Brit/pol/ - Vote May Get Blair Edition

OFFICIAL THREAD VIDEO
youtube.com/watch?v=OxrPK4x0Fnk

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E
dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)
forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083
theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/
rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html
survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Survation-GE2017-Final-Poll-2d7l9l8.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>he votes

I love these.

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First for vote tory

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Now you have Teresa looking like Macron's wife, OP.

Gonna vote Tory after I finish volunteer work.

You got here on time, we were just talking about you.

If Labour win and Brexit fails, we will never be able to live it down on Sup Forums lads.

At that point Sup Forums's opinion will matter far more to me than the fate of Britain.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E

So who's going to win? No meming and cite sources.

Brightening my morning commute

When's the BBC stream nigels?

Who /voted/ here?

Just voted for the many, not the few

Stop posting shit shite you filthy cunt.

Labour won't win though.

Thoughts on this

#neonazisforlabor

dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>SHOW ME YOUR FEET YOU FILTHY WHORE

>Preet Gill

QUINTESSENTIALLY

Nobody cares you live in Birmingham

>cite sources
It's fucking poll speculation lad there are literally no sources to cite

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>Birmingham
Are you called Ahmed?

Red pill me on Tesco?

>voting labour in a (somewhat) marginal

WHY

Edgbaston is a marginal

Fuck off I'm voting mummy.

urgh, she looks like a trogg. also voted labour.... just joking, voting for Tory.

Impossible, it's shit.

Tories. Ignoring survation the polling average is +8% for the tories. Labour sources are expecting to lose big in the suburbs

Worst quality groceries at highest possible price with poor ambience 10/10 would avoid

>voting Labour in a seat that could turn blue
Sickening lad. You should be ashamed

Tory +1

>Colin Francis trying to steal the green vote

which way will you british faggots cuck yourself?

FREE MEN will vote UKIP.

I look foward to the numbers post-election... UKIP vote share will be the litmus test for English manhood.

Better than Sainsburys, worse than Waitrose.

But I love are jezza

>I love a senile communist

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fuck off.

Dont be mad

>yougov predictions
Fucking lol

It's great best place to buy food, I local has krispy kreme donuts

neck yourself

nasty, go Morrisons instead, quality is better.

>Loving a politician

Umm, no sweetie... no non-blackpills allowed.

No UKIP on the ballot so had to vote Conservative.

SurveyNation had Conservatives at 41.4 and Labour at 40.3 yesterday. It's anyone's game right now

>RODGERS, Dick.

Mein sides.

The guys a fucking idiot.

Have they brought the morals back yet?

>SurveyNation
Who?

Surveynation isn't a recognised pollster

Owned by Jews. Says it all.

>tfw not a bingbong

A couple weeks ago I planned to vote for him because of his name, but really been impressed with Corbyn lately so want to give him a chance... That and I cant stand the Tory cunts

Oh, it's the Dick Rodgers mong

SurvNation, my bad

VOTINGKEKS BTFO

Who /Just Voted Labour/ here?

Hmmmmm, really makes you think, what could it all mean?:

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

>shalln't

Peter tries way too hard sometimes.

>tfw

Mixed up between Survation and Surveymonkey I guess?

>Labour voters
>lose later
>didn't vote
>complain on twitter

Sad that UKip collapsed, they could have actually won in Blackpool South

Still, literally who? Never heard of them

Is all the criticism of May not completely meaningless at this point? Why would you elect a terrorist sympathizing communist? Anything is better than a communist.

SurvNation was the only poll that correctly predicted the 2015 election

Just got back from the polling station lads. Shit was intense. Had some Labour hippies staring me out proper, trying on the old intimidation tactics, a few Tory nonces walking around in their mustard cords swinging their dicks around and banging on about May being a bloody difficult woman while a couple of Lib Dems were cowing in the corner watching their wives get blacked mumbling something about progression and equality. But I stood firm, I did NOT let my guard down.

AND I VOTED UKIP FOR THE BOYS. LET'S FUCKING HAVE IT YOU SLAGS.

they didn't publish that poll because they didn't believe it

It's not real m8.

What the fuck are you on about? Not a member of the British Polling Council

Who here /marginalseat/?

LADS

CONS STILL GONNA REK ON NEAR 50%

MOST LIKELY ABOUT 51-51

F

THEY GONNA DESTROY THE COUNTRY

BUT THE PARTY HAS BEEN BASED SINCE BREXIT

YOU CANT STOP IT

Vote snp like a good lad

REMINDER get out and vote
Vote conservative even if it's a safe conservative seat, and then in council elections vote ukip. Alternatively if it's a safe labour seat still vote conservative so we have both a parliamentary and democratic mandate so we don't have a Hilary type event

BASED ME

What could it all mean? Can you decipher it? Real all the articles?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

who knows most pollsters? looks like they pair up with Mail on Sunday/Good Morning Britain. their results are here:

survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Survation-GE2017-Final-Poll-2d7l9l8.pdf

Oh wait, you mean, Survation?
Their poll is a massive outlier from the rest (all tories +6 to +13) and they were the most wrong in 2015 by far. ComRes were best then and show tories +10

>MOST LIKELY ABOUT 51-51
>BUT THE PARTY HAS BEEN BASED SINCE BREXIT
Why do we allow Americans to exist?

see

Tory Landslide = if youth turnout is less the 65%

Yes, yes well done Torys , well done....

HOWEVER...

Hung Parliament = if youth turnout greater than> 65% (would be historic)

>BUT THE PARTY HAS BEEN BASED SINCE BREXIT

Wrong

BASED CHER

>TFW NO PIKEY GF

>yankposting already begun
Fuck sake

hello lads god save the queen and all that

when will we find out May has lost, Corbyn has won, and Brexit was but a dream?

who /voted/ here?

Lads, I'm just so excited.
I can't wait until tonight for the twitter/reddit/neofag salt.

SurvNation IS a member of the BPC. Says so on the first page here:

survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Survation-GE2017-Final-Poll-2d7l9l8.pdf

Conservatives at 41.2, Labour at 40.3

RESPECT YOUR OLDFAGS PEASANT

When Trump builds the wall

DID YOU VOTE UKIP TOO?

Just voted ukip

Carlisle

The place was empty

Exit poll in 14 hours and 20 minutes when polls close

They're called SURVATION not SurvNation you fucking yank mongoloid. And their poll is a huge outlier to the other 8 or so companies which are all tories +6 to +13.

EXIT POLLS WHEN??????