You can't make this shit up, Sup Forums

You can't make this shit up, Sup Forums

>this shatters the fragile manchild ego

lmao

What a cucked city holy shit.

That's why it will always play second fiddle to Barcelona.

>meanwhile economy in the shitter and sky high levels of unemployment

Good to see they have their priorities straight

Good. because its rude and discourteous.
Why should you take up more space than you need?

>more space than you need
I need ball space you dumb fucking roastie numale faggot cunt

he slorpin

post sneks

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i have a snek

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heres another one friends

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It's not "manspreading" it's "being a fucking nigger on public transport".

I fucking hate those cunts who want to open up their legs like some fucking manslut and take up all the perfectly free space on a crammed ass fucking train or bus.

this thread has been officially snekposted

Jeremy?

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b-b-but im transgendered!
>REEE

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what the...

>you can be fined if you don't sit down in the way mandated by the state

i think they're having a hiss-tory lesson

How do you make sure that your pet snek doesnt bite or kill you?

nathan scott phillips!

straya confirmed for best sneks

WTF?
I though meds aren't cucked.

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>has seemingly forgotten about female modesty laws

you can never be sure.

Noodles are best pet

Thats pretty dangerous

I like this thread.

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That rich cobra with the laptop needs to check his privilege

lel

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT SNEK'S GENDER?

Why can't you just ask the person to move his leg?

Banning the way people sit is insane.

crocodile a shit

Sup Forumsweenies and drumoftards will think this is 'le commies' when in reality its liberals - whomst communists actually despite as much as you nazis
/r/shitliberalssay

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Barcelona is twice as cucked my mans.

Go to Bilbao for the real best city of the south of Europe.

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Don't get a venomous snake, ball pythons and corn snakes which are the main ones people have as pets are constricters, they dont use venom to kill something.

They are very docile hence the ball pythons name, referring its first line of defence which isn't biting but actually just curling into a ball.

They treat you like a portable heat rock so as long as you dont hurt them they won't hurt you back, its mutual trust and if one does coil around you, unwrap from the end of the tail, weakest part.

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You don't need to take up any space at all, faggot.

Neck yourself.

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more sneksssss

Awwwww snek

Those are still a thing ?

fpbp
nice digits btw

spooky noodle

Cute snek

I'll keep doing it anyways lol

I want a super fire/red eyed lucistic so bad. They are like 700 USD here in the states though.

Sexy fucking snake none the less.

Why do the two shitposting capitals of the world always raid my threads

my municipality doesn't even allow reptiles, have them all categorized as "exotic pet" making it illegal. Feelz bad

>thinking snekposting is ruining your thread

no user you are the problem

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u no like sneks?

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Good no one wants to see your dicks you disgusting rude fucks.

t. femanon

its caught a mouse

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Tarantulas r prettier

not everyone is a castrated whiney bitch like you. read your post again. pathetic.

tee hee.

boo hoo, you're being lumped into that category because you're no different. you're actually worse. deal with it mate.

the reptile shelter I volunteer at has one, they're alright

that snake has a lot of dead pixels

Where are the suicide gifs when you need'em.

You have to live in a big city to understand

This is the mayor of Madrid.

Stop posting this fucking gif. It's unsettling. I want all snakes to fucking die

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>listed in order
>sees spotted brown snake

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more sneks dammit

Snakes are gay.

It's about time this ban was implemented. Men have got to cut it out.

>implying men show panties

People have probably tried that for years and found that it did not work. Hence the need to legislate

Communist shithole pushes communist agenda instead of hanging communists in skirts on the lamposts.
You did this to yourself.

No, bullshit,
It's a non issue. Except for like 1% of the female population that see everything males do his hurrassment. It's just propaganda for them

>You can't make this shit up, Sup Forums
B-but somebody just did user. It's even in your image post.

for you, perhaps

that's some dank weed you got there mate, what strain is it?

what does this have to do with sneks?

white widow

>Barcelona
>Less cucked than Madrid

cmon now...

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>if only everybody was emasculated as me...