he does a radio show

Mate, I'm torn now. Forgot about these beauties, never seen in real life though.

>Automatic
I know
But this is a better colour scheme which I think looks really nice.

>dyed hair
thats a red flag, if she cant accept herself or blindly follows trends she cant decide for herself and is so insecure about herself that she seeks approval from anyone she meets, most likely ending in another mans bed
nothing constructive just passing by shitposting

Oh shit it's not even automatic

Assumed it would be because
>left hand drive ford

>nothing constructive just passing by shitposting
Took the words right out of my mouth.

>Range from £13,955
For that price you could have a decent Chimaera which has a much nicer interior, exterior and completely wrecks the fiesta performance wise, unless you're young (read: poorfag) and can't afford the insurance.

>not buying a transit van and doing out the back so you can avoid the rent jew

>TVR

We were talking about hatchbacks you div

lots of major cuties who are super nice have dyed hair in Korea, Black or Blonde or Colour, but the ones to be really afraid of are people who dye their hair brown.

oh yeah forgot to add
shit-tier waifu

HELLO CITIZEN!

THERE WILL BE NONE OF THIS "SELF DEFENSE" NONSENSE!

It's imfuckingpossible to find a proper one in good condition, my mate's mate used to have a Corolla GT-S a while ago although it was in pretty bad condition but ever since I had a shot I've fell in love with and wanted to drive the trueno sprinter.

>mortal
>can't handle the tvr
Checks out.

Cool thread, guys

>diversity is our strength
>here's some tips on avoiding surrender
WEW

I imagine they'd be a fucker to maintain over here though, I think it's pretty rare. It's a big chinkmobile innit.

I'm still upset that you get the 3 door model. Ford's domestic marketing team is fucking retarded.

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>i used to go to school in tooting (20% muslim now), and still live in london, so yes. i'd rather not have burqas and faith schools but i'm not a larper who thinks one day the brits will rise up and start banning islam

Not who you're replying to but I don't think they will, I just hope they do.

Yea you're right, no man needs a v8. Too loud and scary. Anything above a 1l engine should be banned.

Wait you can't get a 3dr Fiesta in the US? Why the fuck not? Who the fuck buys a 5 door Fiesta

Who here /voting at exactly 7/ ?

Postal voted a week ago

>missing out on the experience of going to physically vote
Lad..

Uni and all that lad. Voted by post at my parent's address over this lib-lab shithole

>Not who you're replying to but I don't think they will, I just hope they do.
Not who you're replying to either but I think you're right. In the past week the attitude online across a lot of major platforms seems to have taken a sharp swerve toward violence and hatred toward Muslims. I know this is just online shit but sooner or later that stuff spills over.

I think in a year or two we might start seeing semi-regular occurrences of violence toward Muslims and their businesses and shit. Burning mosques, wrecked takeaways, random beatings and shit of that nature. There was already a mosque burned down in Manchester after the recent attack.

>Why the fuck not

Not that guy but they, Ford, probably think it won't sell in the US.

Burgers are scared of 2 door cars. I was very close to buying a FiST, but I decided on a nice coupe instead.

>go on youtube
>search up ae86
>youtube.com/watch?v=oag3MLrl5Gg pops up
>uploaded 7 hours ago
>owned by a fucking literal neckbeard weeb who let it get to such a shit state

I don't see why they wouldn't sell it though. The three door fiesta is the best selling car in the UK. It's got phenomenal handling, great price, very roomy, fantastic performance.
They're scared of shedding weight on smaller cars? That makes no sense.

>cuckservative candidate for my conditiuency is the director of "open Europe"
>hate mummy's views on internet regulation
>all the other parties are either irrelivant or bat shit socialists

What do I do lads?

1 more hour til stations open lads.

Why? A vote for UKIP in competitve constituencies is a vote for Jeremy Corbyn.

>They're scared of shedding weight
Could've just ended there.

>his gf is a pillow waifu
>still got better car than all of us
Everything hurts.

LibDem surge incoming, hold on to your milk.

Where you live laddy?

P O L L I N G D A Y
It's like fucking Christmas lads

Can't wait for some comfy overnight viewing tonight

is that hyejeong?

