>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
I tuck my shirt into my pleated khakis all the time
Hudson Rodriguez
Look HERE you labour scumbags
Britin is for the BRITISH AND WE WILL FUCKING FIGHT TO the last man to protect HER MAJESTIE
*drops mic*
Rule Britannia CUNTS I'm out...
Brandon Hall
TOTTY
Julian Barnes
Will Moray turn blue? I want Angus Robertson to fuck off.
Asher Wilson
I know it's a mock election
she's voting to end your traditional country for a future in her favour
you're voting to preserve it, just to cling on
no smugness, just worry
Justin Price
Tories are getting fucked by high turnout.
CCHQ are saying it's Tories on 39%, Labour on 38%, Lib Dems on 10%.
Austin Gray
these threads are up and down faster than whore's knickers
Connor Sullivan
That's Moray you uneducated nigger.
Juan Gomez
...
Dylan Sanders
Charles. The monarchy rests on tradition, you can't just change shit as and when you like or we might as well scrap it and have a president.
Dylan Thompson
FOR THE MANY
NOT THE FEW
Henry Robinson
Id fuck her until she screamed gas the jews.
Kayden Lewis
Fucking thread died
Who /Pretty-Priti/ here, just voted for her
Aiden Cox
No they're not. Stop making shit up
Brody Flores
>>/fa/
Jordan Collins
>walking to polling station in the morning >see 5 muslims boys waiting outside >one of them says ''vote labour you white prick'' >i look down at the floor and walk past them >go to mark conservative but bottle it and mark labour
I COULDN'T FUCKING HELP IT LADS, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO TO ME IF I DIDN'T. THEY COULD OF KILLED ME OR HIT ME
Juan Hall
Kek
Adam Collins
Lads, I am really scared Corbyn might win. Please say that the old people have been out in force?
Aaron Stewart
Charles obviously
Nathan Powell
>tfw already muntered and bothering all my lefty mates
Eli Clark
Why are you lying?
Justin Brooks
hel
Ryan King
Its been raining all day through most of the UK so I doubt it
CCHQ are saying it's Tories on 35%, Labour on 38%, Lib Dems on 14%.
Wyatt Moore
Went to vote tory and apparently you have to register to vote.
What the fuck is this shit I thought anyone could vote?
Justin Ramirez
Fast moving threads make me nervous
Charles Long
Literally everyone I've spoken to has voted labour and I'm in a conservative safe seat
I've been speaking with friends across the country who said they've never seen a labour turnout like this, apparently it's 50/50
Henry Ramirez
neck yourself lad
Thomas Ward
how do chaps get to hear factoids from GCHQ?
Parker Hill
The old always vote lad. Plenty of youngsters have fucked up registaring or not bothered
Jacob Perez
>ukip poll higher than the greens >durr why are they paying attention to them
The absolute state of the Green party
Daniel Thomas
7/2 not bad
Easton Cox
"It wouldn't be Jeremy it would be Kier starmer QC"
Caleb Martin
If Corbyn wins I might just stay here
Eli Johnson
Got a plan to keep the Americans away later lads.
Put an announcement at the top of the OP posts saying that we don't expect the results until 12pm tomorrow (7am eastern), and whenever an American posts in Brit/pol/ asking about stuff just tell them that. Hopefully they won't realise.
Xavier Turner
Youth turnout is going to be hit by bad weather.
Colton Cox
I remember it raining on brexit day on the very best places.
God is with you.
Nathan Cox
Tell me you are trolling.
Austin Davis
You don't get many of those to a pound.
She could breast feed a creche
Evan Barnes
Charles you regicidal twonk
Michael Williams
Corbyn will win and ireland will have the 6 counties returned to us
Colton Ross
>see 5 muslims boys waiting outside >one of them says ''vote labour you white prick'' >waiting outside >outside
Technically not illegal.
Aaron Clark
As-salamu alaykum,
I work for the BBC and we're already prepping the victory video packages
I managed to grab a screenshot to show you
Brandon Thompson
tfw May is Rod Stewart approved
Cooper Harris
Labour are getting fucked by low turnout.
Labour HQ are saying it's tories on 51%, Labour on 27%, Lib Dems on 5%.
Caleb James
>even number of boxes >no free space
Grayson Garcia
...
Eli Carter
is it worth betting on labour? obviously i hope they dont win, but at least if they do ill make some money off it
Carter Carter
What a bellend.
Jack Gomez
>Been up since 5AM >It's 20:23 >First bottle of Red is only half way done >No where near 10pm
not sure if im gonna make it lads
Robert Moore
£15 on Labour to get 201-225 seats, 11/5
Brandon King
The youth are turning out massively, and pensioners are staying home. I'm on the phone with people in the know.
Henry Jenkins
Reports on twitter of you being turned away at polling stations because of old lists even though they registered in time.
Fucking fixed
Looks like Torys are gunna win
Well done Tory's. I hope you are happy.
You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.
I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.
I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.
I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.
There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.
One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.
Matthew Powell
So.. I never heard of this election until just now. Who was leading going into the vote today?
Isaiah Brown
You should have got your willy out and walked around them encircling them with a ring of piss thus mark your territory and keeping them contained in said circle
Connor Thompson
Wanted to put more on it but Skybet are cucks and put that as the maximum stake for that bet.
Dylan Anderson
God is an Englishman
Brandon Barnes
Give me a source on this RIGHT NOW
Chase Clark
Gambling is degenerate.
Eli Sanders
Russian interference Politics of fear FPTP Spoiler effect
Oliver Lewis
Labour are going to win. Can feel it coming. Of the 10 people I interact with irl every single one of them is voting labour and most of them voted leave previously
Justin Murphy
She'd be hot if she had a willy
Owen King
...
Brayden Green
>tfw you are bullshitting
Aaron Peterson
its not finished
Jaxon Scott
...
Austin Davis
John Curtice is my dad and he told me that the Greens have made huge gains
Gabriel Jenkins
The Tories
Jonathan Ross
Voting against your economic interests Tories won seats Corbyn won hearts
Thomas Anderson
Labour are getting fucked by low turnout.
Labour HQ are saying it's tories on 31%, Labour on 85%, Lib Dems on 1%.
Connor Price
Anyone else take a page of porn to post in the ballot box along with their vote?
Henry Stewart
>bretange on your side of the wall as well it's too perfect
Carson Garcia
>mfw she's by far the best-looking MP in Westminster, an actual certified 8/10 >mfw people IN THIS VERY THREAD still think that Theresa May is better looking than her
