>couldn't find any
Hmm...
>incognito
>google.com
>search: "tentacle porn"
>first result: "Tentacle Porn Videos | Pornhub.com
>second result: "Tentacle erotica - Wikipedia"
>google image search: literal tentacle porn
>google videos: literal tentacle porn
>I couldn't find any
Either Eichenwald is horrendously bad at using Google or he got caught looking at cartoon kiddie porn.
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtu.be
youtu.be
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wow... i would have a lot more respect for him if he didnt try to fucking lie about it.....
Well since he works for msnbc, writes for newsweek and vanity fair, and is a nytimes bestseller, it might look bad if it came out that he's a find of kiddie porn. So I respect his effort to protect the confidence of the American people in our media institutions
This is the same guy who paid for a shit ton of kiddie porn but it was OK cuz he was just doing investigative journalism?
>uses 'tentacle porn' as an excuse
is Kurt actually a master ruseman trolling all of us?
>tags: smell
How old are his kids?
>This is the same guy who paid for a shit ton of kiddie porn
What?
13 and 6.. Not even joking.
Isn't this the same excuse Pete Townshend gave when he was caught with cp?
Google Eichenwald and child porn.
>discussing tentacle porn with children
Still not much better
Yeah. And it looks like he'll be using that same excuse this time around.
>oh I was just investigating on behalf of my wife
This guy sure does a lot of investigating.
>Google Eichenwald and child porn.
Very funny, user. Type that into Google, hit enter, and watch the authorities show up.
TUH-CKERRR, DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING OUT YOUR FALSEHOODS?
kek you sick fuck, someone will do that
his wife must be into some awful kinks as well
I think it was something like he paid a lot of money to investigate Child Porn sites in the deep web or something and used "Investigative Journalism" as his excuse for doing so or something like that
he also successfully jailed one of /ourguys/ by claiming he had a seizure from a weaponized gif image
Is this the same asshole you guys made seize on twitter?
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so somehow he is an expert on child porn yet he couldn't find a single tentacle porn picture and somehow he involved his entire family into search of mythical creepy japanese porn
he's a fucking gigantic clown, he needs to stop posting. this is "my brother hacked my steam account pls unban" tier excuse.
LMFAO I remember that, that pic is hilarious
>Get caught watching porn
>"It's alright, I was just searching for porn with my kids. Good, wholesome family stuff"
Just Jew Things.
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must be
wow i can feel the bullshit emanating off my screen
All he had to say was "yeah, i like me some cartoon pussy, what about it" and this would never have turned into this shit show. I think he's literally retarded.
>implying it's not normal to see tentacle porn with your kids
That would be the one. This time though, this time we should put Ads on gay hookup sites to start. With flashy backgrounds. we didnt send it to him so its not our fault if he finds it, opens it up, and goes into a seizure. just nobody send it to him, I bet that egomaniac googles himself 200 times a day, he would find it on his own. With his real contact info if possible. Ads on the dirtiest parts of Craigslist, those types of things.
could have been futas. count your blessings user
Waaaaaaatt a fuckin jew.
> hey theresa just say yes when i ask you the next question so i can prove a point on the internet to my friends ok?
It's not kiddie pron it was milf actually. Uncensored (way harder to find), no tentacles.
This kind of porn has the wifey acting like a perfect sex object slave. Just the kind a loyal liberal feminist like Kurt would unashamedly support in public.
>I look at pornography with my young children
Isn't this the kike who sued his own mother?
>WTF is facesitting
Pretty self-explanatory Kurt.
Also, somebody tweet to him that it's not cool to have your wife lie for you. He got her to claim he had a seizure and now this. Even his kids this time
he's a gamma what did you expect
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>(adult) kids
Maybe he doesn't use jewgle
>be jewish
>editor for vanity fair
>important msnbc contributer
>big time
>hard hitting journalisms
>doing some investigative journalims on your computer
>investigating hentai
>investigating gets interrupted by twitter notification
>its Sup Forums trolls again
>"hurr gas the kikes" on your twitter feed
>oy vey
>take screencap
>come up with witty response to blast trolls into the stratosphere
>post
>Sup Forums btfo
>return to investigating
>go to sleep
>next day, trolls are calling you out, mistakenly thinking you were fapping
>you were actually investigating, working hard for the country you love
>can't reveal specifices of investigation
>quickly come up with cover story:
>you were just showing your wife tentacle porn
>with your kids
>goodenough.jpg
>trolls not buying
>call secret agent colleague
>"need to fake someevidence to get these trolls of my case"
>"k bro i will just pose as your wife, send me a text"
>"hey honey, member yesterday when i was showing u tentacle porn? i was doing that right?"
