Brit/pol/: Whoever wins we lose Edition

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
strawpoll.me/13138826
youtube.com/watch?v=OaXVepEtCGg
youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo
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bagoina

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Who "not voting because Torries are gay, Labour are cunts and UKIP are in shambles" here?

Who else is spoiling their ballot?

How long until polls close?

NVEr FORGET

voting green was spoiling it enough imo

10pm lad

Any source or proof on that? I'd like to use it to shitpost and pretend I care about the election.

if corbyn wins, england becomes a warzone

Its getting a bit hectic in here.

Somebody make a NEW thread please.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

just been to the polls lads. i voted corbyn. theresa may has proven herself useless against the scourge of islamic terroir. labour will fix this.

jokes

Just had a job interview. It was going really well until obviously the topic of politics came up. He asked me who I was voting for and I panicked and spluttered Ukip. He just looked at me for a couple of seconds and wrote something down in his notebook. Did I fuck up?

.... by ushering in shariah law.

Thanks, bruv.

wanted to vote UKIP but didn't want to be branded a racist so I voted tory

CAN'T SWAY THE MAY
lol, I wish this were real.

FAKE AND GAY

nah, he just jotted down 'top lad' and underlined it twice

kek

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/DeportAllUKJews/
>tfw Comrade Corbyn installs "Socialism in One Country"
>first actual National-Socialist leader in history
>most anti Semitic leader in British history
>Israel gets nuked
>Jews get sent to gulag
>all the (((banks))) get nationalised
>Britain becomes an industrial worker's paradise again

No UKIP candidate in my area so spoilt my ballot with UKIP scrawled across it lads

Daily reminder if you voted Tory or labour you are literal scum

You're wasting your effort.

Tory shills and newspapers have convinced/pol/tards that voting for the failed Home Secretary and another 5 years of austerity is a good idea.

Can't we just get a comfy sticky for today, what is this shit

I just voted UKIP, lads.

going to get an early night lads and wait for all this blow over.
cu tomo

Haven't slept for 36 hours as it is. Don't think I'll make it through tonight.
I imagine there will be a sticky once polls close.

Would UKIP have done better if Farage was still in charge of it?

Good lad.

just took my daughter to the polls to show her the importance of democracy

who here /allnighter/ ?

When she gets raped by Ahmed its on you

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Just voted lads. Now to sit back and chill the fuck out.

Burger please go.

Ayy lmao.

So any tips for staying up all night? Coffee? Any particular food you recommend? Will it help if I try to get some kip this evening then wake up for 10?

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Dumb liberal bitch. She even has the option to vote for UKIP. I don't have a UKIP candidate in my area so had no other choice than to vote conservative. Not exactly pleased about that.

Who did you vote for?

That's a vote for the final nail in the coffin of this once great nation, you fool.

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#strong & steady
#vote for May

Too tryhard. Ignore.

For those who have voted

strawpoll.me/13138826

Why is the Labour option on top? On my card it was Tories

youtube.com/watch?v=OaXVepEtCGg

Yeah it would have. I'm not even bothering to vote because Farage left and they've been passing leadership around like hot potatoes.

>shill threads acting pro-corbyn up on the board
Can't wait for 10pm

Same, feelsgoodman

alphabetical innit

use ur noodle

Almost voted UKIP but I decided that it wasn't worth being labelled a racist. Voted tory instead.

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo
youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo
youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo

Based Lindy has a new video out

>Mutant bug eyed freak child
>Parent voted labour

Why am I not surprised?

I voted ukip in Newcastle, and it won't make a difference obviously
But I have no idea about the candidate
I tried to find any sort of information about him
But he doesn't have any online presence
Tony Sanderson

Reminder to smooth your buttocks and clear your mind.

Rolling sticky when?

Also limit it to UK IPs to avoid yank floodposting.

>three votes for SNP

Damn shame really. Sorry lads. Hang in there, best of luck.

good lad

Alphabetical by the surname of the candidate

>Voting today

Post dogs at polling stations.

>Tony Sanderson
Found a Hope not Hate article on him lmao

The DNP didn't put anyone up in my constituency so I went UKIP. It was either that or write "MOSLEY" all over the card.

Why does her face look like a praying mantis

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ah got it

im a retard

>no gf

HE'S BACK

>sudden urge to buy a playstation 1

nice jacket tbqh bruv

Hello YKTD
I miss you
Come back permanently

Manlet uprising when?

>best of luck.
We're fucked no matter who wins. When you had Trump he was a VERY clear case of "less of two evils"

Tories and Labour are both so fucking shit its hard to tell who is worse.

Well I can't argue with that spicanon, those certainly are dogs

Welcome back fag.

Stickies are laggy cancer. Brit/pol/ threads work fine as long as people aren't autistically thread splitting.

fat cunt

Are you the real one?

Fucking seriously the ayylmao faces in British people is no longer funny anymore what the fuck

In The Air Tonight

>this vote
>most important in a lifetime
>every vote
Pick three

Is your gf voting too?

Just meant in general. Not in this election, but all future elections.

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the sticky attracts the plebs

brit/pol/ posters stay in a slow thread an put flag filters on

So my Labour mum drives my Tory nan to the polling station every election, but because she wants Corbyn she's said she'd refuse to do it unless she votes Labour this time. I was going to spoil my ballot, but might vote Tory just for this.

You guys looking forward to becoming communists when Corbyn wins?

areet grumpy guts

>laggy
Are you browsing Brit/pol/ on a telegraph machine?

Make the right choice lads

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Labour now up to 29% among brit/pol/

>giving (You)s to DKNY
How new are you cunts, the 'we miss YKTD' thing is a meme you're not supposed to actually fall for it

If you can't tell how much worse Corbyn is there is something wrong with you.