Brit/pol/ Are Neil Edition

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Neil#Private_Eye
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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For those who have voted

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SMASH THE LEFT

Cymru.

I'm having to rely on burger news just to get some coverage

On my way in a bit lads, who do I go for. Seat is solid conservative so it's basically a free vote.
Con/UKIP or write in: Myself/Blair/Queen Liz/Jeb Bush

twitter.com/GusTheFox/status/872726886991974401

Will Murdoch ever recover?

i miss milimeme

WEATHER FORECAST

NO GOOD FOR STUDENTS

OR ANOTHER THING

OKAY FINAL ONE

SHOULD I DO IT?

GO AND VOTE

youtube.com/watch?v=lzbK7VWnrOE

>no NI

UKIP

>not voting BNP

explain yourselves.

hmm

G-good Morning Anglo-senpais. . .

Friendly reminder that the potato is the based ally of the Anglo and you should vote for Mummy May.

>Obligatory Brillo Pad & Friend photo has been activated
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Neil#Private_Eye

REUNITED GLAMORGANSHIRE WHEN

Post em

dumb frogposter

SHUT UP, YOU AMERICAN. YOU ALWAYS TALK

WOAH MAN, CAN YOU LIKE, BELIEVE TRUMP DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE?

REALLY WHAT AN ASSHOLE

fuck off all this paper btw

They have about 7 candidates running. There's no one to vote for.

Furfags are the most degenerate form of life on this planet.

Just got back from the polling station lads

There was literally about 3 students looking fags with pink/purple hair and trenchcoats with hammer and sickle pins on them, all shouting about voting labour some shit about student funding and some other shit about the NHS.

Two of them clearly had severe autism so i can see why they care so much about the NHS, they were literally screaming in unison.

"VOTE LABOUR VOTE LABOUR VOTE LABOUR"

and

"ONE TWO THREE FOUR TORY RACISTS NOT WELCOME HERE"

It was absolutely hilarious.

I guess that was the average labour voter.

win 2.50 at worst. you lose no money?

lel

Andrew is red pilled

>tried to make a cheeky tory vote
>my imam was breathing down the back of my neck quoting hadiths

Probably forgot to register to vote.

convince me to vote Tory lads

tempted to vote for UKIP as May seems like another blairite cuck, what do?

dumb frogposter

>not being American

what's it like to have autism?

>This is my Conservative MP

Feels good having an MP that isn't a cuck, I can actually vote Conservative without feeling guilty.

I climbed Snowdon recently. Lovely day. Killed my knees though.

Who here dressed as a Tory Boy to go vote

autism is something only white people get

Gonna have a cheeky run through some wheat on the way to vote lads

>Daesh request that you please vote Tory so they can get their weapons via Saudi Arabia

literally any traditional Labour voter who has some concerns about Corbyn will see that and think "fuck it, i'm going for May"

>dressed in all blue
>probs gonna vote UKIP
D E V I L I S H

Vote Tory to damage the left more effectively than voting UKIP.

>retards think that drawing dicks on your ballot will change anything

Utter state of Votetards.
The democratic system is broken.
Participating can't change that.

STILL UKIP

UMA DELICIA

>There was literally about 3 students looking fags with pink/purple hair and trenchcoats with hammer and sickle pins on them, all shouting about voting labour some shit about student funding

Wasn't it Labour who introduced tuition fees for uni?

BASED UKIP

My Tory MP voted against letting in 3000 unaccompanied Syrian "children".

That secured my vote for him even though he was a remainer but 53% here voted Leave so he should go along with hard Brexit.

its the new tourrettes/ADHD

>tfw cheeky ed millimeme write in

What if Labour gets 199 and Tories 360 :(

>he doesn't know about the hordes of anime-obsessed basketball americans
You're in for a treat the day you stumble into black weeb twitter, user

dumb frogposter

THIS

Does anyone have a link to a BBC stream for tonight?