>"yeah u were, love u"
>closecall.png
>nearly blow my cover
>luckily Sup Forums easy to fool
LOOK AT THE TABS
The life as a chosen one is hard.
One eye on the rise of antisemitism and one eye on big anime tiddies.
WHAT GOT HIM HOOKED, POL?
Someone edit the folder to read "Kurt's Hentai Collection."
Well, let's be fair. Either choice ended horribly for him
Better than i was watching it with my kids
is it any good?
Literally nothing wrong with fapping to anime Kurt. Join the dark side of the force and become a true conservative fascist and we will rule the chans with our iron fist.
>either get lynched by SJWs
>or by pepe shitposting nazis
>...why not both?
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Remember when people used to add funny tabs to screenshots on purpose?
Seriously. He could've just owned up to it and no one would have any serious ammo against him.
>cartoon kiddie porn.
Why are you trying to imply hentai is kiddie porn? It was a milf one at that.
Sup Forums stop ruining this autistic man's life
I was laughing at this faggot for watching porn, which is disgusting, but now that I know he was actually watching porn with his kids while the wife supervises or something, I feel bad.
Sorry I doubted you convulsing merchant!
As if this proves anything
Why do they always come up with ridiculous lies?
Nobody knows the trouble I've caused :(
what the porn? B-Chiku was good but can beat this masterpiece by this artist. it also got adapted into hentai animu.
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he did this once probably on a different day
and is now using it as an excuse for looking at cartoon kiddie porn
> "Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone"
gonna get a mining truck for this one
>Shows tentacle porn to kids.
Ok which one of you did this? youtu.be
Hes bullshitting.
From Sup Forums for generic anime "porn"?
You are full of shit, kikenwald. Heard somebody who somehow actually LIKES you posted a TRIBUTE to your Nazi cigarette ass on youtube.
>he also successfully jailed one of /ourguys/ by claiming he had a seizure from a weaponized gif image
'someone' should report his nefarious online activities to the proper authorities ...
what's really funny is that he's probably still wanking himself right now, even more excited by thinking of what people would say if they saw him
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
YES!
YES!
THIS COULDN'T BE MORE DELICIOUS
I SAW THE TWEET WHERE HE GOT BUSTED AND I COULD BARELY STAND THE WAIT UNTIL HE WOKE UP AND TRIED TO WEASEL OUT OF IT
YES!
YES!
THIS WAS SO WORTH IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AHAHAHAHHAHA
DELICIOUS. ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
THE SCHADENFREUDE. IT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH
ALMOST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SUCK IT KIKE. SUCK IT
That's great, tell them that. Let them play by their own rules.
Have fun ensuring you endure the same trials and tribulations you wish on others, Bulgar.
I think I may have an idea.
fucking this.
source?
you are right if he admited it it would have been mentioned one day, and the next everyone would forget about it.
right now he is just a fucking clown, and he will be for a long time.
He's probably a massive pedo but feels a great shame and guilt from it, so he makes it his mission to shut down pedos to feel better about himself
this.
Settle down Hungary, it's not like we found video of Rick Wilson shoving a dragon dildo in his ass while jerking it to traps.
KYS RETARDED LEAF
This is too fucking good. Laughing my fucking ass off.
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Does anyone not believe that Eichenwald has a stash of kiddie porn at this point?
We should forward this information to the FBI immediately.
Of COURSE he is a fucking pedo. He was trying to watch tentacle child porn with his wife and young children the sick fuck.
KURT EICHENWALD IS ONE OF US!
#/OurGuy/
>today 11:59 am
uhhhhhh Doesn't this prove he's lying?
Good one
Very professional .gif mind if i save it?
Anime porn is not kiddy porn.
No actual child gets hurt making or viewing them. and if you want to persecute beyond that point, then have fun being the Moral Busybody because there is no shortage of risque anime involving minors.
it's all yours leaffriend
>This is the extent of the famed Jewish (((IQ)))
Even a nigger could come up with something more believable. Sad.
>he also successfully jailed one of /ourguys/ by claiming he had a seizure from a weaponized gif image
#FreeJewGoldstein
Oooh "risque" - well, la-di-dah Mr French Man.
yet
thank you barginbin toothpaste
>Anime porn is not kiddy porn.
I didn't say it was, though you sound kind of defensive.
>he wishes it on us
>wish it on him
>h-hold on a second, you should follow some morals!