Brit/Pol/: FRESH JAHANS EDITION

>THE NEW VID
youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU
youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU
youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU

>TAKE A PEN TO VOTE or LOSE IT
youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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Racists will lose today, long live Labour.

Anime is gay

He has grown a beard
That test must be getting to him

then i am gay desu

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
strawpoll.me/13140045

strawpoll.me/13140045

strawpoll.me/13140045

Start buying guns.

Also vote UKIP.

>pencils can be rubbed out
>pens cant

IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE

>WAKE ME UP!

>tfw LBC use footage from 9/11 on a property advice video

madmen

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Going to be a close one

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Reminder that if you watch Jahans videos, you're arguably more fucked in the head than he is.

make sure you vote Labour kaffirs

RIGHTLY SO RUNS THIS BITCH NOW BAKA

IS HE YKTD?

>Germany

How do we fix education lads? I'm curious as to Sup Forums's opinions on the matter

izzat right

Nobody watches his feature length movies

I reckon Tories will neck it, most of the UKIP voters going back to Tories tactically.

Don't excited about this election or you'll just have to come down from it later

STOP LETTING IN SHITSKINS AND UNEDUCATED POLES AND BRITS WOULD FIND THEMSELVES INT HE RIGHT PLACE

Just voted boys!

>Brit/Pol/

HOLY SHIT

TORIES ARE FINISHED

UTTER HUMILIATION

H U N G

P A R L I A M E N T

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vote GREEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHH

>lib dems - 644

JUST

Who else here hasn't bothered because their UKIP and Tory candidate didn't either?

What have you chaps got for drinking tonight? Just bought myself a nice bottle of Captain Morgan's spiced.

>plaid cymru
>no dup

proud of you son

LIB LAB LIB LAB LIB LAB

doubt it. alot of those Labour voters will go Tory since it seems to be a very central constituency

Kurt, get off the Internet before someone posts a gif.

These threads are moving too fast lads.

Just had a really surreal experience at the polling booth

>stupidly expected there to be a UKIP candidate in my constituency without checking
>only person in the small polling room
>look down at the ballot paper
>only four options, none of them UKIP
>panic because I hadn't anticipated this situation
>the three lardass Tumblr girls giving out cards start whispering about me 'taking my time'
>I'm stood at the table sweating because I don't know whether to vote for Tory as a substitute
>put an X in Tory
>change my mind
>write:
>U
>K
>I
>P
>one of the girls looks at me funny as I turn around
>chuck my card into the ballot box
>panic and leave

Did I goof?

Damn she's pretty hot

Lads, Im going to visit mogg today hes out in my town.

Any question to ask him?

GORDON'S ALLIIIIVEEEE

>Y-yeah I love the environment
>What's happening to the seals is outrageous!
*super boner intensifies*

Wait for the exit poll, that's the only thing that counts

I bet she voted for UKIP

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TORRIES LITERALLY RETAINING A MAJORITY LMAO

fookin donny soldier lad

>Put £50 on Conservatives getting more than 365 seats because it started pissing down
>When the regret kicks in

Females are the worst people in the world

It'd only going to get worse as the night goes on

Exit poll will likely be skewed in favour of tories if the pre-election polls are.

>YouGov

Just voted conservative ama

These election threads are just proving beyond any measurable doubt that this place is chock full of fucking mongs who don't even have a passing interest in politics.

that fucking intro gets me ever tim. does he think this is fucking 2010 and he's a quickscoping channel?

>Draw a cross in a box
>still manage to fuck it up
a u t i s m

Remember to vote lads

>Model predicted Brexit

>Model predicted Trump

HUNG PARLIAMENT INCOMING

I'll say a quick prayer for you lad.

Last exit poll wasn't

Off to the pub for some IRL shitposting. Have we got an official Brit/pol/ drinking game for when I get back?

>Green
>Co-leader
>Not even standing for election
>Daughter is probably on the cock carousel at uni
>Probably voted Labour as well

The absolute state of that 'man'.

>Lib Dem: 1 vote

UKIP didn't stand in your constitutency to allow for the pro-Brexit Conservative candidate a chance to win a marginal seat you pleb.

Scribbled on my ballot lads

I know it was difficult, but you had to do it tactically for the country.

I'll be expecting your support back for UKIP after this election.

>what if I lost my polling card???
>I didn't see theresa may's name anywhere, who are all these people???
honestly baffling

youtu.be/PPgS7p40ERg

VOTE GREEN

Exit polls WHEN?!

Not it didn't

The BBC exit poll last year literally predicted the result pretty accurately

>Brit/Pol/
Are you doing this on purpose, lad?

Not a mong, just hadn't really thought about the local candidates. I moved since the last GE and every previous election I've voted in had a UKIP candidate.

I love it, always makes me giggle to myself.

STRONG

>mustache

you can't really skew an exit poll

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When the polls close you fucking retard

AND

why was UKIP not an option on the ballot?

I'd be confident still.

Intro on what lad?

10pm BST

It's called spoiling your ballot, moron

Tory candidate was in favour of remain

If the numbers currently on the poll are put into Electoral Calculus, we'd get:

428 Tory Seats
139 Labour Seats
5 UKIP seats

GIVE ME A TIME YOU LIMEY FAGGOT

Is mogg, dare I say /ourguy/

May well get the very same.

I'm not going out to vote. It's absolutely pissing down.

STABLE

They are not standing in all seats

Damn he's pretty hot

Don't you know?

Everything is a tory conspiracy unless it puts labour in front then it is a 100% accurate.

Voted Tory I can't wait for the CCTV cameras to be installed in my house or be arrested by May's new snoopers charter for visiting Sup Forums or posting the word black on Sup Forums

When you get a job you filthy spic

Take a look at the 1992 exit poll, that one was embarrassingly wrong.

You are a nice limey.

For British standards maybe

You spoiled you ballot paper, better than voting for the Conservatives or not voting at all.

Lads Tory or UKIP?

Safe seato here is tory - southend

Voted Cons last time, voting UKIP this time.

Jackie is a complete shithouse career politician, doesn't give a fuck about the consituency.

No