I usually use the iPlayer one, but I don't want it to be five minutes behind.

There is no left or right in mainstream politics you fucking retard, only centrist globalists arguing about single digit differences in tax rates while agreeing to flood the UK with hundreds of thousands of immigrants.

bangor yeah,yeah

They're called the Islamic State you cunt, and they want you to vote Labour for the free movement of their people.

>"ONE TWO THREE FOUR TORY RACISTS NOT WELCOME HERE"
That is an abominably shit chant even by momentum standards

I wore my British tie :) :) :) x

How does the election look, Brits? Be honest.

I'd hate to be a UKIP voter, dunno how I could handle the entire country laughing at me

dumb summerposter

They're barely running anywhere

I don't have any meme parties or independent candidates to vote for, only the top 5

>Corbyn is mates with the Hamas
>May is mates with the Saudis

WTF I love UKIP now

Wanted to vote Tory but felt guilty and voted labour instead

When i was repressing being a tranny I was able to. But now I'm on estrogen I just can't be mean anymore.

Whoever wins, we lose.

He lives on in our hearts.

This. It's like the celebrities on Twitter. They make people want to vote for Conservative out of spite.

>told my mum i was voting lib dem
>soiled my ballot instead
sorry mumsy

Better than Brexit from just going off here.

On Brexit day alot of people were putting on here Voted Remain

Two horse race in my constituancy between Lib Dems and Conservatives (Both Labour, UKIP and Green are virtually non-existant). Reluctantly cast a for Conservatives. Unfortunately lots of my pro-Corbyn friends are tactically voting for Lib Dem, so I'm having to abandon UKIP this time around.

My Tory MP was a Leave campaigner so not a total disaster I guess.

UKIP are heroes you cunt. The entirey of Europe holds a quiet admiration of Farage. Except for the leadership of course.

corbyn isnt winning dumb poor person

>WTF I love UKIP now

THIS!!

None of those figures are Theresa May you mong

>twitter.com/GusTheFox/status/872726886991974401
i'd be pretty angry of i ran the supermarket, or even just worked there.

some autistic cunt is ruining your day because he thinks he is a smart cunt.

at the least, the guy should get an ASBO banning him from the supermarket. i'd maybe go as far as the small claims court for damaging 40 copies of the sun.

Is it pretty much confirmed that Peter Hitchens posts here, or at least, browses these threads? Because he does.

dumb frogposter

>10 hours until the exit poll

With your ability to pull facts out of your ass like that you should run for head of the Conservative party lad

Farage will be remembered in 100 years, May and Corbyn won't be.

Wanted to vote UKIP but they weren't running

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sky on youtube is basically 1-1 with TV, like 15 seconds behind for me

Can an American get a quick rundown on your election? Will May win reelection? I hope so because she's been quite friendly with Trump and I'd like to see the romance continue post-Brexit.

I hope so.

Are you all applying lotion on your hands for the inevitable Mummy slide, when she'll force Brit/pol/ to pat my head?

Voted for Labour.

For the Männer, not the Jew.

He'll be remembered as the guy who bottled it and resigned when he got exactly what he wanted because he wasn't prepared for it and didn't want to face the consequences

>Can't vote Tory because I'm Scottish
>Can't vote SNP because I don't want to become Sweden 2.0
>Can't vote Labour because I'm not a communist
>Can't vote LibDems because I voted Brexit
>Can't vote UKIP because they're racists
>Can't vote Greens because they're nutters

What the fuck do I do?

Looks very good for the Tories, Labour officials have accepted defeat.

Smaller parties have huge funding issues and struggle to put up candidates for councils let alone MPs.

Tories make 200-300 million a year from rich "donors", Labour has the trade unions, everybody else is fucked.

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This will be interesting. Ferrari's great.

And anyone is better than fucking John Nicolson.

> Peter Hitchens

> having fun

>supports 340,000 immigrants coming into the country
>heroes

Is Nigel doing media today? I'd gladly listen to him all night desu

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