>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
Truly disgusting amount of Labour votes. How did this place become such a leftist shit hole.
Grayson Peterson
ukip will get 2 or more seats screencap this
Joshua Miller
>yfw thatcher 2.0 calls snap election >yfw she drops the ball like a Parkinson sufferer in a greasy ball dropping factory >yfw labour takes it from under here feet
probably should have came up this some non shit policies other than "uh...b-brexit?" before hand
David Edwards
hahahahah
they'll get 2-3% of the vote, then disappear into the pages of history
Well I'm not voting. Time to endure another day of being berated for not buying in to the democratic meme. Might lose it this time and unleash barrage of anti-democratoc obscenities at someone.
Jackson Torres
get out of this thread then
Lucas Clark
You don't have a right to complain if you don't vote
t. some utter retard
Christopher Smith
Myself and my family just voted SNP. AMA.
Blake Hill
What's your angle? Is it "you don't want Corbyn to win, do you?" or is It "don't let the bloody Tories win again"?
I'm done with this pointless game that merely distracts the populous from the international elements who actually matter.
Unless you're the "local issues for local people type". In that case you have a slightly more persuasive angle given that I would quite like to see the bins collected more often and the potholes filled in while the rest of my country and people are lost in history to an existential crisis of their own making.
Jeremiah Morales
>today
Mason Morales
voted lib dem
Aiden Hall
feel free to kill yourself
Gabriel Wright
>Labour 81 votes the_dimwit redditors arent welcome here
Benjamin Martin
May wants to push for a china-style internet lockdown. I'm not voting for labour because I love them, or against tories in general, I'm voting against her.
About 15 hours is a good measure for who is going to win, unless it's a landslide then you can knock an hour or 2 off. Won't be specific numbers for another 20 hours though
Adrian Miller
HAY FEVER IS TOO BAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron Williams
Is it just me or is Labour shills much more desperate this time around?
I've got so many labourfags on my Facebook begging for votes. three canvassers have come to my door and scowled at me for saying I voted Tories.
One vegan queer co-worker suggested that I was an accomplice to murdering war-fleeing refugees and that I needed a psychologist.
Hudson Edwards
VOTE LABOUR TO END TORY ISLAMOPHOBIA
Wyatt Bell
>finish your final exam on class struggle and capitalism >get the bus down to the polling station, trying not to think about how much you hate privately-owned public transport >read the free METRO magazine - a lovely piece about a true british hero, a gay muslim immigrant who threw a pillow at one of the london terrorists from his bedroom window >walking down to the polls a police ma- >ahem, excuse me, a police OFFICER warns you for openly rolling a spliff >spit on the ground and lament the hundred billion dollar war on drugs fought in this country which disproportionately affects minority groups >finally reach the station >see this >"good afternoon! it's looking like a wonderful "may-jority", don't you think? haha all in good fun" your response?
Ayden Moore
>Year 3 under a Green government. >It feels like so long since the emerald landslide that stole the election from under the noses of Corbyn and May. >Now Britain is a green utopia where cars are solar powered and everyone is either a bin-collector or a social worker. >Every Tuesday there's another attack from radical right wingers, left wingers, and islamists that claim the lives of hundreds each time, but forget that, check out the funky green uniforms on those police dogs! >Sidenote: Only dogs are allowed to be police officers since dogs are not subject to flawed, oppressive human bigotry. >You walk into a local Co-op. >You can only walk into a co-op because they had a nice green colour-scheme to start with and any colours other than green are either looked down on or are illegal. >Pass by the health section (the entire shop) to the "restricted" area. >There you see it. >A Fredo bar. >The last one. >On a special offer, a 50% discount. >It's only £3.40! >Quickly you swipe it before anyone else can. >Rush to the till to buy it. >Open your wallet and hastily pull out a £5 note, slapping it on the counter in front of the cashier. >She gives you a disgusted look. >"That note is made from plastic." >O fuk >You still have a 2017-era £5 note. >You barely manage to scream before a horde of police dogs storm the building and ravage your body. >Such is life in green Britain.
Jackson Hill
This is going to end up similar to way Trump ended up on here.
Cunts flipped their lids about Trump getting elected, hysterically screeching about how shit was going to change and get real and then those people gradually skulked away and disappeared once they realised he wasn't going to do fuck all.
Theresa will get in, there will be much rejoicing and then people will start shitting their pants once their NEET bennies are cut, society gets worse, their internet is fucked and the local Spar gets closed so three new munchy box shops can open.
Benjamin Stewart
>Being a subhuman
Joseph Wilson
THUH OLD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE SOON
WHY SHOULD THEY BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
IT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM
IT'S YUNG PEEPLES FUTURE THEY'RE SCREWING OVER
Cooper Brooks
...
Matthew Lewis
what does that subliminal message read? Cant pin point video to see because Im useless at that
Would you be done for a hate crime for writing "Enoch was right" on the paper?
Matthew Ramirez
>Catching up on an election debate from a few days ago >Audience member says "I've had mental health problems for 3 years" >Rest of audience: clap clap clap
wtf
Cooper Miller
>karenposts being deleted
Oliver Martinez
>your response
Make Dresden look like a sandbox
Mason Evans
>Me when I vote for UKIP in a centrist household
Luis Ward
Tesco are doing two cases of Guinness for 20 quid if you're looking for some drinkypoos for tonight.
Jason Sanders
I'm blonde hair, blue eyed
Leo Fisher
anyone with half a brain knows this. i just wish the average voter could see more than a day ahead for fucks sake
Joshua Nguyen
Everything.
Mason Taylor
I've just spat wine all over my laptop you dick
Brody Martinez
How will they know it's you?
Oliver Ward
All the shills are working overtime today
Zachary Phillips
UKIP VOTERS WATCH THIS!!
Benjamin Bennett
>irish stout GET OUT OF HERE LABOUR SCUM
Jonathan Ward
>drinking Irish Fosters Yeah nah pal
Andrew Wright
I just spat dick all over my laptop you wine
Jordan Morgan
This looks suspiciously like the same thing Lutfur Rahman got done for.
Welcome to modern life. If you're mentally ill then you're "strong and brave" for existing. This is the end game of shows like Oprah, when you parade victims on TV like they're heroes people start to assume they're actually heroes.
Xavier Martinez
are there any poll results?
Samuel Allen
>my dad posted a selfie of himself at 6:50am waiting for the polling booth to open >he's this excited to vote labour
I kind of want to be there to see his reaction when Corbyn gets crushed.
