Brit/pol/ - #USEPENS

>TAKE A PEN TO VOTE or LOSE IT
youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

7 HOURS REMAINING

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Is anybody else like REALLY FUCKING EXCITED for the vote count?

I'm actually shivering a bit and i have butterflies in my stomach...

>desperate

>Told girlfriend I was voting Labour
>Friends too
>Even went to a dumb rally with her
>Put my cross next to Conservative

Exhilarating

Big Soup.

swag

VOTE CROMWELL!!

LADS WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE?

Ahahahhahahahha, just went to vote n there was 15 pakis who couldn't vote due to not being on the electoral register. LOL GET FUKD LABOUR VOTING PAKI SCUM!

sticky when?

Soon lads. Soon.

It's better than sex

(I assume)

Reminder that the Tory response to terrorism is to fuck up the human rights and civil liberties of British citizens.

Hope you're all looking forward to getting arrested for shitposting, lads.

A LITERAL RABBI

TUNNOCKS FUCKING TEACAKES DESUWA

what did i do wrong?

STOP GETTING EXCITED

Just did a VERY cheeky vote for are tories. Can't wait to drink communist tears later tonight.

Post Bodger and Badger
youtu.be/5xa3EFIZZUw?t=9s

UKIP have served their purpose. It is time for them to slowly walk off stage and take their place in history.

Unless Nigel returns.

>91% of 18-24 say they're registered
this is how I imagine most young people are kek

nth for God, Queen and Country.

I kind of want to put 500 quid on the Tories getting the most seats for a free 50 quid desu

Based Shomrim protecting God's chosen sandniggers

Placed £50 on a fairly safe bet?

yes...
i imagine it is...

Who else /spoiled_ballot/ here?

GAS THE PLANTAGENETS, ROSE WAR NOW

What were Conservatives and Labour polling right before this all got started. I'm aware theres no exit polls as of yet.

I put a bet on Conversatives get 1-24 seat majority. bit nervous now

I'm in a conservative stronghold. I do like the UKIP manifesto though. Even my friend who said "I'll never vote for them" said he would vote for that after I told him the manifesto but didn't say it was ukip.

I'm torn. Can't give labour any chances but would love a ukip mp

Just had some mystery meat faggot from the Labour party ring my doorbell to ask if I'd voted and who for.

Told him it was a secret ballot and shut door in his indeterminate ethnicity face.

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nth for The Sun is mean and the Tories are mean

I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT NEESAMA

It's definitely better than mediocre sex lad, and most sex is mediocre sex

t. half-normie

>TURNOUT SPECTACULARLY LOW IN THE NORTH EAST

SAY IT WITH ME

100 SEAT TORY MAJORITY

First for Labour-Lib-Dem coalition

literally could not care less, not even staying up

You'll love this.

They were empty when I went earlier. Near newcastle.

>1-24 seat majority

they'll get way more than that. Likely 50+

how the fuck do i calm down

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Hope the Aussies hacked the shit out of them

>not liking The Sun
England's paper desu

DESU NE

DESU WA

Labour are on course for a landslide victory.

>first

And last

Go to polling station, a little old lady sitting on a plastic chair with a piece of paper in her hand says "can i ave your number", i thought 'fuck me, I've pulled here.

What's all this about?
Are they just paranoid?

It's better than about two thirds of all sex i've ever had. But i've had some good sex

But they hate women and coloured people REEEEE

lol what a loser
has to hide himself

lol

If I go to bed now, when should I wake up? (been up since 4am)

explains why the odds were 9-1, but I couldn't resist a chance with how badly the election has been for Tories last few weeks

>>TAKE A PEN TO VOTE or LOSE IT

>people genuinely think there are officials using erasers to change votes
>implying if they were going to all this trouble, they wouldn't just put votes in the bin because it's simpler, quicker and easier to conceal

wew

Who else excited for the MILKMAN SURGE????

Are we really FUCKED if Corbyn and his Cabinet of twats get a majority?

thoughts?

I got a kikebook message from a labour bot earlier.

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have a mental age in double figures

Just voted conservative lads

I think you might be confused about the meaning of "love".

Post your /comfy election snacks/ for tonight

>popcorn
>chocolate digestives
>marshmallows
>hot chocolate

Ganja.

Absolutely dead in Lincoln i was the only person there.

kEk

About 9 so you can countdown to polls closing and have time to get comfy

lazy students lying to cover up their incompetence hold the front page

"And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...."

>didn't watch the video
>didn't get the joke

Anyone else hear about the Saudis refusing to join in a minute's silence for the victims of the attacks in London earlier?

They were playing Australia in Australia and two Aussies died in the attack.

The Saudi fans that were there didn't observe the silence either.

And reddit cuckolds defend them:

reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6g0wkq/saudi_arabia_football_team_fail_to_join_australia/

Isn't that illegal?

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Post your reaction when the Tories take Sunderland by

I know people who went to his Gateshead rally and I feel sorry for you for having to endure that company.

the labour party telling people to vote labour?

Eat some smarties

(as part of my election night tradition, a parcel arrived an hour ago full of imported Jap sweets, drinks and weeby shit like melonpan and chocolate cornets... I'm going to be bouncing off the fucking walls come 2am)

Just got off the phone with my cousin in Lancashire. They are all voting Corbyn.

>fresh pack of earl grey
>splurged on some fancy organic milk
>choco leibniz

and now that I'm finally free of final university exams I can stay up all night and shitpost on Sup Forums

Just spoiled my ballot lads. Wasn't expecting it to be so small though, hope my little ditty is readable.

How am i supposed to vote for UKIP when they don't even put anyone up in my area?

>crumpets
>pot noodle of the beef and tomato variety

Voting Labour? It should be.

>I did it my way (by giving Labour its worst defeat in half a century)

Voted for UKIP.

These people are fucking idiots and it serves them right

>hurr this secure legal process asks that I enter my address
>durr surely the street name will be enough

M O R O N S

New voters are cancer

It was legal when the tories did the same thing in 2015 on twitter and facebook.

>tfw can't drink because I have driving test tomorrow
Too early, wanna be up for when the majority of seats start calling, when do you think that'll be?

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I had the same problem although i definitely filled everything in correctly i was fine for both the last election and the brexit referendum. Called the council and they said they had no record of me at all.

Spoil your ballot or go for a more right wing party.

Campaigning on election day.

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I've seen some serious autists in my time but this guy actually pulls it off

Just got back from voting UKIP lads, it's a 100% tory hold seat anyway. Feels good to not have voted to take away my freedom

BIG UP THE LINCOLN MAFIA! HOPE MY HOMETOWN STAYS BLUE!