Hey bros. i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?

hey bros. i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?

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Have you experienced a loss of taste or smell?

Nope

Totally depends on the quality.
Did she look like this?

no she is a cute escort with a child

You might be ok.
If you notice any bloody puss like discharge from your gums or lips you may want to go see a dr.
Probably should go to info wars and buy some supplements and water filters just to be safe.

Cross your fingers and hope for the best then.

I've rolled the dice many times...just without paying.

What time was it? Had she only just clocked on for the day, or was she about to clock off?

Oh yes the Water filters are a definite essential.

Of course you're going to die. Everybody dies.
>ate out a prostitute
Good for you how much was the meal?

middle of the day. she works from about 11 till 3

Pretty sure you have aids now.

So she'd have had a few before you. Not good.

>paying to eat a broad out

what is your life?

yeah but they all wear condoms. im the only one she does this kind of stuff with. i fucked her raw as well. its a complicated and long story.

hey bros. i licked a public bus seat. am i going to dead?

>only one
... in past 20 mins

Ftfy nigger

I don't believe youuuu

Yeah, you are the only one. Next she'll have feelings against you too. ;););)

Post her pics nigger

Riiiiight
The only one.

>a long story
Well spit it out, we don't have all night.

Pay woman... To give her oral sex...

Mr. Dundee i am disappoint :(

Go ahead w said story, we have plenty of time before the HIV sets in

>hires a prostitute
>focuses on the whores pleasure like a carpet munching queer
>in the current year
>ISHYGDDT

I want to see an escort and smell her ass. But I feel that seeing an escort is pure exploitation and I wouldn't want to contribute to her suffering.

HIV extremely unlikely from oral. But gonorrhea, herpes, chlamydia are very likely

Mouth cancer even ;^)

Eating someone out is the ultimate beta thing you can do, even sucking a dick is less beta.

If you do it with your pure virgin waifu then I understand, but a fucking prostitute? What the fuck is wrong with you you filthy cunt? I wouldn't even eat out a Dutch prostitute and it's mandatory for them to get checked out for STDs.

Makes you a cock sucker by proxy
Faggot

Holy fucking AIDS

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you're such a fucking retard

prostitution is a legal profession in australia, so she's likely clean bc she'd be regularly getting checkups bc she's medically covered

such is life in the civilised world

>believing a hooker after you money

oh you poor soul.

Did you miss the part he raw dogged her faggot?

I fucking did it too dude i am totally freaking out about it FUCK

sfcityclinic.org/stdbasics/stdchart.asp

You might get Herpes that's it

You paid a woman to eat HER out??

>Britbong
>eating hooker out

Maybe gummed her out but flag says no teeth

>pay woman for sex
>can't get hard
>maybe if I munch 'er vagoo
>eating out and starts to think
>thinks about those 4chins
>wow I like the cuckery!
>diamonds
>can perform now

it wasnt about money. she charges extra for guys to eat her out and to kiss.

>eating a prostitute
Do you even have self esteem?

God damn, you are dumb! Was it your first time with a woman?

Possibly.

It also could happen if you find someone from a club or bar.


Consult your doctor.

>he paid extra to eat a whore out

Rethink your life

NO
i got to do it for free. learn to read, mustafa.

>she charges extra for guys to eat her out and to kiss.

but she didnt charge me extra

If a whore paid me 100,000 bucks I still wouldn't eat her out.

Jesus Christ man.

If you fucked her raw, why are you worried about having eaten her out? You're already infected with whatever prostitute bugs she has

You are SOOOO naive, kid.

are you dating a hooker?

>i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?

Who the fuck eats out prostitutes? Is this an Australian thing?

>pay extra money for a kiss
>meanwhile her asshole is ten times the size it used to be

>hey bros. i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?
>aussie

checks out

font worry though, kangaroos dont carry human std`s

>only me
>fucked her raw
>worry about oral

On how many levels of stupid do you operate?

Wow that sounds like a good deal. Is she cute? How much did you pay in total?

this video is for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

You can't get aids from raw dogging a prostitute unless you also raw dog her butt hole. Did you stick it up her butt op?