Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 9th edition

AMBER RUDD'S SEAT IN TROUBLE IN HASTINGS

HUNG PARLIAMENT LOOKING MORE POSSIBLE


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg Recently called results
None yet

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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STRONG AND STABLE MAY GONE BY THE WEEKEND

CAP THIS

That one went fast fucking hell

Might just have a wank and go to bed.

>allow a womyn to become PM instead of nige

You deserved this

Tory majority still fave.

What's going on?

>no Paddy Ashdown after he got utterly humiliated last GE

Shame

Any coalitions that could get May in power?

10 minutes, uncomfy

...

she threw the election to prevent brexit

POUND ALREADY LOST 7% AGAINST THE US DOLLAR SINCE THE EXIT POLLS

GOTT STRAFFE ENGLAND

The first result will show us if the exit poll is accurate, watch the swing.

L
A
BLAIR
O
U
RETURNS

>HALF A TRILLION POUNDS INVESTMENT IN NHS STOMACH STAPLE OPERATIONS FOR FATTIES

Jezzas staying leader for years after this...

Which one of these candidates do you guys want to win?

Tories can still pull this in, gents.

right as Thornberry just said the exit polls have been right the last 20 years...

What is he thinking right now?

Best postwar pm desu

>taking any of this seriously

youtube.com/watch?v=fhS-Fux31xs

>Tfw proud vote-splitting Kipper

PROGRESSIVE

This race to the first bullshit that Sunderland is doing can fuck off. Rushing leads to complacency.

YOU HAD ANOTHER CHOICE

None

>trusting students with ballot boxes

Mosley

Where the hell have these potential Labour gains come from?

Who is Corbyn reaching that overwhelm the people leaving him?

THIS IS FRANKLY NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

It's too good to be true, I'm still expecting another 5 years of Tory rule and austerity.

laughing from his cuck shed at her just desserts

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i said earlier she'll be gone in 24 months.

it might be 24 hrs!!!

>AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
>AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
>AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER

Tory/DUP possibly.

WELL AT LEAST WE WON'T BECOME AN ORWELLIAN STATE NOW

May is literally Hillary 2.0 in terms of campaigning.

Hahahah hahhahaha

Fuck you all you cunts that doubted us

You /pol shills where is mummy May now?


Hahahah omg I can't breath you cunts

Who's laughing now?!

Where's my liberal salty tears?

Hahah sick my dick

You losers

LOSERS

HAHAHHA
LEFT

WINGBRITIAN

CORBYN

YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO LIVE

>What is he thinking right now?

"just according to keikaku"

STAND FOR NOTHING
GAIN EVERYTHING

>Sunderland II: GULAG BOOGALOO

Exact thing he's been thinking for the past year.

WHY

so, who supplants May?

POUND REKT

Gove shouldn't have backstabbed Boris

Do people not like the old lady because she was soft on terrorism?

ok who is next tory leader?

who is this bbc qt?

So today i read in the news, that May would be better for the EU and brexit and Merkel etc. and Corbyn would be a desaster for everybody, the Jews, Britain, the EU, everybody.

What is your view on this?

>Where the hell have these potential Labour gains come from?
>Who is Corbyn reaching that overwhelm the people leaving him?

my questions as well.

I would slam Sam Cam

>why didn't you vote remain, user? You could have stopped this

BAHVITA CAN YOU HEAR ME

WATCH THE SWING IN SUNDERLAND, IT WILL SHOW IF THE EXIT POLL IS ACCURATE

CON
OUT

If she cancels Brexit, possibly. Otherwise she at least would have to go first.

those are some great legs

Chop ur fingers off

What was the exit poll showing for the EU referendum? I'm not asking to be snarky I'm just wondering how much weight can be put on the exit poll in terms of accuracy.

>autism
Being so fucking young that you've never experienced an election before and don't realise exit polls only exist to give the BBC something talk about.
They're fucking useless.

>FAKE EXIT POLLS
FAKE EXIT POLLS
>RIGGED
RIGGED
UKIP SURGE, NIGE PM CONFIRMED.

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they're both fucking useless cunts

This is very bad for Brexit lads. Very bad indeed.

I AM SO SORRY CAMERON

I DIDN'T KNOW A FUCKING COMMIE WOULD BECOME PM

Holy shit. My mum came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mum but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so communist. I want a future to believe in. I want Mummy to be PM and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Maidenhead???? This is so fucked.

>stewart hosie
zzzzzzzzzzzz

Corbyn is OUR guy if you catch my Russian drift))

DUP

>all the momentum kiddies go to bed thinking they've won
>wake up to a conservative majority
It's going to be brilliant.

The absolute state of these past 2 years lads

it's mad

this sunderland newcastle shit is sad as fuck

Boris because who fucking cares at this point lets have a laugh

Anyone want to cry with me?

They didn't have one.

WOW HOT A WHAT BABITAWOT

>HUNG
huh huh he said hung
You'd better, the poor dear. Hub's not plumbed for it.

So why does everybody on the radio hate the Corbyn guy? He is anti Zion isn't he?

Post cute Geordie running 6th form girls

i thought he got binned

Repeat after me: TED HEATH. Probably turn out to be a nonce a few years down the line too.

Sadiq Khan called on all his muslim brothers.

>inb4 ANOTHER CON-LIB coalition, but milkman rides bitch in Brexit negotiations and fucks everything up for us

>liberal
septics please

Always a good idea.

Cyka blyat

I feel physcially ill right nowfor the first time in my life, I feel genuine terror for the future of my country.

I like it, it's sweet

>ALL NUKES BANNED
MILITARY COUP SOON
>ALL NUKES BANNED
MILITARY COUP SOON
>ALL NUKES BANNED
MILITARY COUP SOON

SNP guy literally going to burst into tears

LIQUIDATE THE KULAKS

ELIMINATE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES

THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT IS UPON US, COMRADES

Tory + DUP coalition don't worry lads

Gonna quit my job and go on bennies

dat stomach, would fuck