Brit/pol/ - Give Mummy your energy edition

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=GDpmVUEjagg

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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First for our lad Corbyn

Who remembers this classic?

youtube.com/watch?v=JXkQ25Gi0KY

GIVE MUMMY YOUR INTERNET FREEDOM

First for Big Mama May.

WTF HOLY SHIT

Manchester Withington
I hear it's nice
The lady who's running for them is lovely but I really dislike everything else about the party
I'm a beady eyed ANGLO
Did you even look at the ballot? UKIP aren't running.

>Vote cymru to take away a labour seat.
this
also that welsh dialect is pretty hot

Voted Conservative to stop the SNP

Is Nige's show on today?

Been to vote lads, I was the only person there.

Looking like a low turnout today.

Is it CP
i never trust 4chins when it say search ________

WAYULS

Celtic supporting Tory voter here.

AMA

So, who will be doing meme streams?

dumb frogposter

God I hope Angus gets his smug arse rinsed live on tv.

UKIP haven't ran in my constituency in either of the last two elections, campaigned for them back in the day and voted for them in the EU parliament, not much else I could do lad.

All the tories will be too disappointed with May's campaign to bother voting, while the Corbynista's will all be really eager to go vote. In before Labour landslide

LMAO GOD DAMNIT I MADE THE WORST THREADA EVER ALREADY

KEKING ME IS PRETTY BASED THO

VOTE UKIP OR I WILL IMMIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY

>cp on google

kys retard. just do it's funny

If the SNP get really, really reamed Salmond might lose his seat too

Fingers crossed tbqh

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Forgive me lads for I have sinned; I will vote Tory this evening after work.

I live in Hampstead and Kilburn (one of the most pro-Remain places in the UK) and we have a shot of getting rid of our Labour and Muslim MP. I cannot pass up this opportunity.

Does Brit/pol/ hate me?

FUCK THE SNP

ummm freedom of movement is not immigration sweetie x

brit/pol/ btfo by based cancer patient

No, voting Conservative is the best option this election.

it is

Most of brit/pol/ has fallen for the tactical voting meme lad, don't beat yourself up for it.

I'm voting for a tory parachute princess from the other end of the country just to get rid of the Labour incumbent

britainelects final Nowcast for the 8th June:

CON: 356 (+26)
LAB: 219 (-13)
SNP: 43 (-13)
LDEM: 9 (+1)

T O R Y S U R G E

Not one of you? Are you all newfags?

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vote ukip

If it meant getting rid of a muslim MP I might even vote green.

>wanting a hard brexit
>not voting tory

These people actually exist lads

id like to aPLAID my CUMry in here if you know what im saying

repost this

>T O R Y S U R G E

>+26

No. Probably can't be trusted not to break the rules about reporting on campaigns on polling day.

>posts a video titled 'praise be to kek'
>accuses others of being newfags
Fucking state of you lad

Remember to reject the nonce Nigel "child porn in his garage" Farage today.

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rip Britain.

i can't see the image, i keep getting
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Big up da West Hampstead massive!

>LDEM: 9 (+1)

SSSSUUURRRRGE

Reposting since I didn't notice the thread was ded
>tfw UKIP weren't even an option in my area
Well I've voted for the Tories lads, got pretty mixed feelings about that but there's no way in hell I'm voting for Comrade Corbyn or the fucking SNP.

I don't have any energy for her.

who needs internet porn when you got girls like these? right lads?

Steady on now there Bogdan, no need to get violent.

Kek is newfaggotry

E N E R G Y
T O
M A Y

Doctor CIA, I'm Pavel.

Hey guys I just got back from the polling station here in the UK and it doesn't look good for May...

Everyone in line was wearing Corbyn hats and Corbyn t-shirts and I even witnessed two May voters standing in line trash talk two remain voters within the span about 5 minutes. Luckily a gang of about 10 of us overheard it so we beat the shit out of them before they could vote and they high tailed it out of there.

We have assigned a couple of big guys to stand around and make sure they don't come back but overall everything looks good for Corbyn.

> Brexit
>7. Brexit

WE will build an immigration system with gender equality and social justice at its heart. WE will design trade deals that work for everybody. WE will make sure Brexit does not turn back the clock on gender equality through secondary legislation.


From the womens equality party manifesto

brit/pol/ btfo by based cancer patient

dunno what happened lads

America you have a point but you wont win this point

Obtain arms

Hello Pawel, you appear to have your flag on sideways

Actually I'm more Chalk Farm

Fuck that, Corbyn all the way.

Witch mummy's tit milk is sour.
I'm having grandpa's wherthers originals.

Vote may if you like being fucking cuck, and having the internet and civic freedoms killed.
>May's track record on migration.

POST SLAGS

NEXT THREAD BETTER BEBSLAG EDITION

Winning something in scotland. Would be nice.

t. newfag

Lads, I just got back from voting. I was planning on voting for the Tories, but I realised what I was about to do, so at the last minute I voted Lib Dems.

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Dont click on it guys.
I hope you fucking die painfully.

>I live in Hampstead and Kilburn

Fancy a pint mate? You know the Flask in Highgate?

BIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING

t rasheed al rashik al bombsheed

Gonna write in Tony Blair lads

4 1 5 2 3

Brexit has to be negotiated. Why are you voting on policy when Brexit is more important than anything in our lifetime? You want the likes of fat Abbott negotiating the deal?

End yourself

HEIL BLAIR!

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Anyone got the May Pepe?

Fuck lads, got to go to work soon. I won't be able to shit post for 9 fuckinghours, what should I do?

Fuarck I want the girl on the right to dominate me

>a whole day of this shit
Can we not lads

what is going on with this thread

Is there any TV news covering the election during the day? I know british broadcasters cant but are any foreign (but english language) ones covering it?

Just voted Rishi Sunak lads

post nudes or gtfo

Diane Abbott is a train wreck

I get that she's had a breakdown because of pressure and it isn't really her fault, but they should have replaced her months ago.

what do you mean don't click on it? its a screenshot of google you fucking mong. and it just refers to nudism which has been legal on the internet forever.

>not having a comfy office job with plenty of time to shitpost
wew, pity for you lad

Y tho

vote for mummy lads!

>Voting is your duty, regardless of who you or those around you support, you need to make your voice heard and participate in the future of this country.
>Unless you're right wing, in which case kill yourself

Why does anyone give a shit about a fat bald Northerner whose life revolves around children's toys anyway? He's barely half a notch above CWC.

Good luck lads. Don't fuck it and vote tory.

Doubt they give a shit, so probably not.

Back in my day people posted videos like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=aCdCzS3c9SE

Corbyn is as close to redpilled as it gets in this election.
>Anti israel.
>Anti syrian intervention.
>Anti E.U.
>Anti Saudi
>Anti establishment.
>Will help nhs and police.
>Won't kill internet.
>Nearly all the ((((press)))) is utterly against him.
>underdog.

May.
>Israel loving.
>Anti assad.
>Sorts her rich mates out.
>Migration out of control.
>Killing nhs.
>Killing police.
>Killing internet.
>Loves saudi.
>Loves the establishment and is loved back.
>((((press)))) on her side.
>Predicted to win by polls.

Pic related, who your proposing to help. Cuck OP.

>biggest Tory landslide since 1983

I got work senpai
>tfw workerbee

Besides I live on the other side of the constituency in Chalk Farm

Cher

Nah, she's just be tasked with heading up the state mandated girlfriend unit. Going to force all NEETS to breed with muslim immigrants to create a more 'racially tolerant' mixed society.