Brit/pol/ - Get Ready For The Storm edition

2 AND A BIT HOURS UNTIL EXIT POLL RELEASED

>Thread theme
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>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers


>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/08/diversty-britain-greatest-strength-political-agenda-june-sarpong
youtube.com/watch?v=RoXFVb1VVJA
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strawpoll.me/13138868
youtube.com/watch?v=mrHPFN6Kt58
dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Wtf why isn't the news talking about the election on today of all days?

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
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Bush?
youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

They're not allowed to.

What are the Conservatives going to do about this, apart from steepen its descent?

The media isn't allowed to cover the election until polls close outside of mentioning that the polling stations are open

>no reference to Brit/pol/ in the poll title

This could be fucking Reddit for all we know

they can't talk about it lad. same on all broadcast media. it's illegal.
at 10pm, when the polls close, they can start talking about it again

Election Purdah

tax breaks for married couples

Persuade people they aren't steepening it's descent while steepening it's descent, in a frighteningly effective way.

Its one of the things I like about how we conduct our elections here.

narrowed it down to hammersmith

May said a 10k immigrant cap.

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lads I'm already breaking down and dropping redpills on my mates on goybook, how can I possibly survive the next 12 hours. Why do election days make me go full drunk retard

oy vey
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/08/diversty-britain-greatest-strength-political-agenda-june-sarpong

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No she didn't, she said in the tens of thousands (less than 100k), also, don't believe anything they say.

by far my favorite bush.

We get brexit completed then we vote UKIP yet again to force the conservatives tot he right.

Rate my bet lads

Would have put more on the majority bet but Skybet are pussies and only let me do that amount as maximum

>tens of thousands
You need to highlight that this is net only

I just went and slapped a vote on UKIP and when I went outside to the exit, there was four Muslim men and two women walking towards the entrance, two of them muttered to me while smiling ''hope you voted labour, we need every vote we can get'' and I replied smugly ''of course. for the many, not the few''

So how many cucks voted for the neolib, globalist Tory Party like a bunch of turkeys voting for Christmas?

Pretty solid bet

who /jezza/ here?

True.

I don't believe you, but I want to.

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She didn't. Nor did she give a corroborated deadline by which her promise to bring migration down would be achieved.

Her own Brexit secretary said it could take as long as five years or more before those numbers could be achieved. Plus the Tories have said this twice before and not done it.

Check out the comments though. Bet the Grundian closed them early because of all the negatives.

LARPing

when do the final results come out?

Fuck no, this will just make the mods get pissed off and brit/pol/ will be banned for a while.

Raiding is against the rules.

Who here ready for the gulags?
>youtube.com/watch?v=RoXFVb1VVJA
youtube.com/watch?v=RoXFVb1VVJA
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Fuck off

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It's make your mind up time.

Exit poll at 10pm

I don't believe her...All you can do is vote and have the high ground.

Vote for low immigration and if it doesn't change then you can start having the conversation about if voting doesn't work then what...

I wish American media did this, every day until the polls close it's "REEEEEEE, VOTE OUR WAY, STUPID GOYIM!"

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

No word of a lie lad

Give me a run down on the election please lads

Diane Abbott has been an MP for longer than I have been alive.

Why does hackney north and stoke newington exist?

Which fucking idiots keep making so many threads?

Polls close at 10pm and we also get an exit poll, most results will be announced between 2-5am

>Voted Labour.

Thought it was 11?

Its the british equivalent of detroit

How's that supposed to help? A higher percentage of asians are married than whites

Its not a raid its imperialism

Start buying guns.

So who's winning lads?

>REDDIT FREE EXIT POLL
strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
strawpoll.me/13138868
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>just realised I put a tick instead of a cross on my ballot

The Tories will win, the only question is by how much.

We should know in about 9 or 10 hours.

>realised I put a dick

You can put anything in the actual box, as long as it's clear who you intended to vote for.

so who is /ourcandidate/?

The two main parties are a product of the electorate, nothing will change under democracy in such a diversely opinionated society who have lost their national identity.

Doesn't matter, some guy drew a dick in the box in 2015 and it got counted as valid

Start MAKING guns, Dad.

>no spoiled ballot

1614 / 198

I couldn't decide who to vote for, so I just put a big cross next to Labour because I hate them

What are the odds that UKIP accidentally wins seats this time because of how much fuckery both parties underwent in just the last week?

1. Percentage doesn't matter when we talking about procreating only base numbers.
2. Its a method of encouraging marriage so that ratio would change. Asians don't need encouragement because they've been allowed to keep their faith and culture.

You're probably right, I'd still people here rather not think the Tories are a solution though.

>tfw you're baiting but all the replies are nice and sincere and it makes you feel bad

s-sorry guys

Pretty much none.

Whats going on here lads?

Also why the fuck are EU citizens allowed to vote in a GE?

My entire house is Lib Dem cucks, all my Tory mates are back at uni or doing the count. Anyone else alone for the election tonight?

>tfw i missed the box and crossed outside it then had a panic attack and ran out the polling station without casting my vote

There is no solution that isn't LARP tier.

We were ok that time there was 15 threads for no reason
You can't raid your own board

It's shit

but that's retarded

>tfw head full of Nietzsche and Bowden and lulz but nobody to talk to

HAHAHAHAHA
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Es war doch nur ein Streich, Brudi!

Everything is a LARP until things are put into action.

Imagine falling for the "le jews" meme so hard you actually end up supporting a communist.

youtube.com/watch?v=mrHPFN6Kt58

dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

and they aren't being "ironic" either, as much as the mainstream media who loves this commie faggot would like you to think so, since they don't want to keep going "muh disavow itttttt" with him

See what they wrote:
>Look – Corbyn is definitely a multi-racialist, pro-faggot leftist. But he is also an old school type leftist and thus ANTI-GLOBALISM.

>And sorry to break the rough news – but a multi-racialist, pro-faggot leftist against globalism is better than a multi-racialist, pro-faggot “Tory” for globalism.

>Just look at this on the geo-political scale here.

>Theresa is:

>Anti-Russia
>Pro-Israel
>Pro-Saudi
>Pro-international free trade
>Pro-EU
>Female

>Jeremy is:

>Not even concerned about Russia, would probably just be cool with Putin
>Anti-Israel
>Anti-Saudi
>Anti-international free trade
>At least less pro-EU than Theresa
>Male

>Honestly, if you look at this from just a basic cost-benefit analysis, I don’t even understand how we are having this discussion.

It's what I say, anti-zionism is unironically an arab/commie trick to fuck up the west even more

Me too lad, hearing rumours that Labour may have taken it by single digits now too.

Brit/pol/ is so different from wider Sup Forums that it effectively is.

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Wait, so is there no NEIL at all tonight?

I hope you're right but I'm dubious

Marriage is a dying institution and so relying on it to boost white procreation seems doomed from the start

you had one job..

He will probably be part of the election coverage

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That's absolute bollocks what the fuck are EU citizens trying to do voting in the U.K. Elections

>70% by 2021
calling bullshit on that. we are 85%white british right now and that graph would have me believe we are at 75%. not going to lie,their is a problem. only 77% of 16-18 year olds are white british.

What are the max and minimum amounts of seats the Conservatives are looking at to day lads

400 max 330 min?

they arent