It's basically like McCain vs. Bernie Sanders. I hope Corbyn wins cause May is just a slow boil to the same ends. It's better people see it happen quickly, so there is more resolve to fix the problems with effective long term solutions.

Bit of a silly assumption, lad.

>They're scared of shedding weight
:D

>his gf is a pillow waifu
>still got better car than all of us
>Everything hurts.

>that interior

They're damn scared of shedding weight. No, but in all seriousness, the target demographic for standard fiestas is not conducive to 2 door. They are one of a few fleet car models here, and their affordability attracts young families who probably have kids and dogs and shit.

Will she lose her seat?

Think my constituency's name is North Tyneside.

Realistically, my vote means nothing as Labour wins regardless.

>It's basically like McCain vs. Bernie Sanders
It's really not lad

Sanders was a meme liberal (((demogradig socialisd))) whereas Corbyn is an unironic commie and terrorist enabler

If we're going to fall for the accelerationism meme I'd like to do it without bread lines in the immediate future

Change the rules, lads.

Do teenage boys in the US not buy Hatchbacks then? Standard boy racer gear here.

Okay, fine, you can do that

>63% of the vote in 2015
Not a hope in hell lad, sadly

How many polling stations get bombed / attacked today bongs ?

Truly, 3rd world tier elections.

Bongs,

Is there a candidate in your election that is somewhat like Nigel Farage or are you guys stuck with a knock-off Thatcher and Chairman Corbyn Mao?

Not too familiar with your political scene atm.

>I'd like to do it without bread lines
I've long lost faith that such a route, devoid of this, is possible.

You have to kill the communist first.

You pretty much got it spot on. Paul Nuttall, the new UKIP leader, is trying to fill Nige's boots but he's failing pretty summarily and most people think he's a bit of a joke

The latter.

Besides, Alan Mak is a literal remainer, unfortunately.

Although I voted Tory in the locals due to UKIP not standing and it only being Tory, Labour, Green and Lib Dem.

>The absolute state of Lily Allen

Do you think the weather will have a big impact on the election lads.

Aye, that's a pretty strong labour dive. Mine's labour too, though not quite as strongly as up your end.

There'll be a fuckload of security out and about today. I'm anticipating a knife attack somewhere in London but there won't be widespread disruption

Possible, if it gets worse. All the young ones will opt out in order to stay home and dry and not ruin their £300 hair do. Then they'll complain about old people are ruining their future and need to die.

I'll be glad when this utterly pointless election is over.

Would legit grind her pussy into my face. Bet she tastes like feminism.

Yes

As will we all, though I don't see why you're too bothered by it all, doesn't mean anything for you.

Should I even bother voting? Should I spoil my ballot?

I'd vote Tory if I lived in a marginal.
>No UKIP candidate

My first car was a hatch. It was fucking fantastic. It manifests in a different way. Everyone here who wants a hatch wants a 240sx or a supra. They are old and therefore very uncommon to see (pricey if not on blocks). Nobody drives hot hatches in the US.

Spoil your ballot then mate if you don't see any use in it. Your spoiled ballot alone doesn't count for shit all but everyone who doesn't vote should spoil their ballot, so it's good to start with yourself.

>Nobody drives hot hatches in the US.

That's sad to hear, they're really fun to drive but also really practical to use day to day.

Spoil your ballot or throw it into the sea of tory votes to counteract the MUH VOTE SHARE effect from some mong in Liverpool

Yes, I'm in a labour stronghold that itself is in the middle of a tory stronghold

(Blackpool) I'm still voting even though it really doesn't matter here

I think the problem is that the British are king at putting the most in the smallest place and the Yanks are the king at putting the least in the largest space. So they love their 140ft long """coupes""" and shit where as we enjoy civilised vehicles.

>(Blackpool)
I'm so sorry.

>they're really fun to drive
I don't understand how you can enjoy anything that's not rwd after driving rwd.

>blackpool

Democracy doesn't work

Wait. what?
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-06/labour-said-to-privately-be-preparing-for-a-u-k-election-defeat