Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 5th edition

EXIT POLL IMMINENT

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg Recently called results
None yet

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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>Iplayer 2 minutes behind

WHY

>yougov

If May fucks this up then shit is going down.

inb4

>he didn't spoil his vote when the only options are Conservative and Labour

plebs

ALL AROUND ARE FAMILIAR FACES

WORN OUT PLACES

WORN OUT FACES

BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THE DAILY RACES

GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE

THE TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES

NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION

HIDE MY HEAD I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROW

NO TOMORROW, NO TOMORROW

Corbyn will win.

I SHILLED FOR YOU TO BE ALLOWED TO MAKE THREADS

BUT THIS IS TAKING THE PISS

GET IT TOGETHER FAGGOT

20 MINUTES

Voted UKIP

corbyn has done it

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Watch Sky News, better coverage and totty.

WHAT CHANNEL ARE YOU CUNTS WATCHING?

I'VE GOT IT ON BBC ONE

Got something up on /f/ for you lads.
I was debating whether or not I should wait for the results, but as an Amerifat, I am contractually obligated to be both impulsive and over-sure.

ANIME

Didn't even have to convince my family to vote UKIP this time.

Rightly so makes the one true thread. Butthurt newfags be damned

"No"

If you prefer, here's a non-tripfag Brit/pol/.

What's the buzz from journalists in the (((know)))??

Seen that cunt james forsyth tweeting that conservatives are getting more nervous

BBC iPlayer without a TV license.

>I have to post threads in case someone else posts a thread early
that's fucking down syndromed

BULLYING

Sticky this you shitty-ass mods and jannies

Prepare to get obliterated, Tory scum.

>It's 10 o'clock and I can now reveal our exit poll shows Labour are the largest party

What does /britpol/ do?

Ballot paper counters should be forced to do it nude, so they dont smuggle in rubbers and change votes.

Wow you're a threadsplitting cunt

Am I seeing things or has she gotten FAT as fuck

Lads I'm hearing things

Whats the worst case scenario lads?
>hope for the best, prepare for the worst

kill yourself as well

Corbyn wins. Flawless victory.

Sorry senpai

Just get rid of the dumb customs limit and I'll be happy.

Good decision, my family member

Fucks sake lad.

Post yfw Corbyn wins

1min timescale, literally nothing

in 18 bings ?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
posh cunts BTFO

The lower the pound the cheaper the nationalisations will be

Oh look, another retarded as fuck early thread when there are 2 others still up.

Kill yourself, you dense cunt.

Not so fast

shame no party ran on a 'threadsplitters will be hanged on the spot' policy

Are you me
i just sent that pic and message to a m8

fuck off nobhead

SEAMUS! HELP ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN AHHHHHH

Sky have started already.

Will turn to the Beeb once it starts on there though.

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The copper outside No. 10 isn't supposed to be armed... Why does that fat fuck have a handgun?

polls have never been wrong before?!

why are brit/pol/acks wishing away their internet freedom under Sharia May?

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FUCK OFF CORBYNISTAS

I WILL KILL YOU ALL

nice satanic digits

is Corbyn more like Peter Sanchson or Paul Churches?

I nominate Rightly So as official thread making slut for the rest of the night until 5am.

How do you talk to girls lads? I'm probably the biggest autist on here

Fox News in the US is saying that it's MUCH closer than anyone expected.

Corbyn's actually got a shot.

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Splitter thread deleted

we /official/ now

>BBC news is presently covering Macron trying to win over muslims in France

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Gents, did this election give us any good memes?

I feel like it's been a poor year.

Couldn't vote for jihadi jezza so abstained lol

Jeb! got every seat in your parliament

Who's clapping now

Security has been upped due to multiple threats in close proximity.

The tories have been in charge the last 7 years so they are to blame for this

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FRANCE

Clearly up the duff

Any other Scotfags dreaming of Sturgeon getting her shit pushed in this time around? Never understood why fuckers vote SNP.

>British "women"

Lad, you're going to get yourself banned on election night. Pack it in.

over

tiny text? is this the new triforce?

I voted UKIP

>It's 10pm and our exit poll predicts... BAH GAWD, FROM OUTTA NOWHERE HE'S RETURNED

BREAKING
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BREAKING
>BREAKING
BREAKING
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IT'S HAPPENING
twitter.com/britainelects/status/872915323023917058

Just the Milkman.

Hi op

Unsurprising, they never do well there and Corbyn is a London Labour MP. The North is the place to watch.

This, why does no one else say this

Any by-elections tonight lads?

Thats a bo selecta character right???

I voted Labour. Not sure what I should be feeling atm.

>supporting a thread-splitting attentionwhore
ahhh yes

Can't wait to see what he gets up to tonight...

Too many people getting bombed by muzzies for memes.

>this is a 7/10 in the UK

Really makes one ponder.

What snacks has everyone got for the all nighter? Got honey roasted peanuts myself

>geordies

thats a 8/10 over there.

HABBENING!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=chkhOYBdgro

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yfw Corbyn wins because he gets record Muslim votes for his terrorist sympathies

ITS HAPPENING RECLAIM NATIONAL ASSETS SEIZE MCDONALDS, DRIVE THE IMPERIALISTS OUT OF KFC, ANASTASIA THE ROYALS

>If May fucks this up then shit is going down.

Yes Camerons Brexit blunder, Mays Election Blunder

How would the Tories even shw their faces ever again